wanted "james burton" where is he?

A person from the Black Country area of the West Midlands of England. Yam-yams use a slight variation of English that is often incompehensible to non-locals (and even to their neighours from Birmingham, with whom they share many similariies in vocal accent) due to both the thick accent of the speaker and the frequent exchange of standard words in place of local terminology (the most obvious example being the substitition of the word "you" for "yam").

.....nah it were cliff burton i was thinkin of, he was in metallica until the tour bus rolled on top of him....

anyone seen jim binson yet???

cliff richards tour bus rolled on top of him???!

when?!

dint he used ter mek jammy dodgers

yella said:

dint he used ter mek jammy dodgers

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if his bus rolled on him he wernt much of a jammy dodger

your thinkin of the earl of viscount!

made some nice minty biscuits

andytd4auto said:

if his bus rolled on him he wernt much of a jammy dodger

your thinkin of the earl of viscount!

made some nice minty biscuits

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wasn't it james kendal?
and wasn't it minty cake?

no... he was on treasure hunt wi anneka rice's arse!

used to read the news too.

Oo', James whale?

andytd4auto said:

no... he was on treasure hunt wi anneka rice's arse!

used to read the news too.

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That were Kenneth Kendallsmintcake, Felicity Kendallsmintcakes Dad.

did he also do the "some people are on the pitch" commentary last time england won owt?

Grippa said:

Oo', James whale?

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jane swale?!