Very VERY dissapointed

It has dawned on me that there is a serious lack of ladies on this forum.

Now i have a real problem, as i was thinking of starting a "Topless ladies and their landies" thread, and judging the best winner would result in a rather splendid prize.
However, we just dont seem to have the input.
Unless any ladies out there are lurking and fancy submitting an entry.......lol.

RULES:

1. Gaylander owners are not "real" ladies, only 99 per cent so dont count.
2. No other rules.

yeah and covered in mud. mmmmmm

perverts!

yep!

Lenny1969 said:

It has dawned on me that there is a serious lack of ladies on this forum.

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Not surprising realy when yer read some of the posts on here But i agree
Wheres scrapheapchallenge gone and that other bird l4andyg1rl?

is your keyboard knackered or are you just ****ed?

slob said:

is your keyboard knackered or are you just ****ed?

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Smoke and strong Whiskey( thats a song title ??) Dosent help wi me typing
Slob

oh so you drink that irish stuff then... did you know the irish distill their whiskey 3 times? and if you did, do you know why?

















cos they can't get it right the first two times

EEE! the old ones are the best arnt they?
Like, Wots pink and wrinkly and hang out yer underpants?












YER MAM! Ha ha

wot about this real old one..
wots red and throbs between yer legs?





















a post office motor bike

You bin eatin Blue smarties agen?

i did! i confess it was me wot did it!

Hang on Slob, im gunner have to have a Smoke!
Carnt cope with you and Ming at the same time. Apparenlty ive upset Mrs Ming now???

wot ??that old trout? she get's upset every morning,....;twice...once when she sees minga then again when she looks in the mirror. wot did you do? comment on her new wart?

No Mings got sum new shades for his red eyes and i said i didnt fancy the missis, But its all sorted now cos its er birthdy an hes takin her owt for a curry??

sounds like a good swap