Transporting bits from Chester to Plymouth or Cornwall

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oh ffs thats funny,,, **** me did brookebond help you think that up. ave haven't larfed this much since the last time that line wur used. ah bet you're the life and soul of any party you manage to gatecrash....
so you must write comedy while yer waiting fer delivery orders?
 
am i missin something here tinny? your not intending using his services and he's gonna put the price up?
not only a great comic but a keen businessman aswell
 
carrot cruncher 4 up, 3 down

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of ****ing carrot crunchers"

Hmmmm - time to brush up on yer geography
 
anyway when do you want these parts delivering I can do it next week as I'm down that way delivering some sheep for the local pervert
 
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