Transporting bits from Chester to Plymouth or Cornwall

dont be such a fart, ive already said i'll have to get jacko to use his towbar ffs it will take you half an hour tops from the end of the m56

yer? ok, 30min extra aint too bad. i was thinking more like an hour or so on them crap roads.

nah, its a good road, just looks crap on a map

yella disco said:

see what i mean griff, still not even a thanks

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ffs

THANK YOU!
I really do appreciate your very generous offer Griff, but I couldn't possibly ask someone to make an 8 hour round trip, as a special journey, for me.

aye bollocks tim ead its too late, i'll get the bits back here then sell em t all me mates

who's tim ead?

i think thats you in north wale-ian

well, i could do it on a saturday or something in 3-4wks time. if someone who lives between yella and brum or somewhere along the M5 corridor could lend a hand, that would help.

work will only ask questions if they check the fuel card and it shows chester on a saturday afternoon!

yella, what do you think the milage is from bristol to yours? M5, M6, M56

hopefully i could do it on a tank.

ffs dawg aint yer got an auto route, pm me yer postcode and i'll get you an exact figure

Hi,

I might be being a girl but... would it be easier to break it up into bits? A trailer might not be needed then.

You hiding again Zorro!!

evenin gorgeous

it's already dismantled as much as possible I'm afraid.

ffs are you a detective or what

Evening,

Well if it is any help and any of the bits fit in a discovery, I can bring them down from J9 of the M5 to North Devon friday night and arrange to meet either Sat or Sun. Can any of it be tied to my roof rack?

If time was such an issue on friday I would pick up my trailer and we could bung it all in that. But I have commitments in Warwick and I will not be able to leave there until 3:30pm. There just is not enough time to pick up trailer, load, drive past Torrington and deposit the trailer where it would be safe and get to Torrington for 6:30pm!! Its going to be tight as it is!

yella disco said:

ffs are you a detective or what

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You never know!!

its a bit tighter than that ebb, we dint get em fer about a month

Thanks E&I, but it's the roof that's going to be the problem (no way could yer put a roof on yer roof!)

If I win it, I'll take a trip up ter Yella's wiv me trailer.

Many thanks to everyone that's offered or suggested solutions.

yella disco said:

its a bit tighter than that ebb, we dint get em fer about a month

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Being Blond...what?

yella disco said:

its a bit tighter than that ebb, we dint get em fer about a month

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eh? the auction ends on wednesday.

Got another idea?

oh ffs go on then, stun us all