Towing

17th-May-2007, 20:26
yella disco

Senior Member with implants

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what a load of old bollocks!

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yo shud ad that to ya avatart.

I`ve read somewhere that if a trailor ( and that is what anything attached to rear of vehicle and has any wheels in contact with the ground ) is below a certain width and length and at least one tail/brake/indicater light can be seen from a given angle when turning( not sure how much of an angle ) it is not breaking the law . Correct in saying MOT and Tax on anything with an engine

come on !! who's got the code book tonight?

this cast me back to my younger days when the ice cream van always had a sign on the back "watch that child, he may be deaf". i always wondered why would you want to watch a deaf kid

how would he know when his tea was ready.....
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. they're all sat round the table and dad's sez" wurs oor yella?, did you tell him his tea wur oot?"
ma.. " aye ah opened the back door and shouted, he must have heard me cos he wur stood next to our doris and she's here"

maybe they could throw stones at him then make a T sign, like in merkin football

fook that just throw his dinner at him, save him having to go back to the house

dya think if yer had a dog whistle he would hear it

depends if he wur barking or not...ah bet flaps can hear them

how about just buy him a watch and a chalk board, write on the chalk board "DINNER AT 5 O CLOCK" then send him on his way and remind him to keep away from the icecream van

if it rained it would wash the chalk orf and he'd die of star
vashun

get him a satchel to cary it about in

it might get snagged if he wur nicking apples or otherwise engaged in tree climbing resulting in it being left behind, in which case he wint know when dinner was and he'd die of starvashun

yella disco said:

get him a satchel to cary it about in

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Chain him to a dog when the dog got hungry it'd drag him home. Or eat him, either way it'd solve the problem.

ffs heidi, thats no way to look after a deaf kid

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it'd drag him home.

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You'd have to call him Woodbine then.....

fook it !! just give him a packed lunch

how about if he fancies an ice cream

only if he finishes all his packed lunch , mind you it would be funny watchin the ice cream salesman trying to ask him if he wants crushed nuts on is cone

aye and then how about if he gets his cone, starts ter lick it and walks out behind the ice cream van, blocking the sign on the back