This one is up there with diesel spark plugs

So then how much are these diesel spark plugs,

and where can I get some...

come on gimme gimme gimme...

Oh...

oopes...

I'm going home now...

That depends, do you want series 4 80" 5 door tdv8 ones or gaylander 1.2 1.6V series 90 swb csw ffr olive blue wolf civilian spec ones?

anyone got a tin of 'compression ' - no3 cylinder is a bit low and needs a top up

No but I do have a stock of the following items.

Bubbles for sprit levels
A long stand
A long weight (wait)
Left hand screw drivers
Glass hammers
Tartan paint

Can’t think of any more just now.

adjustable bulb filaments ?
dehydrated water ?
2nd hand rivets

think we could make a fortune on e bay lol

bag of sparks for the grinder

Fallopian tubing.

This is alt.fan.gynaecology isn't it?

Box of torques or a parafin hoover anyone ?

Got any O's?

1/2 " or 3/4's

For you IT guys
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as a 15 year old boy i started a saturday job in our local garage, the mechanic(as they were called back then) that i was assigned to help sent me with an empty 5 gallon drum over to see the tyre fitter and get about 4 gallons of compressed air, as a green fool i took the can and stood watching whilst the tyre fitter filled the drum, i merrily strolled back over to the mechanic with the drum, he opened it and told me it was empty, i swore i had watched him fill the drum andhe sent me back, telling me to make sure the lid was tight this time, so off i went, watched him fill it yet again, then screwed the lid on really tight, took it back and he opened it again, as he said it was still empty the tyre fitter grabbed hold of me and they both ****ed their selves laughing, i still remember it to this day and it still makes me laugh when i see green apprentices fetching various items of non existence

the 'adjustable bulb filament ' and the 'tin of compression ' were what we sent our trainee to the local factors to get - the head storeman was a bit of a joker so he turned the tables on us and sent him back with a 'capless bulb 'and an 'aerosol can with no label' with the words 'compression ' written on it in felt tip - and the bugger charged us for them

I forgot I also have a supply of elbow grease.
Hurry while stocks last