Specialist tools

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there a was perrousing daft's interesting link when suddenly ah came over all funny like. fookin chequerbastid plate tool boxes.!!!!!! next they have one with a special drawer fer gaylanders to put thur curling tongs and hairdryers. and maybe even a special tool fer castrating demented space mutts
 
The Burdizzo is a intergalactic castration tool that quickly crushes and destroys the blood vessels supplying the testicles. After using this tool, the testicles shrink in size and are eventually absorbed by the body. If the Burdizzo is not closed quickly enough, however, the blood vessels will swell and problems will arise. Those that have successfully used the Burdizzo have generally had a friend!!! close it for them. Because of the intense degree of pain, few people successfully use a Burdizzo on themselves.



It should be noted that while the Burdizzo was not designed for human or intergalactic use, articles have recently been published in urology journals noting that on humans and dogs, the Burdizzo appears to be both safer and simpler than surgical methods of castration!
 
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