Size isn't everything

yella · Oct 16, 2007

ey up slob yerv pulled

slob · Oct 16, 2007

what is?

Pikey · Oct 16, 2007

Grippa said:
Oooo, I wunt let her sew you to the bed. Kin' hurts, trust me.

Ever had yer roll of fat overlocked?

I bet rets has

yella · Oct 16, 2007

i see i missed the bastard child of giant haystacks last neet

slob · Oct 16, 2007

yella said:
i see i missed the bastard child of giant haystacks last neet

was GH his mum ?

Grippa · Oct 16, 2007

yella said:
i see i missed the bastard child of giant haystacks last neet

Nah, giant haystacks cud git a hard on, ask big daddy.

yella · Oct 16, 2007

i think so, mind you he was one great big fat scruffy ****, no wonder he sent our cats a picture of his brother in law, the fat **** even realised she wouldnt look twice at him, hes the sort yer see on the jeremy kyle show ffs, and as fer tellin everyone about our cats little dirty secrects, ffs its hardy hardcore, apparently he told her he was into a bit o bondage, proibly just cos it meant the fat **** dint have ter try and get up if she tied him down

Grippa · Oct 16, 2007

yella said:
hes the sort yer see on the jeremy kyle show ffs

Yeah, not tekin the paternity test tho'.

yella · Oct 16, 2007

yer can just see the shows title "fat **** pretends he´s a lawyer"

Pikey · Oct 16, 2007

the bondage was ter try an keep all the flab from hanging round his knees.

yella · Oct 16, 2007

that were a feckin bandage yer thick pikey

slob · Oct 16, 2007

yella said:
i think so, mind you he was one great big fat scruffy ****, no wonder he sent our cats a picture of his brother in law, the fat **** even realised she wouldnt look twice at him, hes the sort yer see on the jeremy kyle show ffs, and as fer tellin everyone about our cats little dirty secrects, ffs its hardy hardcore, apparently he told her he was into a bit o bondage, proibly just cos it meant the fat **** dint have ter try and get up if she tied him down

thats complete bolocks yella and yer know it.

when flaps sed " yer fancy some bondage?" the fat **** thought she sed " yer fancy some blancmange"? which is why he replied " oh yes please i love that and can't get enough!"

yella · Oct 16, 2007

ere slobbo, ave yer still got a copy of the picture o the fat ****

slob · Oct 16, 2007

slob · Oct 16, 2007

ah binned it it wur takin up too much memory on ma pootor

yella · Oct 16, 2007

ass a shame yer could ave posted the fooker.

yella · Oct 16, 2007

ere slob looks like yer new doris has fooked orf back ter the kitchen

slob · Oct 16, 2007

yella said:
ere slob looks like yer new doris has fooked orf back ter the kitchen

bout time ! coming in here wiff her girlie ideas about man stuff, next she be wanted to vote and be able to drive and stuff

Pikey · Oct 16, 2007

I've found his lonely hearts advert:

Fat ugly Bloke not looking for Same.

Sirus · Oct 16, 2007

Ere where did your get me ad from

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