Sex Insurance

Are you insured for sex?? The correct insurance companies are... Sex with your wife - legal and general.... Sex on the telephone - direct line.... Sex with your partner - standard life.... Sex with a transvestite - confused.com.... Sex with some one different - go compare.... Sex with a fat bird - more than.... Sex on the back seat of a car - sheilas wheels.... Sex with a posh bird - privileged.




Just got this on FB and thought it was quite amusing

Sex with your family

Norwich union

Sex with a sheep

NFU

Brilliant that is ,but im with autonet so not sure what it says about me then ? and oddie keep ur gob shut !!!!!

adymanchester said:

Brilliant that is ,but im with autonet so not sure what it says about me then ? and oddie keep ur gob shut !!!!!

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Got me worried too seeing as I got the initial quote from confused dot com but then got insured by performance direct

adymanchester said:

Brilliant that is ,but im with autonet so not sure what it says about me then ? and oddie keep ur gob shut !!!!!

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Sex with pam and her five little friends:

Autonet

Oddie said:

Sex with pam and her five little friends:

Autonet

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Bastid but funny !!!

Sex with my WIFE???? uke: Ummm I'll pass on that one, thanks all the same....

Sex with a real dog - Churchill...




























Oooooooooooooooooooooooh nononoononononooononoon no

Sex up North ............................................... Halifax

Discobluebell said:

Sex with my WIFE???? uke: Ummm I'll pass on that one, thanks all the same....

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Oh so sorry for the discrepancy, should have been sex with partner .. sorry for not being pc!!!

Dewin said:

Oh so sorry for the discrepancy, should have been sex with partner .. sorry for not being pc!!!

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:lol: s'ok

you got pams phone number

john winsemius said:

you got pams phone number

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it's written on the front of your hand

P.E.T.A.= people eating tasty animals

I wonder what position Adrian Flux Insurance takes on sex.

bends you over the desk.with both hands on your hips

john winsemius said:

bends you over the desk.with both hands on your hips

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emmmm....just curious...but...your hands on her hips...or her hands?

Lets do the timewarp again.....

Sex with a salior....Admiral..