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What on earth are they making these new Audi sports jobbies out of?
Living next to the Sheffield United ground we get a fair amount of
parking on match days (and nights - like tonight, especially tonight).
Some may believe that our little cul-de-sac is hard enough to navigate
without Yorkshire Water digging a fecking big hole at the end in the
absolute middle of the T junction, but not withstanding, clueless ****
in aforementioned Audi sports jobbie decides to turn around 'there'
instead of either reversing out - with lots of space or - driving down
to the end of the road and turning around there... Erm... IYSWIM?
So, a few years ago now someone pulled the back off their new Beetle
whilst in the B&Q car park. Now this numpty has pulled half of the
_front_ of his Audi by catching it on my front bumper...
Then ****es off!
(Watched it on the CCTV - incredible)
I doubt he'll get far...
Looked at the un-damage to my bumper - a bit of Hammerite scraped off.
(Pics tomorrow in daylight).
I wish I could feel sorry for people like this, but I'd previously
been out and moved the S3 back as far as it'd go as some other
clueless cnut had parked on the opposite corner which would have made
any emergency vehicle access totally impossible.
Laziness and impatience has cost him a fair amount of money I reckon,
and TBH, if it weren't my car he'd hit, I think I'd have reported a
driveaway to local plod - he'd probably done a fair amount of damage
to my neighbours Corsa had he been a few inches off during one of his
'part turns' - and being a nurse on call, she may potentially have
been a tad inconvenienced.
Remind me why I'm not a great fan of Football...
--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005
Living next to the Sheffield United ground we get a fair amount of
parking on match days (and nights - like tonight, especially tonight).
Some may believe that our little cul-de-sac is hard enough to navigate
without Yorkshire Water digging a fecking big hole at the end in the
absolute middle of the T junction, but not withstanding, clueless ****
in aforementioned Audi sports jobbie decides to turn around 'there'
instead of either reversing out - with lots of space or - driving down
to the end of the road and turning around there... Erm... IYSWIM?
So, a few years ago now someone pulled the back off their new Beetle
whilst in the B&Q car park. Now this numpty has pulled half of the
_front_ of his Audi by catching it on my front bumper...
Then ****es off!
(Watched it on the CCTV - incredible)
I doubt he'll get far...
Looked at the un-damage to my bumper - a bit of Hammerite scraped off.
(Pics tomorrow in daylight).
I wish I could feel sorry for people like this, but I'd previously
been out and moved the S3 back as far as it'd go as some other
clueless cnut had parked on the opposite corner which would have made
any emergency vehicle access totally impossible.
Laziness and impatience has cost him a fair amount of money I reckon,
and TBH, if it weren't my car he'd hit, I think I'd have reported a
driveaway to local plod - he'd probably done a fair amount of damage
to my neighbours Corsa had he been a few inches off during one of his
'part turns' - and being a nurse on call, she may potentially have
been a tad inconvenienced.
Remind me why I'm not a great fan of Football...
--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005
