Product Audit

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Austin Shackles

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #41

On or around Wed, 18 Jan 2006 23:48:30 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>...and Mother" <"@ {mother} @ spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...
>
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 21:53:29 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>> A true treasure, you could let everything else go, but keep that
>>>> particular model.
>>>
>>> Get rid of the Series 2? Bollocks!
>>>
>>> <whack> only kidding dear <whack>
>>
>> I've a longstanding search for a 101 Vampire that can cook, clean,
>> nurse me when ill and shag me senseless...
>
>I *still* have a mental picture of that naked Dutch bloke and the Range
>Rover exhaust.....

I've always wondered whether the engine was running...
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero" (sieze today, and put
as little trust as you can in tomorrow) Horace (65 - 8 BC) Odes, I.xi.8

 

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Tom Woods

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #42

On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:42:09 +0000, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> wrote:

>>> I've a longstanding search for a 101 Vampire that can cook, clean,
>>> nurse me when ill and shag me senseless...
>>
>>I *still* have a mental picture of that naked Dutch bloke and the Range
>>Rover exhaust.....
>
>I've always wondered whether the engine was running...

Having in the past tripped over an exhaust pipe and burnt my leg i
really hope not...

 

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Mark Solesbury

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #43

> Seems lots of us have swapped products over the years, I've lost track as
to
> who has what so thought it worth while doing a little audit of toys.
>
> I've currently got staining the driveway:
>
> 1998 Disco ES V8 LPG
> 1964 Series IIa 88" V8 Auto
> 1976 101 Ambi
>
> other non LR toys:
> 1954 Grey Fergie TEF (Tractor)
> 2003 Ace Jubilee Globetrotter Caravan
> 2001 Laguna (Parts transporter for above listed items)
>
>
>
> Lee D

As i look out of my window -

1990 Defender - Mine
2003 Golf GTTDI - Mine (Works)
2001 Mini One - Mrs'
3 Dumper Trucks
2 JCB's
JCB Loadall
Lots of Caterpiller Track type things
A Big Crane

Sadly the last 5 belong to the people that just built my new house....

 

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Simon Isaacs

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #44

On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 23:48:30 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> scribbled the following nonsense:

>...and Mother" <"@ {mother} @ spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...
>
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 21:53:29 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>> A true treasure, you could let everything else go, but keep that
>>>> particular model.
>>>
>>> Get rid of the Series 2? Bollocks!
>>>
>>> <whack> only kidding dear <whack>
>>
>> I've a longstanding search for a 101 Vampire that can cook, clean,
>> nurse me when ill and shag me senseless...
>
>I *still* have a mental picture of that naked Dutch bloke and the Range
>Rover exhaust.....

yes, scarred me for life that one......
--

Simon Isaacs

Peterborough 4x4 Club Newsletter Editor and Webmaster
Green Lane Association (GLASS) Financial Director
101 Ambi, undergoing camper conversion www.simoni.co.uk
1976 S3 LWT, Fully restored, ready for sale! Make me an offer!
Suzuki SJ410 (Wife's) 3" lift kit fitted, body shell now restored and mounted on chassis, waiting on a windscreen and MOT
Series 3 88" Rolling chassis...what to do next
1993 200 TDi Discovery
1994 200 TDi Discovery body sheel, being bobbed and modded.....

 

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Mother

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #45

On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:46:44 +0000 (UTC), Simon Isaacs
<[email protected]> wrote:

>>I *still* have a mental picture of that naked Dutch bloke and the Range
>>Rover exhaust.....
>
>yes, scarred me for life that one......

KEYBOARD!

Groetjes

 

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Tom Woods

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #46

On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:46:44 +0000 (UTC), Simon Isaacs
<[email protected]> wrote:

>>I *still* have a mental picture of that naked Dutch bloke and the Range
>>Rover exhaust.....
>
>yes, scarred me for life that one......

So the engine was running then...

 

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Simon Isaacs

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #47

On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 20:03:26 +0000, Tom Woods
<[email protected]> scribbled the following nonsense:

>On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:46:44 +0000 (UTC), Simon Isaacs
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>>I *still* have a mental picture of that naked Dutch bloke and the Range
>>>Rover exhaust.....
>>
>>yes, scarred me for life that one......
>
>So the engine was running then...

d'oh, engage brain open mouth next time!!! (as I keep telling the kids
at school)
--

Simon Isaacs

Peterborough 4x4 Club Newsletter Editor and Webmaster
Green Lane Association (GLASS) Financial Director
101 Ambi, undergoing camper conversion www.simoni.co.uk
1976 S3 LWT, Fully restored, ready for sale! Make me an offer!
Suzuki SJ410 (Wife's) 3" lift kit fitted, body shell now restored and mounted on chassis, waiting on a windscreen and MOT
Series 3 88" Rolling chassis...what to do next
1993 200 TDi Discovery
1994 200 TDi Discovery body sheel, being bobbed and modded.....

 

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Mother

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #48

On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 20:10:07 +0000 (UTC), Simon Isaacs
<[email protected]> wrote:

>>>>I *still* have a mental picture of that naked Dutch bloke and the Range
>>>>Rover exhaust.....
>>>
>>>yes, scarred me for life that one......
>>
>>So the engine was running then...
>
>d'oh, engage brain open mouth next time!!! (as I keep telling the kids
>at school)

I would seriously caution against attempting to give a blowjob to a
hot exhaust...

 

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Nige

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #49

Lee_D wrote:
> Seems lots of us have swapped products over the years, I've lost
> track as to who has what so thought it worth while doing a little
> audit of toys.
> I've currently got staining the driveway:
>
> 1998 Disco ES V8 LPG
> 1964 Series IIa 88" V8 Auto
> 1976 101 Ambi
>
> other non LR toys:
> 1954 Grey Fergie TEF (Tractor)
> 2003 Ace Jubilee Globetrotter Caravan
> 2001 Laguna (Parts transporter for above listed items)
>
>
>
> Lee D

We have as follows:-

2004 Subaru WRX
2005 VW Golf Gti
2003 Nissan Primera (My old company car on lease still for a few months)
1996 P38 4.6 HSE Range Rover
1993 RRC 4.2 LSE (Mint & for sale!!)

Even I think I'm mad!!!

Nige

--
Subaru WRX
Range Rover LSE (Bob) FOR SALE!!!
Range Rover 4.6 HSE (The Tank!)

'"I don't remember asking you a goddam thing"

 

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Richard Brookman

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #50

....and Austin Shackles spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...


> On or around Wed, 18 Jan 2006 23:48:30 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
> <[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>
>> ...and Mother" <"@ {mother} @ spake unto the tribes of Usenet,
>> saying...
>>
>>
>>> On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 21:53:29 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> A true treasure, you could let everything else go, but keep that
>>>>> particular model.
>>>>
>>>> Get rid of the Series 2? Bollocks!
>>>>
>>>> <whack> only kidding dear <whack>
>>>
>>> I've a longstanding search for a 101 Vampire that can cook, clean,
>>> nurse me when ill and shag me senseless...
>>
>> I *still* have a mental picture of that naked Dutch bloke and the
>> Range Rover exhaust.....
>
> I've always wondered whether the engine was running...

I spose that's why it's called a blow job.

--
Rich
==============================

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

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Graham G

Guest

• Jan 19, 2006

• #51

Richard Brookman wrote:
> ...and Austin Shackles spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...
>
>
>> On or around Wed, 18 Jan 2006 23:48:30 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
>> <[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>>
>>> ...and Mother" <"@ {mother} @ spake unto the tribes of Usenet,
>>> saying...
>>>
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 21:53:29 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> A true treasure, you could let everything else go, but keep that
>>>>>> particular model.
>>>>>
>>>>> Get rid of the Series 2? Bollocks!
>>>>>
>>>>> <whack> only kidding dear <whack>
>>>>
>>>> I've a longstanding search for a 101 Vampire that can cook, clean,
>>>> nurse me when ill and shag me senseless...
>>>
>>> I *still* have a mental picture of that naked Dutch bloke and the
>>> Range Rover exhaust.....
>>
>> I've always wondered whether the engine was running...
>
> I spose that's why it's called a blow job.

THUD!!!

That must be the tone...

--
Graham

101 GS
101 Radio Body