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"David G. Bell" <[email protected]> uttered summat worrerz funny
about:

> Do you know how to get a light-probe image?


Will it make my eyes water? Go on... you now have my full attention :)

Lee D


 
William Tasso wrote:

> indeed - anyone who can see that site right off without modifying their
> config may as well post a note at the local black-hat chapter


Most unusually, I can.
 
Ian Rawlings wrote:
> On 2006-07-23, EMB <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>I get a bit of amusement gently taking the mick out of the young lads
>>that come into our shop buying them. Watch them all having their
>>council of war to decide who's going to have to go into the shop, and
>>then when the unlucky one walks thru the door I hand him what he wants
>>without him asking and watch him go red and start to stutter and splutter.

>
>
> Give him a copy of play*girl* next time, I'll bet he'll be outside the
> door before he notices!
>


that's truly evil - I'll do it :)

--
EMB
 
On Sunday, in article <[email protected]>
[email protected] "Lee_D" wrote:

> "David G. Bell" <[email protected]> uttered summat worrerz funny
> about:
>
> > Do you know how to get a light-probe image?

>
> Will it make my eyes water? Go on... you now have my full attention :)


The idea is that a light probe is a picture of the light falling on a
scene, so that ray-tracing goes from the virtual camera to the object
and then to the light probe. This can replace an array of virtual light
sources, and includes the effects of coloured objects outside the
camera's view.

The hard part is getting the brightness range, since you only have 8-
bits out of most cameras. You can do things by putting a camera on a
tripod and combining under and over-exposed shots.

The trick of a light probe is to have a reflective sphere, or maybe one
that's a light grey. A Christmas Tree bauble, sprayed with grey primer.
And you take a picture of that, getting as large an image as you can.

It also helps to get pictures from opposite directions. Some rays of
light from the other side will just skim the ball, but most of the light
from the far side will be recorded in a very narrow ring.

Really big bearing balls are also good, as long as the chrome's in good
condition.

--
David G. Bell -- SF Fan, Filker, and Punslinger.

"I am Number Two," said Penfold. "You are Number Six."
 
On 2006-07-23, Srtgray <[email protected]> wrote:

> BTW, in your sig., is that a reference to The Prisoner or Danger Mouse?
> (or both?)


Questions are a burden unto others, answers a prison for oneself.

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
On or around Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:21:07 +1200, EMB <[email protected]>
enlightened us thusly:

>
>http://www.goliathres.com/res_website.asp?supplierCode=mby100&page=for_sale


All it does here is get a page whinging about updating my browser. NS6, IE4
or firefocks 1.0.

Mine is mozilla and is up to date TYVM. Feckin' muppets.

--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"You praise the firm restraint with which they write -_
I'm with you there, of course: They use the snaffle and the bit
alright, but where's the bloody horse? - Roy Campbell (1902-1957)
 
On Sunday 23 July 2006 21:52, David G. Bell [[email protected]] wrote in
message <[email protected]>

> On Sunday, in article <44c3d108.0@entanet>
> [email protected] "PDannyD" wrote:
>
>> On Sunday 23 July 2006 14:21, EMB [[email protected]] wrote in message
>> <[email protected]>
>>
>> >
>> >

>>

http://www.goliathres.com/res_website.asp?supplierCode=mby100&page=for_sale
>>
>> "This site is best viewed using Netscape? version 6.0 or higher, Internet
>> Explorer? version 4.0 or higher or Firefox? version 1.0 or higher. If you
>> have an older version, please upgrade your browser. Once you have
>> upgraded your browser, please return to our homepage."
>>
>> What a load of arse! HTML is not about what is best to view a certain
>> page, it's about presenting information which can be accepted by anything
>> connected to the Internet. Whether it be a full-on graphical browser with
>> all the bells and whistles, a search-engine-bot or even a device to read
>> out the content of a website for blind people.
>>
>> <tries disabling javascript>
>>
>> "In addition, your browser does not have the JavaScript option turned on
>> and that is necessary for the website to work."
>>
>> No it bloody well isn't! FFS! I don't even want to waste any more time
>> with this site despite seeing from the other replies that it is about my
>> favourite vehicle.

>
> You might appreciate the last few days of User Friendly. But, as Erwin
> points out, it takes a long time to do a search-and-replace on the whole
> Internet.


I wondered what on Earth you were on about until I saw a post in another
newsgroup.

I don't mind fixed layouts because Opera's zoom facility gets round that
nicely and I can switch screen sizes quickly enough if not but when sites
test for certain browsers and display error messages if they don't like
what they find it gets a bit silly.

This is a link to the first of the three cartoons
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20060720
 

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