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Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...

Kids !!





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Adrian Ford wrote:
> Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
>
> Kids !!
>
>
>
>
>
> ..

You di know what dogging is don't you?

;~)


--
Subaru WRX
Range Rover LSE (Bob)

'"gimme the f*ckin' money"


 

"
> > Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
> >
> > Kids !!
> >

>
> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>
> ;~)


One of the kids I was teaching on Friday told me I was "safe" ?????

Yea right on brother ( that lost him ! :)) )


 

"Nige" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Adrian Ford wrote:
> > Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
> >
> > Kids !!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ..
>
> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>
> ;~)


Haven't a clue- care to translate?


 

"Natalie Drest" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Nige" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Adrian Ford wrote:
>> > Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
>> >
>> > Kids !!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > ..
>>
>> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>>
>> ;~)
>
>
> Haven't a clue- care to translate?
>
nope but I will give you a link to follow www.dogging-central.com
Derek


 

"Natalie Drest" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Nige" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Adrian Ford wrote:
> > > Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
> > >
> > > Kids !!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > ..
> >
> > You di know what dogging is don't you?
> >
> > ;~)
>
>
> Haven't a clue- care to translate?

Means your landy will come back looking like a plasterers onsite
radio........................ Yuck!


 
On or around Sun, 18 Dec 2005 02:29:03 -0000, "William Tasso"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>Natalie Drest <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Nige" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> Adrian Ford wrote:
>>> > Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
>>> >
>>> > Kids !!
>>>
>>> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>>>
>>> ;~)
>>
>> Haven't a clue- care to translate?
>
>Be careful what you wish fo :)
>(link target may cause offence - grown-ups only)
>http://dogging-central.com/

I liked the ten commandments though.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep."
Robert Frost (1874-1963) from Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
 
Cassillis wrote:
> "Natalie Drest" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> "Nige" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> Adrian Ford wrote:
>>>> Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
>>>>
>>>> Kids !!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ..
>>>
>>> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>>>
>>> ;~)
>>
>>
>> Haven't a clue- care to translate?
>
> Means your landy will come back looking like a plasterers onsite
> radio........................ Yuck!

Good Lord! I see what you mean. Is this a popular pastime in rural areas of
West Wales? LOL

Huw


 
On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:32:33 -0000, "Nige"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>You di know what dogging is don't you?

Short rant - sort of, as I'm mainly not typing much at present...

There are a couple of nice, out-of-the-way country car parks that
_used_ to be nice to park up in and take the 'real' doggie for a late
night stroll under the moonlight.

One in particular - won't mention where, suddenly became very popular
and I could never really work out what was going on as I generally
didn't tend to pay much attention - just park up at the end and off
into the night with Max.

Happened to be looking over some Court lists and noticed a sudden rise
in 'certain types of cases'. Asked the Clerk out of interest what it
was all about - and was told - clearly, erm, what it was all about...

Now, given that some of these 'cases' related to the car park
mentioned above I felt;

a: lucky not to have been there when plod arrived...

b: somewhat disheartened not to have been invited to join it

(not serious about 'b:') - cutalongstoryshort - it's no longer a place
I go to walk Max at night.

I've nothing against people expressing their desires and passions in
whatever way they like TBH, but get a little disgruntled when they do
it in such a way as to affect others who do not necessarily share
those desires and passions.


--
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increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005
 
On Tue, 20 Dec 2005 14:01:56 +0000, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net>
scribbled the following nonsense:

>On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:32:33 -0000, "Nige"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>You di know what dogging is don't you?
>
>Short rant - sort of, as I'm mainly not typing much at present...
>
>There are a couple of nice, out-of-the-way country car parks that
>_used_ to be nice to park up in and take the 'real' doggie for a late
>night stroll under the moonlight.
>
>One in particular - won't mention where, suddenly became very popular
>and I could never really work out what was going on as I generally
>didn't tend to pay much attention - just park up at the end and off
>into the night with Max.
>
>Happened to be looking over some Court lists and noticed a sudden rise
>in 'certain types of cases'. Asked the Clerk out of interest what it
>was all about - and was told - clearly, erm, what it was all about...
>
>Now, given that some of these 'cases' related to the car park
>mentioned above I felt;
>
>a: lucky not to have been there when plod arrived...
>
>b: somewhat disheartened not to have been invited to join it
>
>(not serious about 'b:') - cutalongstoryshort - it's no longer a place
>I go to walk Max at night.
>
>I've nothing against people expressing their desires and passions in
>whatever way they like TBH, but get a little disgruntled when they do
>it in such a way as to affect others who do not necessarily share
>those desires and passions.

As a result of this thread, and swmbo loggin on and reading it, I have
been told I am now no longer allowed a dog.... Waiting till after
christmas to give an christmas present dog a second chance....
--

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....and Simon Isaacs spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...

> As a result of this thread, and swmbo loggin on and reading it, I have
> been told I am now no longer allowed a dog.... Waiting till after
> christmas to give an christmas present dog a second chance....

Could have been worse. If she starts requesting late-night drives to
out-of-the-way places wearing specialist underwear, worry.

--
Rich
==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)


 
Mother" <"@ {mother} @ wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:32:33 -0000, "Nige"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>
> Short rant - sort of, as I'm mainly not typing much at present...
>
> There are a couple of nice, out-of-the-way country car parks that
> _used_ to be nice to park up in and take the 'real' doggie for a late
> night stroll under the moonlight.
>
> One in particular - won't mention where, suddenly became very popular
> and I could never really work out what was going on as I generally
> didn't tend to pay much attention - just park up at the end and off
> into the night with Max.
>
> Happened to be looking over some Court lists and noticed a sudden rise
> in 'certain types of cases'. Asked the Clerk out of interest what it
> was all about - and was told - clearly, erm, what it was all about...
>
> Now, given that some of these 'cases' related to the car park
> mentioned above I felt;
>
> a: lucky not to have been there when plod arrived...
>
> b: somewhat disheartened not to have been invited to join it
>
> (not serious about 'b:') - cutalongstoryshort - it's no longer a place
> I go to walk Max at night.

I used to work in Sheffield & Rotherham all the time & found a 'certain' car park near Meadowhall. A
young (yery fit indeed) lady used to put a show on at dinnertime!!!! When I say show, it only involved
her!!

Can't think why but it did brigthen my day up on a cold Monday afternoon!

Also, some of the car parks near Clumber Park attract some doggers!!
OIdd thing to do, but who gives one?


 
On 2005-12-20, Nige <[email protected]> wrote:

> Also, some of the car parks near Clumber Park attract some doggers!!
> OIdd thing to do, but who gives one?

I've broken down twice in car parks (not in the landy, it's let me
down the least out of the cars I've owned despite me owning it the
longest) that, as darkness fell, started filling up with illicit sex
types, perhaps it's my aftershave! I suppose it could be the lights
that attract them, I'll turn them off next time.

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
In message <[email protected]>
"Richard Brookman" <[email protected]> wrote:

> ...and Simon Isaacs spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...
>
> > As a result of this thread, and swmbo loggin on and reading it, I have
> > been told I am now no longer allowed a dog.... Waiting till after
> > christmas to give an christmas present dog a second chance....
>
> Could have been worse. If she starts requesting late-night drives to
> out-of-the-way places wearing specialist underwear, worry.
>

What - the dog?

Richard
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....and beamendsltd spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...


> In message <[email protected]>
> "Richard Brookman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> ...and Simon Isaacs spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...
>>
>>> As a result of this thread, and swmbo loggin on and reading it, I
>>> have been told I am now no longer allowed a dog.... Waiting till
>>> after christmas to give an christmas present dog a second chance....
>>
>> Could have been worse. If she starts requesting late-night drives to
>> out-of-the-way places wearing specialist underwear, worry.
>>
>
> What - the dog?
>
> Richard

*Especially* the dog!

--
Rich
==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)


 

"Nige" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Mother" <"@ {mother} @ wrote:
>> On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:32:33 -0000, "Nige"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> I used to work in Sheffield & Rotherham all the time & found a 'certain'
> car park near Meadowhall. A young (yery fit indeed) lady used to put a
> show on at dinnertime!!!! When I say show, it only involved her!!
>

Pictures Nige, pictures. Necessary to complete the vision........ ;-)
Badger.


 
Badger wrote:
> "Nige" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Mother" <"@ {mother} @ wrote:
>>> On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:32:33 -0000, "Nige"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> I used to work in Sheffield & Rotherham all the time & found a
>> 'certain' car park near Meadowhall. A young (yery fit indeed) lady
>> used to put a show on at dinnertime!!!! When I say show, it only
>> involved her!!
>
> Pictures Nige, pictures. Necessary to complete the vision........ ;-)
> Badger.

It was quite shocking the first time! I then got kind of interested !!!

Nige
--
Subaru WRX
Range Rover LSE (Bob)

'"gimme the f*ckin' money"


 

"
> > Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
> >
> > Kids !!
> >

>
> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>
> ;~)


One of the kids I was teaching on Friday told me I was "safe" ?????

Yea right on brother ( that lost him ! :)) )


 
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