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On or around Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:11:32 -0000, "Nige"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>Especially as I have just lost my second door mirror in two days ffs.
>
>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4613207988
>
>Read the story!


FFS. You'd think they could get someone out of a car without taking the
fecking roof off. I hope the owner got compensation...

make a nice X-type convertible project, mind. half the work's done already
:)
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink;
Good wine, a friend, or being dry, Or lest we should be by and by;
Or any other reason why. - Henry Aldrich (1647 - 1710)
 
On or around Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:11:32 -0000, "Nige"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>Especially as I have just lost my second door mirror in two days ffs.
>
>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4613207988
>
>Read the story!


d'you reckon this is the same one?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/4226766.stm
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Satisfying: Satisfy your inner child by eating ten tubes of Smarties
from the Little Book of Complete B***ocks by Alistair Beaton.
 
Austin Shackles wrote:
> On or around Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:11:32 -0000, "Nige"
> <[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>
>> Especially as I have just lost my second door mirror in two days ffs.
>>
>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4613207988
>>
>> Read the story!

>
> d'you reckon this is the same one?
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/4226766.stm


's a proper cop car ripped up!!!

Nige


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Subaru WRX
Range Rover LSE (Bob) FOR SALE!!!
Range Rover 4.6 HSE (The Tank!)

'"I don't remember asking you a goddam thing"


 

"Nige" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Austin Shackles wrote:
>> On or around Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:11:32 -0000, "Nige"
>> <[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>>
>>> Especially as I have just lost my second door mirror in two days ffs.
>>>
>>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4613207988
>>>
>>> Read the story!

>>



There could be a nice business opportunity here, you can see the advert;

"Any make or model of car converted to a cabriolet while you wait"

Love it..............................................



 
On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:11:32 -0000, "Nige"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Especially as I have just lost my second door mirror in two days ffs.
>
>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4613207988
>
>Read the story!
>
>Nige
>
>
>--?
>--?
>Subaru WRX
>Range Rover LSE (Bob) FOR SALE!!!
>Range Rover 4.6 HSE (The Tank!)
>
>'"I don't remember asking you a goddam thing"
>


I was first on the scene of a rollover on the M1 about a year ago and
put the driver in the back of my car. The paramedic put a neck brace
on him whilst he waited for the ambulance and said that if they
diagnosed a back or neck injury they'd pull the roof off my Volvo.

I thought he was joking at the time - apparently not!! Lesson learnt!

--
Tim Hobbs
 
Oooh - I remember......

1983 - I was a young copper in Ye Olde London town. I came across a mild RTA
just off the Marylebone Road so I called ambulance and the Fire Brigade
(now, like the Police Force they are a 'service').

So there we are, a couple of folks with whiplash, two cars with a few dents.
Enter 'bash and splash' who proceed to go by their textbook 'in all RTAs cut
battery wires' and proceed to lever open the bonnets of both cars and cut
the wires.

Fair enough - if we had overturned vehicles, petrol spilled etc etc.

The bit that really amused me was fire-fighter #1 trying to crowbar open the
brand new Ford Fiesta bonnet. After loads of damage to the front I pointed
out that the bloody bonnet hinged at the front end and, if he really, really
wanted to get at the engine bay maybe he should (a) pry at the back end of
the bonnet or (b) open the driver's door and pop the bonnet using the bonnet
catch - after all the car only had a rear end dent.

His response?

"You do my job mate and I'll do mine"

Then proceeded to mangle rear end of bonnet - meanwhile owner of said bonnet
is totally doing his pieces

Graeme

p.s. OK so it's a one -off 23 years ago but, at the time, it was amusing
(unless you owned either car)


"SimonJ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> >>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4613207988
> >>
> >>Read the story!

> >
> > d'you reckon this is the same one?
> >
> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/4226766.stm
> >

> Nope.
>
>

http://www.kingslynntoday.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=991&ArticleID=11
41269
>
> Seems the fire brigade have a habit of cutting up new cars!
>
>



 
Maybe I'm simple, but how did cutting the roof off help in the police
car situation? I mean, there's still doors and what have you on it -
did they lift the seat clean out the roof? If people are manually
heaving the car seat out then I don't see how that's going to be much
better than removing them in some other less destructive way.
Especially seeing as how it would appear that these people managed to
get into the cars under their own steam.

The long and the short of it is that people are not going to be so keen
to stop and help in the first few minutes of any incidents so the
chances of fatalities at RTAs are more likely to increase and we're
going to be stuck with slightly dazed people wandering around our
motorways.

Mind you, not likely to affect me, (or any other LR drivers) if they
managed to get into the 110 then chances are they're not too badly
affected. Maybe it's safer just offering people to sit on the rock
sliders.....

Regards

William MacLeod

 


If they came towards my Disco with their 'jaws of death' I think I would
grab the invalid by the legs and drag him out onto the road!!

Barleycorn


 

"Nige" > wrote in message ...
> Especially as I have just lost my second door mirror in two days ffs.
>
> > Nige

>
>

the glass or the whole unit?
Derek


 
> > Mind you, not likely to affect me, (or any other LR drivers) if they
> managed to get into the 110 then chances are they're not too badly
> affected. Maybe it's safer just offering people to sit on the rock
> sliders.....
>


And its probably easier to unbolt the roof of a landrover rather than cut it
off.

But i am with you on this one willie, i can't imagine how it would be easier
or safer to pull a person out of a freshly cut (remember all those jagged
bits of metal that will now be poking out) roof rather than out the door.
I'm sure there must be some intelligent reason.

Sam.


 
Derek wrote:
> "Nige" > wrote in message ...
>> Especially as I have just lost my second door mirror in two days ffs.
>>
>>> Nige

>>
>>

> the glass or the whole unit?
> Derek


Ones just the glass, but the others probably useless as some of the mechanism has gone ffs.

Nige

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Subaru WRX
Range Rover LSE (Bob) FOR SALE!!!
Range Rover 4.6 HSE (The Tank!)

'"I don't remember asking you a goddam thing"


 
Andrew Cooke wrote:
> "Nige" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Austin Shackles wrote:
>>> On or around Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:11:32 -0000, "Nige"
>>> <[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>>>
>>>> Especially as I have just lost my second door mirror in two days
>>>> ffs. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4613207988
>>>>
>>>> Read the story!
>>>

>
>
> There could be a nice business opportunity here, you can see the
> advert;
> "Any make or model of car converted to a cabriolet while you wait"
>
> Love it..............................................


Trumpton car conversions?

--
If Your specification is vague or imprecise, you'll likely get what you
asked for not what you wanted!

He who says it cannot be done would be wise not to interrupt her doing
it.


 

"Samuel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> > > Mind you, not likely to affect me, (or any other LR drivers) if they

> > managed to get into the 110 then chances are they're not too badly
> > affected. Maybe it's safer just offering people to sit on the rock
> > sliders.....
> >

>
> And its probably easier to unbolt the roof of a landrover rather than cut

it
> off.
>
> But i am with you on this one willie, i can't imagine how it would be

easier
> or safer to pull a person out of a freshly cut (remember all those jagged
> bits of metal that will now be poking out) roof rather than out the door.
> I'm sure there must be some intelligent reason.


Sorry guys, but an unstable fracture of the cervical vertebrae can result in
total paralysis if the victim is moved wrongly even by a quarter of an inch.
Fractures are sometimes stabilised by muscle spasm in the first instance and
there are many tales of folks moving around for a while until their head
effectively falls off. My favourite is one I saw with my own eyes and have
the x-rays in my collection. A young lady rode her horse under a tree branch
in Hampshire and got knocked off. After a short period of recovery she gave
the horse back and drove home to Suffolk. She then attended A&E ( or ED if
I'm being PC now ) hwre it was discovered that she had this amazing fracture
of the top of her neck. There was nothing holding her neck together and one
false move would have paralysed her. Funny thing was, she didn't believe the
doctors until one told her to discharge herself and he would follow her
because he'd have a bet on how far she would get!

Another x-ray I have shows a motorcyclist with a clear gap between his neck
and head. He died.

Similar fractures lower in the spine can result in lower limb paralysis on
the same basis. Road accidents carry a very high degree of violence, matched
only by explosions and falls from a great height. By taking the roof off
one would assume enough room is created for the paramedics to get the spinal
boards in, rather than the need to get the casualty out, but that's just a
guess.

TonyB


 

"TonyB" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Samuel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> > > Mind you, not likely to affect me, (or any other LR drivers) if they
>> > managed to get into the 110 then chances are they're not too badly
>> > affected. Maybe it's safer just offering people to sit on the rock
>> > sliders.....
>> >

>>
>> And its probably easier to unbolt the roof of a landrover rather than cut

> it
>> off.
>>
>> But i am with you on this one willie, i can't imagine how it would be

> easier
>> or safer to pull a person out of a freshly cut (remember all those jagged
>> bits of metal that will now be poking out) roof rather than out the door.
>> I'm sure there must be some intelligent reason.

>
> Sorry guys, but an unstable fracture of the cervical vertebrae can result
> in
> total paralysis if the victim is moved wrongly even by a quarter of an
> inch.
> Fractures are sometimes stabilised by muscle spasm in the first instance
> and
> there are many tales of folks moving around for a while until their head
> effectively falls off. My favourite is one I saw with my own eyes and have
> the x-rays in my collection. A young lady rode her horse under a tree
> branch
> in Hampshire and got knocked off. After a short period of recovery she
> gave
> the horse back and drove home to Suffolk. She then attended A&E ( or ED if
> I'm being PC now ) hwre it was discovered that she had this amazing
> fracture
> of the top of her neck. There was nothing holding her neck together and
> one
> false move would have paralysed her. Funny thing was, she didn't believe
> the
> doctors until one told her to discharge herself and he would follow her
> because he'd have a bet on how far she would get!
>
> Another x-ray I have shows a motorcyclist with a clear gap between his
> neck
> and head. He died.
>
> Similar fractures lower in the spine can result in lower limb paralysis on
> the same basis. Road accidents carry a very high degree of violence,
> matched
> only by explosions and falls from a great height. By taking the roof off
> one would assume enough room is created for the paramedics to get the
> spinal
> boards in, rather than the need to get the casualty out, but that's just a
> guess.
>
> TonyB
>
>

About ten years ago, my younger brother got ran off his motorbike by a woman
in a vauxhall cavalier. I was about 200yds behind him in my car and saw the
whole thing. He was riding round a right hand bend and the car, coming in
the opposite direction, missed the bend and went straight into his path. He
had the presence of mind to ditch the bike, which went under the car, and he
bounced off the nearside front wing. His head hit the tarmac and his helmet
came off. I pulled my car up across the road to protect him. He was lying on
his back, unconscious. The only other witness was a police officer who was
in a patrol vehicle behind my car. He went to check on my brother, after
radioing for an ambulance etc. He tried to put a jumper behind his head, I
stopped him and reminded him that he was breathing, there was no sign of
major blood loss and unecessary movement may paralyse him. The ambulance
arrived about 5-10 mins later. The ambulance guys started talking to my
brother as he lapsed in and out of consciousness. Then, to my complete
amazement, they pulled him to his feet and walked him to the ambulance!!!!
He was acting as if he was drunk and had no idea what had happened. At the
hospital I complained about this because it went against everything I had
ever learnt as a first aider. Of course nothing ever came of it. My brother
made a full recovery after surgery to stop internal bleeding.
Stew.


 
TonyB wrote:

> Similar fractures lower in the spine can result in lower limb paralysis on
> the same basis. Road accidents carry a very high degree of violence, matched
> only by explosions and falls from a great height. By taking the roof off
> one would assume enough room is created for the paramedics to get the spinal
> boards in, rather than the need to get the casualty out, but that's just a
> guess.


Yep - a quick roof removal (I'm an ex-firefighter and have done my fair
share of them) makes getting a spinal board in very easy. For the extra
10 minutes it takes to do it's not worth the risk of moving a patient
with suspected spinal injuries unless there is some other factor that
endangers them even more by waiting.


--
EMB
 
On 2006-02-15, Graeme <[email protected]> wrote:

> The bit that really amused me was fire-fighter #1 trying to crowbar
> open the brand new Ford Fiesta bonnet.


When I were a lad I worked in a saw mill and wood yard during weekends
and holidays. The workshop lads all joined the fire brigade as
part-timers and regularly used to get treated like **** by the
full-timers. The lads also said that during a fire they were shocked
to find that the full-timers were taking small valuable items from
people's houses and claiming they were "fire-damaged", they reckoned
that this happened quite a lot. Not sure what station they were in, I
suspect in the Romsey area and it was when I was 13-15 years old.

Hopefully that's an occasional nest of bad eggs rather than common
practice!

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Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
Then, to my complete
> amazement, they pulled him to his feet and walked him to the ambulance!!!!
> He was acting as if he was drunk and had no idea what had happened. At the
> hospital I complained about this because it went against everything I had
> ever learnt as a first aider. Of course nothing ever came of it. My

brother
> made a full recovery after surgery to stop internal bleeding.
> Stew.


You were right to complain Stew. Those bozos could easily have cost your
brother his life.
That's not to say it doesn't still happen but the paramedics are better now
than they were ten years ago. I have a case ongoing though, where the
paramedics did the right thing but the hospital doctor tried to discharge
the patient. The fracture on the x-ray was spotted by a relative (!) who
made such a fuss that a CT scan was performed confirming the fractures. A
complaint has been lodged but litigation is unlikely because the patient
actually suffered no further harm, but what a lash up.
The relative, it should be said, had recently finished a paramedical type
course thank goodness!
TonyB


 
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