OT: Ugly cars again...

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"Richard Brookman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Alex wrote:
>
> || On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:21:11 +0100, "Pacman" <[email protected]>
> || wrote:
> ||
> ||| Following on from the recent thread a few weeks ago on ugly
> ||| cars....I saw this in a car park today...
> |||
> ||| http://www.syukcars.co.uk/line_up/page4.asp
> |||
> ||| This is possibly the ugliest car ever....
> ||
> || Oh I don't know, the Actyon seems pretty dire too
> ||
> || http://www.syukcars.co.uk/line_up/page3.asp
> ||
> || Alex
>
> Now thast IS disgusting. Vile. Pretentious. Form over function. Awful.
> Offensive.
>
> And whoTF wrote the copy? "THE CONSUMMATE URBAN WARRIOR", "Brace
> yourself. Aggressively styled..." "A striking new mid-range SUV that
> fuses genuine off-road performance with stunning urban looks".
>
> Er, no. A risible new mid-range softroader that we think looks like it
> would be a real off-roader, with he-man looks taken from a biro scribble
> off the back of a 14-yr-old's exercise book.
>
> It actually looks a bit like the PT Cruiser, which says a lot.
>
> Consummate Urban Warrior. I'm still laughing at that bit. What are they
> ON?
>
> --
> Rich
> ==============================
>
> I don't approve of signatures, so I don't have one.

With that grin I still reckon it looks like Benny The Cab from "Who framed
roger rabbit" they really should stop designing webpages friday afternoons
after the pub lunch.
Derek


 
In message <[email protected]>
"Richard Brookman" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Alex wrote:
>
> || On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:21:11 +0100, "Pacman" <[email protected]>
> || wrote:
> ||
> ||| Following on from the recent thread a few weeks ago on ugly
> ||| cars....I saw this in a car park today...
> |||
> ||| http://www.syukcars.co.uk/line_up/page4.asp
> |||
> ||| This is possibly the ugliest car ever....
> ||
> || Oh I don't know, the Actyon seems pretty dire too
> ||
> || http://www.syukcars.co.uk/line_up/page3.asp
> ||
> || Alex
>
> Now thast IS disgusting. Vile. Pretentious. Form over function. Awful.
> Offensive.
>
> And whoTF wrote the copy? "THE CONSUMMATE URBAN WARRIOR", "Brace yourself.
> Aggressively styled..." "A striking new mid-range SUV that fuses genuine
> off-road performance with stunning urban looks".
>
> Er, no. A risible new mid-range softroader that we think looks like it
> would be a real off-roader, with he-man looks taken from a biro scribble off
> the back of a 14-yr-old's exercise book.
>
> It actually looks a bit like the PT Cruiser, which says a lot.
>
> Consummate Urban Warrior. I'm still laughing at that bit. What are they
> ON?
>


Same stuff that Chevrolet are with the Caliber! For those of
us who have to drink the stuff.......

Mind you, LR should take a page out of their advert and stop
trying to appologise for their vehicles.

Richard

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On or around Sat, 29 Jul 2006 22:25:16 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>It actually looks a bit like the PT Cruiser, which says a lot.


actually, I think the PTC looks quite good, in black, and with some extra
chrome. Looks like an updated gangster car from the 30s.

some of the colours look naff though. I reckon you can make a good case
that to be pretty a car must look good in any colour. If it looks nice in
dark colours but ****e in pale colours, the design isn't up to it in the
first place.
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Austin Shackles wrote:

||| It actually looks a bit like the PT Cruiser, which says a lot.
||
|| actually, I think the PTC looks quite good, in black, and with some
|| extra chrome. Looks like an updated gangster car from the 30s.

The whole point, IMO. It looks like one thing, but it most definitely is
something else. It's all "let's pretend". The reason we all like Land
Rovers is that they tend to be what they seem to be, and aren't styled into
looking like something else. Well, up to the newest RR, anyway. <ducks>

You want a gangster car, get a Cord.

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On or around Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:13:12 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>Austin Shackles wrote:
>
>||| It actually looks a bit like the PT Cruiser, which says a lot.
>||
>|| actually, I think the PTC looks quite good, in black, and with some
>|| extra chrome. Looks like an updated gangster car from the 30s.
>
>The whole point, IMO. It looks like one thing, but it most definitely is
>something else. It's all "let's pretend". The reason we all like Land
>Rovers is that they tend to be what they seem to be, and aren't styled into
>looking like something else. Well, up to the newest RR, anyway. <ducks>
>
>You want a gangster car, get a Cord.


yebbut, *real* gangster cars are thin on the ground.

I've always wanted a Checker Marathon taxi[1], and they're like bloody hens
teeth now. There must have been at the least tens of thousands of 'em.

[1] you know, the one that's in all the movies. here's a picture of an
uncharacteristically blue one:

http://local.aaca.org/northcarolina/capefear/showroom/100_0468.JPG

and a more recognisable colour scheme:

http://www.classiccars.de/Oldyrent/plz7/images/71662.htm
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beamendsltd wrote:

||| And whoTF wrote the copy? "THE CONSUMMATE URBAN WARRIOR", "Brace
||| yourself. Aggressively styled..." "A striking new mid-range SUV
||| that fuses genuine off-road performance with stunning urban looks".
||
|| Same stuff that Chevrolet are with the Caliber! For those of
|| us who have to drink the stuff.......

Got me thinking. So many of the non-LR vehicles have names suggesting
aggression or conflict (Warrior, Challenger, Samurai etc), whereas LR have
names suggesting freedom and adventure (Freelander, Discovery, Range Rover).
OK, there's Defender, but at least that is defensive and reassuring rather
than hostile like Warrior.

I wonder how much anti-4x4 feeling is fostered by seeing a massive pick-up
roaring by your child's pram with WARRIOR in 3" high letters on the back?


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On or around Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:13:12 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>Austin Shackles wrote:
>
>||| It actually looks a bit like the PT Cruiser, which says a lot.
>||
>|| actually, I think the PTC looks quite good, in black, and with some
>|| extra chrome. Looks like an updated gangster car from the 30s.
>
>The whole point, IMO. It looks like one thing, but it most definitely is
>something else. It's all "let's pretend". The reason we all like Land
>Rovers is that they tend to be what they seem to be, and aren't styled into
>looking like something else. Well, up to the newest RR, anyway. <ducks>
>
>You want a gangster car, get a Cord.


'ere, for those who thought the Fiat multipla was an ugley newish thing:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220011476490

now is that cool or what?
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In message <[email protected]>
"Richard Brookman" <[email protected]> wrote:

> beamendsltd wrote:
>
> ||| And whoTF wrote the copy? "THE CONSUMMATE URBAN WARRIOR", "Brace
> ||| yourself. Aggressively styled..." "A striking new mid-range SUV
> ||| that fuses genuine off-road performance with stunning urban looks".
> ||
> || Same stuff that Chevrolet are with the Caliber! For those of
> || us who have to drink the stuff.......
>
> Got me thinking. So many of the non-LR vehicles have names suggesting
> aggression or conflict (Warrior, Challenger, Samurai etc), whereas LR have
> names suggesting freedom and adventure (Freelander, Discovery, Range Rover).
> OK, there's Defender, but at least that is defensive and reassuring rather
> than hostile like Warrior.
>
> I wonder how much anti-4x4 feeling is fostered by seeing a massive pick-up
> roaring by your child's pram with WARRIOR in 3" high letters on the back?
>
>


I believe you have a point there, the Warrior's etc going round looking
like ye-ha beer swilling Good ole' Sourthern Boys *I* find irritating,
never mind the anti's. And with all that chome, spotless bodywork,
slick tyres and (usually) 300 additional spotlamps its obvious to anyone,
and particularly round here where a new working off-roader is driven
into a gate post on delivery, that the vehicle is not intended
for work in any shape or form.
Having said that, though, LR adverts are so wet that it just
reinforces the impression the LR are no longer interested on
devloping off-road vehicles (that's customer feedback by the way).

Richard
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On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:47:02 +0100, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> scribbled the following nonsense:

>On or around Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:13:12 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
><[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>
>>Austin Shackles wrote:
>>
>>||| It actually looks a bit like the PT Cruiser, which says a lot.
>>||
>>|| actually, I think the PTC looks quite good, in black, and with some
>>|| extra chrome. Looks like an updated gangster car from the 30s.
>>
>>The whole point, IMO. It looks like one thing, but it most definitely is
>>something else. It's all "let's pretend". The reason we all like Land
>>Rovers is that they tend to be what they seem to be, and aren't styled into
>>looking like something else. Well, up to the newest RR, anyway. <ducks>
>>
>>You want a gangster car, get a Cord.

>
>'ere, for those who thought the Fiat multipla was an ugley newish thing:
>
>http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220011476490
>
>now is that cool or what?


looks a VW Beetle (old sort) tried to hump a bubble car thingy (the
one where the door was at the front and contained all the headlights
etc)
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ROT13 me....
 
To suggest that an item is ugly because it looks like another item is
nonsense. It's like saying a blue car is ugly because the sky is blue.
The assumption is that the sky is ugly, therefore the car is ugly.
That's nonsense.

If you took the PT Cruiser out of the context of the 1930s retro ideal,
we'd probably all say it was a nice looking car. How do we know this?
Because when they came out in the 30s there was no history to compare
them to yet. People weren't saying I like them or don't like them
because they look like a model T. The design was new and people loved
them for what they were.

They are nice looking cars for the same reason they were nice looking
cars in the 30s:
The wheel wells express the nature of the car... wheeled
transportation.
The strong hood line is an aerodynamic hyperbola
The belt line continue all the way around the car and ties it all
together
The large grill expresses the nature of the engine's need for air
The hatch expresses the function of a roomy wagon
The forward rake of the roof line suggests agressive forward momentum
I'd imagine if you put the engine and wheels in a river, the water
would flow over them following much the same form of the design of the
car. The shape just visually makes sense.
The function is sheathed in an aesthetic and aerodynamic skin which is
also functional.

The Land Rover is simple function. It is functional and it expresses
that function with no compromise for aesthetics. It also happens to be
ugly, but that's OK, it's not supposed to be beautiful. IMHO

Richard Brookman wrote:
> Austin Shackles wrote:
>
> ||| It actually looks a bit like the PT Cruiser, which says a lot.
> ||
> || actually, I think the PTC looks quite good, in black, and with some
> || extra chrome. Looks like an updated gangster car from the 30s.
>
> The whole point, IMO. It looks like one thing, but it most definitely is
> something else. It's all "let's pretend". The reason we all like Land
> Rovers is that they tend to be what they seem to be, and aren't styled into
> looking like something else. Well, up to the newest RR, anyway. <ducks>
>
> You want a gangster car, get a Cord.
>
> --
> Rich
> ==============================
>
> I don't approve of signatures, so I don't have one.


 
[email protected] wrote:

(re-arranged to bottom post)

|| Richard Brookman wrote:
||| Austin Shackles wrote:
|||
|||||| It actually looks a bit like the PT Cruiser, which says a lot.
|||||
||||| actually, I think the PTC looks quite good, in black, and with
||||| some extra chrome. Looks like an updated gangster car from the
||||| 30s.
|||
||| The whole point, IMO. It looks like one thing, but it most
||| definitely is something else. It's all "let's pretend". The
||| reason we all like Land Rovers is that they tend to be what they
||| seem to be, and aren't styled into looking like something else.
||| Well, up to the newest RR, anyway. <ducks>

|| To suggest that an item is ugly because it looks like another item is
|| nonsense. It's like saying a blue car is ugly because the sky is
|| blue. The assumption is that the sky is ugly, therefore the car is
|| ugly. That's nonsense.

Agreed, but that is not what I was saying. It is a bland family saloon with
a moderately feeble engine dressed up to look like a 1930s hot-rod. That
puts it in the same category as the rusty Corsa with the expensive bodykit -
something which the owner is trying to pretend is something else, or that
he/she hopes other people will think is something else. In either case, it
offends me because it isn't honest. Engineering is honest, styling is
essentially dishonest. Engineering builds something that works (the old
hot-rods looked that way for sound dynamic reasons), styling tries to hide
the engineering and impose something else on it. Usually, the something
else is there to pander to the owner's ego rather than enhance the machine
in terms of its function.

It's the whole form and function debate, and I tend to appreciate honest
function and distrust any form which disguises that.

|| If you took the PT Cruiser out of the context of the 1930s retro
|| ideal, we'd probably all say it was a nice looking car. How do we
|| know this? Because when they came out in the 30s there was no
|| history to compare them to yet. People weren't saying I like them
|| or don't like them because they look like a model T. The design was
|| new and people loved them for what they were.

Agreed.

|| They are nice looking cars for the same reason they were nice looking
|| cars in the 30s:
|| The wheel wells express the nature of the car... wheeled
|| transportation.

OK ...

|| The strong hood line is an aerodynamic hyperbola
|| The belt line continue all the way around the car and ties it all
|| together

This is aesthetics and has nothing to do with the machine itself. Where we
seem to disagree is whether this matters or not.

|| The large grill expresses the nature of the engine's need for air

Rather than having a large grille because the engine actually needs the air.

|| The forward rake of the roof line suggests agressive forward momentum

This is where I stick. The stylist says the roof line "suggests aggressive
forward momentum". The car is actually an ordinary saloon mainly used for
the Tesco trip. The difference between the two is where the owner's ego
lives. To go back to the Actyon: the "consummate urban warrior" exists in
the stylist's mind, the marketeer's wordcraft and the purchaser's fantasies.
Not in the metal, which is probably pretty crap.

|| The Land Rover is simple function. It is functional and it expresses
|| that function with no compromise for aesthetics. It also happens to
|| be ugly, but that's OK, it's not supposed to be beautiful. IMHO

Beauty and ugliness are entirely subjective - I find the lines of a classic
Land Rover beautiful, but that's just me. A "styled" body on a junk car is,
to me, like sportswear on a fat smoker. "Look at me, I'm fit, I wear
Adidas!"

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[email protected] wrote:

> To suggest that an item is ugly because it looks like another item is
> nonsense. It's like saying a blue car is ugly because the sky is blue.
> The assumption is that the sky is ugly, therefore the car is ugly.
> That's nonsense.
>
> If you took the PT Cruiser out of the context of the 1930s retro ideal,
> we'd probably all say it was a nice looking car. How do we know this?
> Because when they came out in the 30s there was no history to compare
> them to yet. People weren't saying I like them or don't like them
> because they look like a model T. The design was new and people loved
> them for what they were.
>
> They are nice looking cars for the same reason they were nice looking
> cars in the 30s:
> The wheel wells express the nature of the car... wheeled
> transportation.
> The strong hood line is an aerodynamic hyperbola
> The belt line continue all the way around the car and ties it all
> together
> The large grill expresses the nature of the engine's need for air
> The hatch expresses the function of a roomy wagon
> The forward rake of the roof line suggests agressive forward momentum
> I'd imagine if you put the engine and wheels in a river, the water
> would flow over them following much the same form of the design of the
> car. The shape just visually makes sense.
> The function is sheathed in an aesthetic and aerodynamic skin which is
> also functional.
>


You didn't do the press releases for Freelander II did you? ;-)

> The Land Rover is simple function. It is functional and it expresses
> that function with no compromise for aesthetics. It also happens to be
> ugly, but that's OK, it's not supposed to be beautiful. IMHO


That actually fits in with your 30's comments - form and function, the
aim of some arty-farty designer mob in the 30's - something to do with
Bowerhous (sp?) I seem to recall, though they did get a tad carried away.

Richard

>
> Richard Brookman wrote:
> > Austin Shackles wrote:
> >
> > ||| It actually looks a bit like the PT Cruiser, which says a lot.
> > ||
> > || actually, I think the PTC looks quite good, in black, and with some
> > || extra chrome. Looks like an updated gangster car from the 30s.
> >
> > The whole point, IMO. It looks like one thing, but it most definitely is
> > something else. It's all "let's pretend". The reason we all like Land
> > Rovers is that they tend to be what they seem to be, and aren't styled into
> > looking like something else. Well, up to the newest RR, anyway. <ducks>
> >
> > You want a gangster car, get a Cord.
> >
> > --
> > Rich
> > ==============================
> >
> > I don't approve of signatures, so I don't have one.

>


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Richard,

Thanks for that very articulate response.

My only disagreement would be with your assumption that the PT is:
"a bland family saloon with a moderately feeble engine dressed up to
look like a 1930s hot-rod"

I'm not sure what a "family saloon" is. Maybe you can elaborate.

The 2.4 L 150 HP engine is not bad for a car that size.
But you need to look at the PT Cruiser GT with it's 230 HP engine.

Of course, comparing the $23,000 PT GT to a $38,000-$$75,000 Land Rover
is a bit of a stretch, but the PT GT has more horsepower than the Land
Rover LR3 with a 4.0 V6 engine (216 HP).

The 2003 model PT GT had 15 less HP than the newer ones, and it did
0-60 in under 6.7 seconds with an automatic transmission (of course a
manual transmission would be about 1/2 sec. faster). source:
http://www.mpt.org/motorweek/reviews/rt2210a.shtml
That's stock, no modifications. Like any hot-rod the PT can be
sooped-up to boost more speed out of it.

"This isn't just a standard PT engine with a turbo bolted on. In the
interest of reliability, the engine block assembly, cylinder head, and
crankshaft have been redesigned to handle the engine's higher output.
Pistons are cooled with racing-style oilers, and the oil lubrication
and water cooling systems of the turbo were designed for maximum
durability. A performance tuned exhaust system is also part of the
turbo package." (motorweek)

Cargo capacity of 63 CF ain't to bad for a car that weighs 2/3 that of
the LR3 which has 73 CF of cargo capacity.

It is a very utilitarian car that also happens to be a hot-rod and look
like a hot-rod. I would consider any car that can beats a Ferrari 308
GTB/Si Quattrovalvole (0-60 in 6.8 sec w/ manual tranny)
http://www.pistonheads.com/doc.asp?c=52&i=9840
or a 1980 Chevrolet Corvette L82 (0-60 in 7.4) a well qualified
hot-rod.

 
[email protected] wrote:

|| Richard,
||
|| Thanks for that very articulate response.

:) Form/function - a bugbear of mine.

|| My only disagreement would be with your assumption that the PT is:
|| "a bland family saloon with a moderately feeble engine dressed up to
|| look like a 1930s hot-rod"
||
|| I'm not sure what a "family saloon" is. Maybe you can elaborate.

Aha! Just seen the dollar prices below - I (wrongly) assumed you were in
the UK. A family saloon is a "normal" car (doors, roof, wheels etc) as
opposed to a hatchback, convertible, sports car, SUV and so on. "Family"
implies use by and for a family, four/five/more seats, practical if a little
unexciting. Thuis might be what you mean by a sedan - not too sure.

|| The 2.4 L 150 HP engine is not bad for a car that size.
|| But you need to look at the PT Cruiser GT with it's 230 HP engine.

In UK, the 2.4 engine has 143bhp - not bad, as you say, but that's the best
we get. The only other engine is a 119bhp diesel. So my description above
is accurate as far as the cars we get here is concerned. All your
well-researched comments about the GT are not applicable to the UK, I'm
afraid. It sounds like a fine car in terms of its performance, and I won't
disagree with what you say, but at the end of the day it's the idea of
"styling" something to give the "impression" of this or the "feeling" of
that, that I don't like. Just build a machine that does the job. If you
can make it prettier while not degrading its ability to function, then
that's fine, but I won't get excited about it.

If we had the 230bhp model here, I would probably love it, but for the fun
of driving it, not because it looks "aggressive" or "purposeful". I'd like
a massive air-intake if the engine needs that amount of cooling, but not if
it's a modest 4-cylinder and the grille is a "styling feature" intended to
"suggest" performance.

|| Of course, comparing the $23,000 PT GT to a $38,000-$$75,000 Land
|| Rover is a bit of a stretch, but the PT GT has more horsepower than
|| the Land Rover LR3 with a 4.0 V6 engine (216 HP).
||
|| The 2003 model PT GT had 15 less HP than the newer ones, and it did
|| 0-60 in under 6.7 seconds with an automatic transmission (of course a
|| manual transmission would be about 1/2 sec. faster). source:
|| http://www.mpt.org/motorweek/reviews/rt2210a.shtml
|| That's stock, no modifications. Like any hot-rod the PT can be
|| sooped-up to boost more speed out of it.
||
|| "This isn't just a standard PT engine with a turbo bolted on. In the
|| interest of reliability, the engine block assembly, cylinder head,
|| and crankshaft have been redesigned to handle the engine's higher
|| output. Pistons are cooled with racing-style oilers, and the oil
|| lubrication and water cooling systems of the turbo were designed for
|| maximum durability. A performance tuned exhaust system is also part
|| of the turbo package." (motorweek)
||
|| Cargo capacity of 63 CF ain't to bad for a car that weighs 2/3 that
|| of the LR3 which has 73 CF of cargo capacity.
||
|| It is a very utilitarian car that also happens to be a hot-rod and
|| look like a hot-rod. I would consider any car that can beats a
|| Ferrari 308 GTB/Si Quattrovalvole (0-60 in 6.8 sec w/ manual tranny)
|| http://www.pistonheads.com/doc.asp?c=52&i=9840
|| or a 1980 Chevrolet Corvette L82 (0-60 in 7.4) a well qualified
|| hot-rod.

The nearest quote I can find from a UK source (Top Gear magazine): "More
hearse-power than horsepower, the funeral-chariot-meets-hot-rod styling is
as cool as a morgue."

Obviously you guys keep the best for yourselves.

:)

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On or around Wed, 2 Aug 2006 20:30:16 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>In UK, the 2.4 engine has 143bhp - not bad, as you say, but that's the best
>we get. The only other engine is a 119bhp diesel.


119 BHP is 8 more than a TDi disco, though...

and it's ample power for an normal family car. It'd be a bit slow if you
tried to tow a big caravan with it, probably.

I've had normal saloon cars with much less power than that and they were
perfectly usable. In fact, the only one with significantly more than which
I've had is the sierra V6, and sure, it's fun, but the standard 80BHP 1.6
was just as good for going from A to B.

there's a tendency these days to assume that nothing with less than 250 BHP
is any good, and frankly, it's bollocks.
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On Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:04:53 +0100, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> scribbled the following nonsense:

>On or around Wed, 2 Aug 2006 20:30:16 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
><[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>
>>In UK, the 2.4 engine has 143bhp - not bad, as you say, but that's the best
>>we get. The only other engine is a 119bhp diesel.

>
>119 BHP is 8 more than a TDi disco, though...
>
>and it's ample power for an normal family car. It'd be a bit slow if you
>tried to tow a big caravan with it, probably.
>
>I've had normal saloon cars with much less power than that and they were
>perfectly usable. In fact, the only one with significantly more than which
>I've had is the sierra V6, and sure, it's fun, but the standard 80BHP 1.6
>was just as good for going from A to B.
>
>there's a tendency these days to assume that nothing with less than 250 BHP
>is any good, and frankly, it's bollocks.


I prefer to look at the weight of the vehicle and calculate the BHP
per tonne. 144 BHP may be adequate in some vehicles, (eg Disco), but
dump the same engine into something weighing a smidgen more than a
gnat, and it is far too much (eg Pilgrim Sumo). In a Disco it works
out to about 77ish BHP per tonne, but in the Pilgrim Sumo it's more
like 200BHP per tonne.
--

Simon Isaacs

"Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote"
George Jean Nathan (1882-1955)

ROT13 me....
 
On Thu, 03 Aug 2006 17:35:50 +0100, Simon Isaacs
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:04:53 +0100, Austin Shackles
><[email protected]> scribbled the following nonsense:
>
>>On or around Wed, 2 Aug 2006 20:30:16 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
>><[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>>
>>>In UK, the 2.4 engine has 143bhp - not bad, as you say, but that's the best
>>>we get. The only other engine is a 119bhp diesel.

>>
>>119 BHP is 8 more than a TDi disco, though...
>>
>>and it's ample power for an normal family car. It'd be a bit slow if you
>>tried to tow a big caravan with it, probably.
>>
>>I've had normal saloon cars with much less power than that and they were
>>perfectly usable. In fact, the only one with significantly more than which
>>I've had is the sierra V6, and sure, it's fun, but the standard 80BHP 1.6
>>was just as good for going from A to B.
>>
>>there's a tendency these days to assume that nothing with less than 250 BHP
>>is any good, and frankly, it's bollocks.

>
>I prefer to look at the weight of the vehicle and calculate the BHP
>per tonne. 144 BHP may be adequate in some vehicles, (eg Disco), but
>dump the same engine into something weighing a smidgen more than a
>gnat, and it is far too much (eg Pilgrim Sumo). In a Disco it works
>out to about 77ish BHP per tonne, but in the Pilgrim Sumo it's more
>like 200BHP per tonne.


Yebbut, there's nothing to love about the Cobra or it's many
imitations other than it's dynamic failings, awful driving position
and obnoxious soundtrack.

I've done a few laps in a proper Cobra on a racetrack. Acceleration
is "**cking hell!", handling is 'alarming' and the gearbox seemed to
me to be largely irrelevant.

Adjacent to me on the track was a fairly competent ex-racer in a DB6
and whilst I looked silly in every corner I almost rammed him at the
end of each straight, despite having no real clue what gear I was in.

I really really want one, but I'm fairly sure it would kill me. I can
think of worse ways to go.

--

Tim Hobbs

'58 Series 2 88" aka "Stig"
'03 Volvo V70
'06 Nissan Navara aka "The Truck"
 
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