OT: Car acronyms

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steve Taylor

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• Jun 24, 2005

• #21

Simon Isaacs wrote:
(Fiancée's) 3" lift kit fitted, body shell now restored and mounted on
chassis,

?????

Steve

 

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Dave Liquorice

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• Jun 24, 2005

• #22

On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 18:20:34 +0100, steve Taylor wrote:

>>> ALITALIA: Aircraft Lands In Turin, All Luggage In Alaska
>>> LUFTHANSA: Let Us Fondle The Hostess And Not Say Anything.
>> QUANTAS - QUite A Nice Trip - All Survived
> SABENA: Such A Bloody Experince, Never Again!
> and BA could stand for so many things.....

CAAC - China Airways Always Crashes

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AndyC the WB

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• Jun 27, 2005

• #23

>>>>> "Dave" == davepseudonym <[email protected]> writes:

Dave> Had a similar evening once, when a mate called his car a
Dave> Vulva. Now I can't see one of those Swedish things without
Dave> chuckling. DaveP


Well, if we're going to get biological, someone I used to know
referred to his Escort as a Ford Clitoris - because every c**t's got
one.

Andy

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Andy Cunningham -- www.vehicle-diagnostics.co.uk
Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance
for the evil conscience of their parents.
--- H.L.Mencken

 

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[email protected]

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• Jun 27, 2005

• #24

LOL - Which reminds me...

What't the difference between a Ford XR3 and a hedgehog?

The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside...

Yeah, I know...

DaveP

 

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Tim Hobbs

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• Jun 27, 2005

• #25

On 27 Jun 2005 08:09:12 -0700, [email protected] wrote:

>LOL - Which reminds me...
>
>What't the difference between a Ford XR3 and a hedgehog?
>
>The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside...
>
>Yeah, I know...
>
>DaveP

The difference between Tiger Woods and Damon Hill?

Tiger Woods can drive 300 yards



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Tim Hobbs

'58 Series 2 88" aka "Stig"
'77 101FC Ambulance aka "Burrt"
'03 Volvo V70

 

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Austin Shackles

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• Jun 27, 2005

• #26

On or around Mon, 27 Jun 2005 18:09:47 +0100, Tim Hobbs
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>On 27 Jun 2005 08:09:12 -0700, [email protected] wrote:
>
>>LOL - Which reminds me...
>>
>>What't the difference between a Ford XR3 and a hedgehog?
>>
>>The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside...
>>
>>Yeah, I know...
>>
>>DaveP
>
>The difference between Tiger Woods and Damon Hill?
>
>Tiger Woods can drive 300 yards

The aforementioned Mr Hill were on top gear thrashing their suzuki thing
around the track. fastest yet, and they've thrown down a driving glove by
putting him on a special board of F1 drivers. Be interesting to see who
else they get.


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Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"Quos deus vult perdere, prius dementat" Euripedes, quoted in
Boswell's "Johnson".

 

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Tim Hobbs

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• Jun 27, 2005

• #27

>
>The aforementioned Mr Hill were on top gear thrashing their suzuki thing
>around the track. fastest yet, and they've thrown down a driving glove by
>putting him on a special board of F1 drivers. Be interesting to see who
>else they get.

Yebbut, he had the track to himself....
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Tim Hobbs

'58 Series 2 88" aka "Stig"
'77 101FC Ambulance aka "Burrt"
'03 Volvo V70

 

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p38arover

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• Jul 3, 2005

• #28

G'day Andy,

In Australia there is a car called a Mitsubishi Magna - you might have seen
them when you were over here. A mate's mother (she's well into her 80s)
calls them "Smegmas"

Do I need to describe smegma for the great unwashed on the list?

Ron


"AndyC the WB" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>>>>>> "Dave" == davepseudonym <[email protected]> writes:
>
> Dave> Had a similar evening once, when a mate called his car a
> Dave> Vulva. Now I can't see one of those Swedish things without
> Dave> chuckling. DaveP
>
>
> Well, if we're going to get biological, someone I used to know
> referred to his Escort as a Ford Clitoris - because every c**t's got
> one.
>
> Andy
>
> --
> Andy Cunningham -- www.vehicle-diagnostics.co.uk
> Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance
> for the evil conscience of their parents.
> --- H.L.Mencken

 

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Richard Brookman

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• Jul 3, 2005

• #29

so p38arover was, like...
> G'day Andy,
>
> Do I need to describe smegma for the great unwashed on the list?
>
> Ron

Please don't. Viz (in Roget's Profanisaurus - recommended for the smallest
room) has it as Helmetdale, foreskin feta or simply knob Stilton, but this
is a family paper.

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Rich
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Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)

 

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Tim Hobbs

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• Jul 3, 2005

• #30

On Mon, 4 Jul 2005 01:12:56 +1000, "p38arover"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>G'day Andy,
>
>In Australia there is a car called a Mitsubishi Magna - you might have seen
>them when you were over here. A mate's mother (she's well into her 80s)
>calls them "Smegmas"
>
>Do I need to describe smegma for the great unwashed on the list?
>
>Ron
>

Having driven a few I'd say it was a very fair description....


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Tim Hobbs

'58 Series 2 88" aka "Stig"
'77 101FC Ambulance aka "Burrt"
'03 Volvo V70

 

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Richard Brookman

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• Jul 3, 2005

• #31

so Tim Hobbs was, like...
> On Mon, 4 Jul 2005 01:12:56 +1000, "p38arover"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> G'day Andy,
>>
>> In Australia there is a car called a Mitsubishi Magna - you might
>> have seen them when you were over here. A mate's mother (she's well
>> into her 80s) calls them "Smegmas"
>>
>> Do I need to describe smegma for the great unwashed on the list?
>>
>> Ron
>>
>
> Having driven a few I'd say it was a very fair description....

I always knew Jap cars were cheesy.

--
Rich
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Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)

 

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jermec

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• Jul 4, 2005

• #32

"p38arover" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> G'day Andy,
>
> In Australia there is a car called a Mitsubishi Magna - you might have
> seen them when you were over here. A mate's mother (she's well into her
> 80s) calls them "Smegmas"
>
> Do I need to describe smegma for the great unwashed on the list?
>

The "great unwashed" probably don't need it describing.

jermec, going back to girly things
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'It's not the despair, I can cope with the despair. It's the hope I can't
stand.'