Oh Deer...

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Doo

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As the subject title suggests, I hit a deer the other night.

Dirty bastard jumped out from the right at point blank giving no time to react.

Now you'd think I would have had the whole width of the road because it came from the right, but no! Thanks to BT digging up the left side of the road and leaving some traffic lights, I was on the wrong side of the road having come from Boat of Garten to Inverness via Carrbridge to get onto the A9.

So there I am, a few inches of bush then trees almost touching the road. The bastard came out of the trees while I was accelerating & had just checked my mirror so as I looked up all I saw was a head and a fat bastard body. It was so close in front I couldn't even see it's legs. o_O

I was doing around 30/35mph and was on standard ride height which is lucky as the deer went under the wheels.

Even luckier I wasn't driving wife's plastic fantastic Citroen because it would have been obliterated as it sits low down right about where my fog lights are (were) :eek:

So the damage while devastating to me, is contained in a small area...

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I was lucky to have a mate giving me a whole bumper & updated fog lamps. However, the donor car apparently spent years in a field so the rust was ten feet deep :confused:

This is the bumper I was on about a couple of months ago, the one that wouldn't come off. I ended up removing the headlamps and AC fans & condenser to gain access to the nuts which I then ground off.

It took me a few hours to get enough of the front off the donor to get the bumper, but I won in the end...Although today I haven't been able to get off my arse such is the pain all over. But hey, no pain no gain.

You can see the rotten bolt holes in this picture.

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So I spent time and effort grinding off the metal backing and eventually was left with the plastic bumper cover which I hope to be able to fit to my car to get through the mot next week.

I eventually hope to paint it to match the way it was :cool:

But state of this :confused:

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My car is in slightly better condition and the fact the bumper is already knackered means I don't have to be quite so careful as I was with this one.

I'll let you know how I fair. Any hints & tips on getting the clips off the sides? As you can see, these were utterly ruined :eek:
 
Where's the deer ?? Nice venison burgers on the bbq…………..

There was very little left of it after George ran over it :confused:

Besides, quite apart from some archaic law which states you can't take the beast you killed, but have to leave it for the following vehicle! And the fact it's intestines were burst means it would be fairly disgusting with shit flowing through it's dying bloodstream o_O
 
There was very little left of it after George ran over it :confused:

Besides, quite apart from some archaic law which states you can't take the beast you killed, but have to leave it for the following vehicle! And the fact it's intestines were burst means it would be fairly disgusting with shit flowing through it's dying bloodstream o_O
If you ran over the body most if the shifty bits would have evacuated the carcass in rapid time , just a quick slash to leave the mucky bits on the road . Slit the throat and the bottom leg joints to let it bleed out, just say it was the vehicle in front your honour.
 
If you ran over the body most if the shifty bits would have evacuated the carcass in rapid time , just a quick slash to leave the mucky bits on the road . Slit the throat and the bottom leg joints to let it bleed out, just say it was the vehicle in front your honour.

I think he was more concerned with cross-contamination of the inside contents across the outside bits you might want to keep ...

Think of a bad shot rupturing stomach and bowel during a hunt ...
 
I think he was more concerned with cross-contamination of the inside contents across the outside bits you might want to keep ...

Think of a bad shot rupturing stomach and bowel during a hunt ...
Well whip off the back legs off and leave the rest for the next car. I know whst you mean about a bowel shot a mate brought me some geese after he went on a cull, one was rancid, didn't smell until it was cooked :eek:
 
My step-father hit a deer at a similar speed in a Mondeo. Took the whole wing out.

And I hit one somewhere between 70 - 50 mph and it went right over the top of the car. Bumper flexed in, cracked, grabbed a handful of meat and then rebounded back as the deer went up and over. Left me with a lump of meat stuck in my bumper and smashed the headlight mounts. Other than that I got away with it. Those Omegas were solid cars
 
The adhesive strips that were used to stick the plastic cover to the armature was real sticky, a nightmare to remove on a fresh fitted bumper if it was assembed wrong, let alone on one 25 years old. Spent many a happy hour getting the assy machines to work right.

Cheers
 
Not sure a deer whistle would have made any difference due to the fact I was stopped at lights and then started moving again. If I'd been travelling at fifty and the whistle was, we'll, whistling it may have heard me.

I'm thinking of three bull bars.... :confused:
 
Not sure a deer whistle would have made any difference due to the fact I was stopped at lights and then started moving again. If I'd been travelling at fifty and the whistle was, we'll, whistling it may have heard me.

I'm thinking of three bull bars.... :confused:
Thought Bull Bars were illegal, danger to pedestrians and all that?
 
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