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hi all new to land rovers what have i done got a land rover s3 petrol 1984 i am in derby UK i will need lots of help [ small fire last night] wires to lights so will only go out in the day time until mended not to good at spelling dyslexic but i try thanks paul

Hello and welcome.

I used to keep chickens in a horsebox & our goats in a Comma van

Hello No Chickens, welcome to the funny farm. Don't worry about spelling, grammar and all that stuff. That's not what this forum is all about. So long as you've got a thick skin and a good sense of humour, you'll be O.K.

No chickens in mine either. Welcome to madness

No chickens in mine either but i'm Cornish think I have a cousin whos a chicken

treestump said:

No chickens in mine either but i'm Cornish think I have a cousin whos a chicken

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Shudnt that be a duck - to go with the webbed feet?

The Mad Hat Man said:

Shudnt that be a duck - to go with the webbed feet?

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Nah, yur finkin of those furriners from Devon

Got spiders in mine

thanks for the warm welkome thats 2 fires in my landy just found out that the bonnet stay is arking across the battery that would explain the sparkes

Think i would rather have chickens in my landy than 2 fires!!!!

landy10 said:

Think i would rather have chickens in my landy than 2 fires!!!!

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Might be better than the heater.

My heater works great, warm as toast after bout 10 mins

Heater? What's one of them then?

FFS Heidi said:

Heater? What's one of them then?

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iss a thing wot wafts warm air into the interior but then it soon escapes through all the ill fittin seals

Wow! Sounds real hi-tech. British engineering at its finest

landy10 said:

iss a thing wot wafts warm air into the interior but then it soon escapes through all the ill fittin seals

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Blimey you can blackcat anybody poor old Heidis only got chickens and youv'e got SEALS, where do you get all the fish from????

Mind you, the chickens do keep me warm - all those feathers

no chickens in my land rover said:

thanks for the warm welkome thats 2 fires in my landy just found out that the bonnet stay is arking across the battery that would explain the sparkes

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Chickens.........Fire.......... equals... BBQ !!!! (who's bringing the beer?)

Yeah i'm a fresh 'un too.......... 110 td, third landy i've had, love 'em to bits (literally)! Live in Essex and i'm a welder so if anyone this way ever needs owt doin', get in touch. How do i put a photo in front of me posts? can't find it? or am i being dense?!

look forward to adding my tuppence worth on some stuff!

All t'best Ethan (Ex-Northerner)