Moving to North Wales

dont hire anyone there either. you cant fire them.

ey up ormus, did you go and meet outside loo today

You'll like this one:

Start a business with 1 employee.
Employ 1 person at say, 600euros p.w.
Employee pays 36% tax. Ouch.
YOU pay 50% tax on HIS earnings!
Total weeks cost for 1 man = 900 euros

Adn they wonder why businesses are folding in their first year, despite being profitable.
In my first month of business I recieved 2000 euros of demands for pensions (what pension?) and health care. Wales here I come.

Next one:

How much would you say a 1989 Renault 25 with 240,000km could sell for?

Answer: around 2500 euros!

Like I say, I love the land, everything else is pants.

you will be ok in north wales mayte, we only go to work to socialise, we still get paid in chickens and cows

i'll need land for grazing with that bungalow then,

M

i think it backs onto the farm that he owns

yella disco said:

keep off the wirral though, its a **** hole

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I had to go back a page to find out why he mentioned the Wirral, now i know why.
i am a Wirral lad born and bred and i can safely say Yella is 100 per cent....correct.
Wirral is a ****hole, the prices of property are bollocks, way too high. Ive just been looking at that Wales link and i could buy a lovely character 3 or 4 bedroomed property for the price of my semi.
I was trying to move to Wales a few years ago, and i still might its only family issues that stop me. (like the issue they have to come as well...)

ffs another scouser in north wales

hows u len

Ive done my homework and basically, Wales is up and coming, plus its a beautiful country and lots of decent folk, if only many of my English peers would stop taking the **** out of the Welsh, get up from in front of the telly and go there and see what a cool place it is,

M

Madfrog said:

Ive done my homework and basically, Wales is up and coming, plus its a beautiful country and lots of decent folk, if only many of my English peers would stop taking the **** out of the Welsh, get up from in front of the telly and go there and see what a cool place it is,

M

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here here, bravo to that man


we'll keep a welcome in the hillside

yella disco said:

we'll keep a welcome in the hillside

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.........by the name of Dolly.


Im fine yella fella, hows you?

You finished this headlight conversion yet?

yup, all finished and flew through the mot. need some batteries for the digi camera then i shall post some pics

aye come to wales, where its always raining and you cant buy batteries on a sunday.

so ormus did you meet outdoor paul for the offroading event of the year

nope. she wouldnt let me out again. summat about fininshing off the diy bricking up the fireplace job, and also some extra marital duties.

ouch, bad luck mate

aye. im too old for all this hard work stuff.
ps. the bricklaying was easy though.

was that D.I.Y or F.I.Y??

both.
diy 4hrs 45 mins.
fiy 3 mins.

I run a little building company,

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You'll be OK in Taffyland there only little people.

problem is that the system here is a bag o ****e

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Try telling that to the kids over here, they've never had it so good.

if only many of my English peers would stop taking the **** out of the Welsh, get up from in front of the telly and go there and see what a cool place it is,

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I'd sooner they stayed in front of the telly watching ****e that spoilt it for everyone else.

both.
diy 4hrs 45 mins.
fiy 3 mins.

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'Kinell you super stud.