Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit (please also
read the fine print at the bottom) our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive and gender neutral celebration of the Winter Solstice
Holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice and with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted Calendar Year of 2007, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make us great (not to imply that we necessarily
are greater than any others) and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform or sexual preferences of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms: -- This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal; It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting; It implies
no promise by the wishers to actually implement any of the wishes for
themselves or others and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wishers. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first and warranty is limited to the
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wishers.
Disclaimer: No trees or animals were intentionally harmed in the
sending of this message, however, a significant number of electrons
were slightly inconvenienced.
