Labour costs

basically......


lol

****

****.

**** Isnt That A Fish Or Something.?

best Bit Of Banter Ive Had For A While.

love You All Brookediamond.
and No Im Not Gay.

If you think it's bad on here try ORRP. And how come "ffs" is OK but "for **** sake" isn't? Who decided "c*nt" is acceptable but "****" isn't?

nah! it only smells like a fish

Now then heres a question thats been puzzling me for some time.

If a bloke decides he's gay and has a sex change. What does he do for an authentic smell. Or doesn't he or she as he/she would be by then.

GRUNT said:

If you think it's bad on here try ORRP. And how come "ffs" is OK but "for **** sake" isn't? Who decided "c*nt" is acceptable but "****" isn't?

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thats an easy one..... ffs ans c*nt are the typed version of the audible 'beep' whereas fer ****s sake and **** are 'unbeeped' . so when people read c*unt they wont be offended whereas the typed word '****' is very offensive..
when those sensitive souls see either @ or* or indeed - inplace of a letter then they know to read 'beep' instead. so i suspose to ease their lives we could just type beep.
no w ya beepin beeped up beeper do you beepin under-beepin-stand now

GRUNT said:

Now then heres a question thats been puzzling me for some time.

If a bloke decides he's gay and has a sex change. What does he do for an authentic smell. Or doesn't he or she as he/she would be by then.

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ah don't think poofs have sex changes, isn't it transversals that do that

back to topic.
re labour rates again.
so how much does a transversal actually cost then?

ormus said:

back to topic.
re labour rates again.
so how much does a transversal actually cost then?

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Arm and a leg?

about the same price as an average dinner, you know meat and two veg

bollocks.

and the long bit aswell

GRUNT said:

Now then heres a question thats been puzzling me for some time.

If a bloke decides he's gay and has a sex change. What does he do for an authentic smell. Or doesn't he or she as he/she would be by then.

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Put a kipper down his knickers

It all sounds and smells a bit too fishy. Try Chanel No 5.

is that the one they put crap movies on? or was that channel 4?

Canal + over there isn't it?

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and i thought we had got rid of burkster

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You sound like a big fat lazy slob

i am!

slob said:

i am!

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Go play with your panel beaten lump of aluminium (price of scrap ali has just gone up),should amuse you for 5 seconds (or less).