L322 - 2002 - weird creamy fluid on floor

Hi all

I've some strange milky fluid on the floor of my drive way. Any ideas?

See pic

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Oil that has mixed with dew, rain, or frost, but it is the result of an oil drip from your vehicle

I will take a guess - Is it milk.

lol I don't reckon. Maybe the rocker seals need changing

That could also be a bird ****e that has watered down overnight.

That driveway is defiantly home to a Land Rover!

Rick-the-Pick said:

That could also be a bird ****e that has watered down overnight.

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****ing optimist

Has your boy rangie had a girly rangie round for a date

pete1987RRC said:

Has your boy rangie had a girly rangie round for a date

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Come again!

Never seen oil mix with water outside of an engine EVER.

Where was it parked in relation to the ejaculate?

myfirstl322 said:

Never seen oil mix with water outside of an engine EVER.

Where was it parked in relation to the ejaculate?

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I'm wondering if it is removable or spermanent?

I mean, could you move to Staines or CLIThero?

Have you checked your dipstick

Sorry, have I just made a balls up now?

I know, I know, I've made an arse of it now, so I'm off flop into bed

Rick-the-Pick said:

That could also be a bird ****e that has watered down overnight.

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Strange birds in London, knew one once, but creamy sh**e that's a first.



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tomcat59alan said:

Strange birds in London, knew one once, but creamy sh**e that's a first.



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Bloody hell have you sobered up this morning from Christmas and new year?

The deposit has no visible seeds in it,

Have you thought about parking your RR in the usual spot and having a look upwards underneath to see where it might have come from ?
Or wash it off and see if it comes back

myfirstl322 said:

Where was it parked in relation to the ejaculate?

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holidaychicken said:

Have you thought about parking your RR in the usual spot and having a look upwards underneath to see where it might have come from ?

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Good advice HC.....

I know when i get an unusual stain i often retrace my steps to see where it originated from, it is the retracing my steps which prove most difficult

You must know Margate well by now, ahahaha

I may have frequented dreamland or ben bon brothers at it was known but the stain on the floor there would be a blob of ice cream or more likely seagull ****e

holidaychicken said:

I may have frequented dreamland or ben bon brothers at it was known but the stain on the floor there would be a blob of ice cream or more likely seagull ****e

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Ben Doon's, oh yes, formerly Pat MaGroin's, previously Pat Fitz Gerald and Gerald Fitz Patrick's......according to a person whom I don't know, cough