jealous wives

On or around Sat, 14 Aug 2004 02:28:55 +0100, Mother <"@ {mother}
@"@101fc.net> enlightened us thusly:

>On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 22:34:26 +0100, "Adrian Ford"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Just because i spend all my spare time
>>under my landrover doesn't mean i am a Gay W*nker does it....
>
>I know a few Gay ****ers who are serious landie lovers. Superb
>benefits include not having to worry about a missus who thinks you're
>odd...

you got some sort of problem with w*nkers, then? eh? eh? wanna make summink
out of it?










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[email protected] wrote:

>
> yebbut a Land Rover sandwich doesn't quite have the same ring about
> it.

More sand is involved usually.

Steve

On Sat, 14 Aug 2004 12:39:53 +0100, Steve Taylor
<[email protected]> made me spill my meths when he wrote:

>> yebbut a Land Rover sandwich doesn't quite have the same ring about
>> it.
>
>More sand is involved usually.

<wince> imagine all that traction!
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in article [email protected], Detrious at
[email protected] wrote on 13/8/04 11:33 pm:

> On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 22:34:26 +0100, "Adrian Ford"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Yesterday I caught my wife kicking my landrover saying i spend more time and
>> money on my landrover than her.
>> She's started Calling it names like "pile of rust", "lump of sh*t"and so
>> on.When she walks past it on the drive sneakily scratches it or gives it a
>> kick. She has started checking mail and parcels etc to see what i am
>> spending or buying for my landrover.Just because i spend all my spare time
>> under my landrover doesn't mean i am a Gay W*nker does it....

No...you just find your Land Rover is more interesting than your wife.

>> Recently on holiday i took a pile of landrover mags to read and most of the
>> time was planning what i was going to do with my landrover when i get back.
>>
>> Starting to get a bit worried myself should a healthy young (well youngish)
>> man be reading landrover mags in bed and dreaming about them. Anyway i can
>> feel her eyes burning in my back checking that i am not buying anything on
>> the internet for my landrover...
>>
>> Do i need help or is this normal?

>> Adrian Ford
>>
>
> Welcome to the group


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