I'm new, please be gentle!

ding ding

Good job I'm newly single then eh? Do you reckon buying the Disco rather than a valentines present might have had something to do with that?

I might be replacing the horn tho, I quite like the AAARRRRROOOOOGGGGAAAHHHH
given by the twin air horns on my cousins S3!

The neighbours dont like it much though!

ya can't beat ice cream van chimes for a larf

get yerself a bell

blakey1984 said:

I'm able to hold 2 glasses, but only 1 mouth to do the actual drinking!

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So that would make you Beatrix (Beer Tricks?)

if he came from stoke that would make him beatrix potter

Ding ding

is there an echo in here

Yeah - it was a ding ding to underscore your punchline to emulate your 'on the buses' ding ding. Now did you really not get that, or did I just make a tit of myself?

guess

he he he

I'll get me coat...

see yer

oi jonathon, wheres matt tonight

I think he's still in France chasing antiques. Last mailed mid-week saying he would be away.

no worries

Oh christ, how long is it since I was on here last!!!

So long that I have since sent the Disco to the big car park in the sky and bought myself a 110...

I totally forgot about the comment made earlier, and went and had it painted RED

Here she is, whilst having a bit of a play at Aston Cantlow a couple of weeks back..






Whoever said V8s don't like water??

I'll hang around here a little more now, if thats ok....

How come this guy got in so easily?

Is NO-ONE going to give him a hard time?

Seems such a waste of a good opportunity.

And exactly what is an ARMY marine engineer anyway?

Isn't it the navy that does marine? In my Pongo Rupert days we always tried quite hard to keep or feet out of the marine bit.

CharlesY

I hate you butler.

CharlesY said:

How come this guy got in so easily?

Is NO-ONE going to give him a hard time?

Seems such a waste of a good opportunity.

And exactly what is an ARMY marine engineer anyway?

Isn't it the navy that does marine? In my Pongo Rupert days we always tried quite hard to keep or feet out of the marine bit.

CharlesY

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Army Marine Engineer

I had an interview with Prodrive this morning though, so wont be a squaddie for too much longer with any luck!