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Hi all,

I am actually a Methodist Minister and we do have in Hartlepool the
motorcycle hearse, of course using horses is fairly standard as well.

I could tell you lots of stories. Anyway I have the deal of a lifetime;-

If you own a Land Rover the following offers are available:-

Weddings 10% Discount
Funerals (if booked before 30th December 2004) 35% Discount, you must
specify a date. Upto 3 years advance booking avaialble.
Baptisms, if the child arrives in a Land Rover (absolutely free)

Yours

Rev A Renshaw

:)


"T i m" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 17:13:10 +0100, "Peter Seddon"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Martin Edwards" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>> They've got a web site!!
>>>
>>> http://www.4x4funerals.co.uk/alpha4x4.htm
>>>
>>> Oh yes!
>>>
>>They do wedding as well so it must be Alpha 4x4 Weddings and a Funeral.
>
> Groan <chuckle> ;-)
>
> T i m


 
Shall I book my funeral now then, and get it over and done with. Land Rovers
will be the death of me :)


--

--
Larry
Series 3 rust and holes


"Andrew Renshaw" <andrew.hart.i hate [email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hi all,
>
> I am actually a Methodist Minister and we do have in Hartlepool the
> motorcycle hearse, of course using horses is fairly standard as well.
>
> I could tell you lots of stories. Anyway I have the deal of a lifetime;-
>
> If you own a Land Rover the following offers are available:-
>
> Weddings 10% Discount
> Funerals (if booked before 30th December 2004) 35% Discount, you must
> specify a date. Upto 3 years advance booking avaialble.
> Baptisms, if the child arrives in a Land Rover (absolutely free)
>
> Yours
>
> Rev A Renshaw
>
> :)
>
>
> "T i m" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 17:13:10 +0100, "Peter Seddon"
> > <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>"Martin Edwards" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >>news:[email protected]...
> >>> They've got a web site!!
> >>>
> >>> http://www.4x4funerals.co.uk/alpha4x4.htm
> >>>
> >>> Oh yes!
> >>>
> >>They do wedding as well so it must be Alpha 4x4 Weddings and a Funeral.
> >
> > Groan <chuckle> ;-)
> >
> > T i m
>
>


 
Okay how about week next Tuesday, I can do 12th of October 2 pm. Which crem
do you want it at?

Or you could be buried in your Land Rover, that way you could decay
together!!!!

A

"Larry" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Shall I book my funeral now then, and get it over and done with. Land
> Rovers
> will be the death of me :)
>
>
> --
>
> --
> Larry
> Series 3 rust and holes
>
>
> "Andrew Renshaw" <andrew.hart.i hate [email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Hi all,
>>
>> I am actually a Methodist Minister and we do have in Hartlepool the
>> motorcycle hearse, of course using horses is fairly standard as well.
>>
>> I could tell you lots of stories. Anyway I have the deal of a lifetime;-
>>
>> If you own a Land Rover the following offers are available:-
>>
>> Weddings 10% Discount
>> Funerals (if booked before 30th December 2004) 35% Discount, you must
>> specify a date. Upto 3 years advance booking avaialble.
>> Baptisms, if the child arrives in a Land Rover (absolutely free)
>>
>> Yours
>>
>> Rev A Renshaw
>>
>> :)
>>
>>
>> "T i m" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> > On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 17:13:10 +0100, "Peter Seddon"
>> > <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >>"Martin Edwards" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> >>news:[email protected]...
>> >>> They've got a web site!!
>> >>>
>> >>> http://www.4x4funerals.co.uk/alpha4x4.htm
>> >>>
>> >>> Oh yes!
>> >>>
>> >>They do wedding as well so it must be Alpha 4x4 Weddings and a Funeral.
>> >
>> > Groan <chuckle> ;-)
>> >
>> > T i m
>>
>>
>
>


 
"Mother" <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net> wrote in message
news:p[email protected]...
> Can I nominate someone, though? ;-)

Do they have a Discovery version?

Lee D


 
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 16:56:28 GMT, "Andrew Renshaw" <andrew.hart.i hate
[email protected]> wrote:

>Funerals (if booked before 30th December 2004) 35% Discount, you must
>specify a date. Upto 3 years advance booking avaialble.

Oh if only I knew a certain persons release date. Mind, 3 years may
not be long enough notice - with luck will be longer...

 
Anybody know of any other wedding car companies that do Land Rover products.

Getting nagged to book transport now for the wedding!

Cheers
Dave

Telling the wife to be that the wedding costs would go a long way to buying
a Land Rover is not to be recommended...

"Lee_D" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:WZ%[email protected]...
> "Mother" <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net> wrote in message
> news:p[email protected]...
> > Can I nominate someone, though? ;-)
>
> Do they have a Discovery version?
>
> Lee D
>
>


 
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 13:05:25 +0100, "Pacman" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>...fancy being carted off in this?
>
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/3708886.stm

How odd...

They sent me some leaflets today (addressed to the club).

One leaflet about their Wedding service.
Two about their Funeral service...

They know summat I don't???

As an aside, many years ago I went to a 'Goff Weddin' where all the
official vehicles were black hearses. A few of us from the local m/c
club who had 'rat bikes' were invited to lead the cavalcade.

The Bride and groom both wore black, with black make-up. The evening
entertainment was a Rocky Horror type tribute show - kin odd do that
was. ISTR 'going awol' with one of the bridesmaids who, IRL turned
out to be a Legal Secretary for a well known Law firm!



 
On Friday, in article
<[email protected]>
"@{mother}@"@101fc.net "Mother" wrote:

> As an aside, many years ago I went to a 'Goff Weddin' where all the
> official vehicles were black hearses. A few of us from the local m/c
> club who had 'rat bikes' were invited to lead the cavalcade.
>
> The Bride and groom both wore black, with black make-up. The evening
> entertainment was a Rocky Horror type tribute show - kin odd do that
> was. ISTR 'going awol' with one of the bridesmaids who, IRL turned
> out to be a Legal Secretary for a well known Law firm!

A friend once wore white to a funeral -- the widow was Chinese and that
is the custom of that culture.

--
David G. Bell -- SF Fan, Filker, and Punslinger.

"History shows that the Singularity started when Sir Tim Berners-Lee
was bitten by a radioactive spider."
 
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