I had a Polishin Frenzy today!!!!

The Mrs was doin the Ironin, The sun was shining & I was "lost" fer summot to do

Came up rather well (Although I do say so myself!!!)

Guess it saved your knob a bit of a going over.

Grippa ..... I've bin Married to a Redhead fer 36 years ......So MY Knob has had FAR FAR Tooo much "Goin Over"

Last Birthday I "bought" her a "Large" dark coloured gentleman for the evening & EVEN HE needed to rest by the following mornin!!!!! Poor sod couldn't walk!!!!

the hooded claw said:

Grippa ..... I've bin Married to a Redhead fer 36 years ......So MY Knob has had FAR FAR Tooo much "Goin Over"

Last Birthday I "bought" her a "Large" dark coloured gentleman for the evening & EVEN HE needed to rest by the following mornin!!!!! Poor sod couldn't walk!!!!

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Was his name Leroy Longprong by any chance?

feck me that's a good shine must have used plenty of wrist action haha

going to do mine (the car) tomorrow may get an extra 3mph on the french motorways out the old girl.

Tony

the hooded claw said:

I've bin Married to a Redhead fer 36 years

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Did you breed? Did your offspring get away with it?

wammers said:

Was his name Leroy Longprong by any chance?

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It was "Clement" Tony, & I aint NEVER seen a guy so fookin thin EVER!!!!

TBH It was a wind up on my part, I used to work with "Clem" at Brit Gas & we "arranged" for him to be her "Present" for the evening ( I Pulled the plug after bout 15 minutes & Admitted it was a wind up).........We all just fell about laughin & had a real good time.

It was only weeks later when we were havin a drink at home that she admitted she WOULD HAVE gone along with it!!!!!

DIRTY LITTLE SOD SHE IS!!!!!!

Grippa said:

Did you breed? Did your offspring get away with it?

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Errr YES WE DID..... & NO they didn't 3 Kids 2 with Ginger hair ( & Tempers to match!!!!)

Good job you own a 4x4 parking where you did. Did you select 'LOW' Ratio to get it on your front lawn!!!!!!

the hooded claw said:

Errr YES WE DID..... & NO they didn't 3 Kids 2 with Ginger hair ( & Tempers to match!!!!)

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Selfish ****ers!

Grippa said:

Selfish ****ers!

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YEP Gotta agree there Mate!!!!!

Nice! There was a thread about aftermarket grills recently I think.. did you show yours then? I'm not a huge fan of these silver jobbies but yours looks much better than those fat three-slat ones. Out of curiosity, what state were your bumpers in and what did you use on 'em?

rasheed said:

Nice! There was a thread about aftermarket grills recently I think.. did you show yours then? I'm not a huge fan of these silver jobbies but yours looks much better than those fat three-slat ones. Out of curiosity, what state were your bumpers in and what did you use on 'em?

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Hi Rasheed,

I completely agree the 3 slat Grills don't float my boat either I think its the huge gaps that make em "Sorta Wrong" I got my grill from here

RANGE ROVER P38 SPORTS STYLE GRILL (STYLE 4) on eBay (end time 19-Apr-10 00:10:41 BST)


The Bumpers were a complete mess, I tried everything & nothing would "Bring em back" I must have spent Pounds on em .....& then I went into local super market & noticed a VERY CHEAP bottle of "Black Trim Wax" (about 99p!!!) Thought Hell, fer 99p I'll give it a go.

It got all the marks outta em brought back the Black colour & they looked OK ..Then I went over em with that "Back to Black" stuff & they came up amazin!!!

In fact they were that crappy to start with I've arranged top have em "Coloured Coded" by a mate of "J the Range" ... Lookin at em after my Polishin Frenzy yesterday I gotta admit they have come up really nice

Just goes to show you spend all the money on hughly expensive products like Auto Glym & a Bottle of 99p "Car Plan black trim wax" , A bucket of hot water with a squirt of Fairy Liquid in, some Turtle Wax "Paint Restorer" polish & a £4.99 tin of "Back to Black & The damn thing looks like NEW!!!!


Keith

there is a product out now called demon shine ! looks like pink water. You spray it on wipe in with one of thosemicro fibre cloths ( dont have to rub for hours !!!) and comes up like a mirror finish , only takes me ten min , and i mean ten min to do my p38 . No residue on black plastics etc . I have used all sorts over the years and always means putting an afternoon to one side and a sore wrist , this stuff really works well , no smears , no residue and lasts for ages too .i love the deep mirror shine you get off the epsom green metalic paintwork so i do mine twice weekly .

hmmm thought it was **** and suspect it has a silicone base

thought ? or have used it and thought?

have used it on a range rover and thought coloured bull**** water.
Mer/autoglym or if you want natural eukanuba wax

use a little g3 with t-cut first and light scratches polish out on lacquer

Well i guess if your paint work is in good nick , and not needing 4 days of mer , g3 and 600 flatting paper !!!! to keep a lustrious shine on an ongoing easy way , pink water is a good way .

moneypitRR said:

Well i guess if your paint work is in good nick , and not needing 4 days of mer , g3 and 600 flatting paper !!!! to keep a lustrious shine on an ongoing easy way , pink water is a good way .

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:doh: 1200 grit if you want anal reply and water
If it takes you 4 days I'd suggest your ****ing it right up