Hi I'm New!

I'd just like to say a quick hello to you all.

My names Andy, I'm from Rustington, Sussex. Just next to the beach and not too far from Brighton.

I've been reading post on here for a while and although there are other forums I always seem to find my self back here.

I'm a biker by blood but have always wanted a Land Rover.
A few months back I bit the bullet and went and got myself a nice looking 2000 plate Disco 2.

I'm a computer technician by trade, if there are any questions in relation to computers please feel free to message me, (not advertising here, just sharing knowledge)

Forum wise, read loads all the time but have never actually signed up to any and contributed, so please be gentle with me.

Let me know if there's anything I've missed.

:welcome2:TO THE MAD HOUSE

welcome i started to read this post saw brighton and was expecting freelander be gentle lz is never gentle. just remember search is your best friend.

Thank you and hello, TIWM i saw that coming from a mile off .

The search has been great so far but I have struck one problem with it!

Please don't slate me for signing up just because I have a problem now, I truly have been reading for a while. Its to do with the D2 tailgate door lock. It's not the usual replace the lock either, and this is where the search problem occurs.

Freelander, that reminds me. I read a post a while back in regards to a guy who took a shortcut with a mate and got stuck, he signed up "as a last resort" to call for help. It was a through a farmers field without permission.

After many abusive comments and a little affection he finally just disappeared, I can confirm that I too was so hoping for some pictures, the thread took a turn and one forum poster quite rightly pointed out that this instance could be bait to bring some tricked out LR's to a dark field in the middle of the night.

I would link but being new to all forums I don't even know the basics any advice would be warmly welcomed.

But i found the smileys

wd40 give it a good spray up in handle take out lr badge and spray in ther as well. Mine jammed a while ago wd40 and standing ther like a pillock opening and shutting door did the job.

thought it was mine! said:

wd40 give it a good spray up in handle take out lr badge and spray in ther as well. Mine jammed a while ago wd40 and standing ther like a pillock opening and shutting door did the job.

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Ah you see this isn't the problem but this is the answer the search keeps bringing up.

It wouldn't lift on the unlock from the fob, searched it, cam to the conclusion of replacing it.

Stupidly got a used part for all but a £20 less than new. Whilst fitting it I decided to do methodically, plugged it in and tested it with the fob. All Good!

Then fitted it tried again tail gate open... all good, jobs a gooden,

Shut tailgate never to be opened again. this is my problem.

WD40 every where hand are sore cannot get it to unlock from the fob the outside or waggling everything on the inside.

well the answer is your **** at fixing things lol

haha cheers lol,

I was gonna say at this point should this not be a topic if so where an how do i move it?

thought it was mine! said:

well the answer is your **** at fixing things lol

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Ask an expert and get an expert answer!

just post in the disco section and explain the problem p.s. put i will put what fault was when i find it on end. you might get less abuse

Cheers, Thank you

Andy345 said:

Cheers, Thank you

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You'll probably get abuse in the Disco section, as well. It is part of our idiom. Your job is to take it and to earn the right to run with the big dogs.

This message has been brought to you by one of the smaller big dogs.

oy septic at 6foot 20 stone one thing im not is small and i do not lick my own balls so not a dog but thanks for compliment

just to add i need to read post properly :doh:

thought it was mine! said:

oy septic at 6foot 20 stone one thing im not is small and i do not lick my own balls so not a dog but thanks for compliment

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I don't know what the hell a stone is other than a rock and I was referring to myself, but now that you've brought up the ball licking, I'm not sure why I did.

lol stones are what i have to many of. plus not enough holes in belt