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Keeping an Alsatian would be considered heavy petting...
Anyway the signs at the swimming pool said no petting, perhaps they didn't want the girls to get wet.

Nice to see you back Claw.

Cheers Tiny .....I'm ALWAYS here mate ..just have little to add now I'm drivin a Saab Turbo !!!!.....

Check out my "Latin" Signiture .............. Apt (fer a P38 Forum) don't yer think ...

( just Cut/Paste it into Google ....You'll laugh yer ass off Mate!!!!)
 
Cheers Tiny .....I'm ALWAYS here mate ..just have little to add now I'm drivin a Saab Turbo !!!!.....

Check out my "Latin" Signiture .............. Apt (fer a P38 Forum) don't yer think ...

( just Cut/Paste it into Google ....You'll laugh yer ass off Mate!!!!)

Can i take a guess. "Never fart in a gimp suit"
Or "Save yourself from hell" by never farting in a gimp suit.
 
Happily Surfin the forum ..& on the telly this Blond bimbo says " I'm heading over to the "Petting Area" ....


FFS I aint had some "HEAVY PETTING" in YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You think that's bad. My son was watching Balamory and one of the people kept telling everyone how they were having a fish supper and when people were guessing types of fish kept saying "no, not that type!"
 
I have just spent the day on a pheasant shoot, people were queueing to be driven round in my Rangie, with the back full of guns and dogs...
Happy days. This is what I bought it for.

Repeat quickly "I'm not the pheasant plucker, i'm the pheasant pluckers son, i'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes"
 
Repeat quickly "I'm not the pheasant plucker, i'm the pheasant pluckers son, i'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes"

Not sure that's right, there version I know is:- I'm not the pheasant plucker, i'm the pheasant pluckers mate, I'm sat here plucking pheasants cos the pheasant pluckers late. :D there are several more verses I can't remember, it's me age:(
 
Not sure that's right, there version I know is:- I'm not the pheasant plucker, i'm the pheasant pluckers mate, I'm sat here plucking pheasants cos the pheasant pluckers late. :D there are several more verses I can't remember, it's me age:(

Sure there are, but that's the one i know.
 
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