Half wits Green Lane Diary 3

Nightmare, bin nightlaning and scratched mi darling badly again. Worse I've sacked my co-pilot Shotgun for being crap (still its the fourth time i've sacked him so watch this space). He walked the lane and said it was okay (didn't tell me the torch he took had all the power of a spent match). Lane narrowed so much had two wheels on wall two in middle (motorbike) rut. Thick hazel and hawthorne branches ripping nice arty patterns on red landy. Finally got out of lane and lights failed had to come home down twelve miles of lanes on sidelights and flasher. Every time I changed gear it went blacker than a vicars cassok. Cost another £150. If I do much more lanning gonna have to sell my landy to do it!!!!!