Guess what!!

Yeah, i say guess what ??, the whole Jurassic Park are coming to my City with ten trailers with,...oh ..sorry , i ment The Rolling Stones, they`re comming to Norway in June. Must say they suprice me a lot those hairy old mates with skinny legs,well i`ve heard that it scould be enough heartstarters behinde the stage. However i`m sitting here scratching me head trying to find out what to buy to my wife this xmas. Last year, well i can say nearly all years she`s got some tools,...you know ,....what else,...she`s got everything, almost,....thinking of something , well last year i gave her two cans of engineoil . She couldn`t use them for ,....but i rushed to tell her that i might be able to use the oil on the Cliff, my 110 deff, which i`m not aloud her to drive. Stay to the 75 i say ,there is now way you can handle my " Cliff " and stick away with him , do you think i am mad?? Oh,... i figured out something ,I may buy her a tubebending machine,...... yeah,...that`s what i`m going to do, and if she can`t use it for the knitting ore kitchenwork,....i`m always helpfull to find a wear for it
By the way , do anyone have a better suggestion so she won`t be ****ed this year to ?
The Norsemen

you should buy her a brain. i'm sure you could find a use for that as well

How about English lessons , she could then teach you so, we could understand what the bleddy hell your on about.

Hi Grunt. Complains on my English ?.Well i could write Norwegian but i bett you would`nt understand a ****.I think most of the members are understanding what i`m writing .You must have to much beer running in youre bleddy beddy. However many of you English are writing and typing wrong to. See you have i bike .What?. I have a Vulcan 800, that`s an Kawasaki ,and same thoughts as you ,i like my two dogs ( Yorkshireterriers )moore than people that are trigging my temper.That kind of people i would like to,...#",¤¤##
The Norseman

nope. didnt catch a word of that.

maybe if u had written it in norwegian, at least then we could have stuck it through a translator

Complains on my English ?.

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Nah just taking the ****.

?.Well i could write Norwegian but i bett you would`nt understand a ****.

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Nah I understand ****. just don't understand Norwegian. Maybe Danish(it's the language of my ancestors. They were Vikings don't you know, on my fathers side anyway)

I think most of the members are understanding what i`m writing

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Don't know about that.

You must have to much beer running in youre bleddy beddy.

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Is that possible.

However many of you English are writing and typing wrong to.

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Yeh but no but yeh but, you see right.

See you have i bike .What?.

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Suzuki Bandit 1200. '73 Bonneville and a Rocket 3 in a featherbed frame.

,i like my two dogs

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I've one dog it's a sooner.

moore than people that are trigging my temper.That kind of people i would like to,...#",¤¤##

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Wot?

Hi again. Suzuki,?......No, but i would have gladly like to have the other two , that Triuph, and BSA..i remember the sound of them, not to be mention the sound of a Norton Commando . That was times .I like all English bikes and cars (almost) i have to admit. Thinking,.....I`m not sure if i spell the name on the first one correct. Does it any difference?
The Norseman

Can we get Gary Brun in as a translator..... he's a Brit living in Kraakstad.

Any two wheeled Jap vehicle of less than 999cc is a girls bike. Fact.

Sheddy said:

Can we get Gary Brun in as a translator..... he's a Brit living in Kraakstad.

Any two wheeled Jap vehicle of less than 999cc is a girls bike. Fact.

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i'm thinking that maybe the (of less than 999cc) is being sueperfalus. i not wrong ? yes? and i'm thinking that be of the may that coming from the norway the freezey chilled unheatness is being affecting the matter of the grey so i am talking like a bad ikea advert. most of the humble apopagees foring my bading spelling. back to me spliff i 'm now thinking

Isn't anyone going to ask what kind of dog a sooner is???????????

And yes you did spell Triumph wrong. A Triuph is an ancient herbal remedy which dates back to the medieval times, and involves wrapping your Penis in a dead goat.

D'you know what BSA stands for?

Bastards Stopped Again.

eh! ok what kind of dog is a sooner??

Thought you'd never ask.

It'd sooner **** inside than out.

ha ha ha ha har har har dee har har ltipadys