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ive been fooled!!! A wolf in sheeps clothing!!!
Never again will I open up and share my secrets !!! In a broken man!!! Not as broken as that day, regarding the stainless ****pot
 
Broke Again said:
God youm slow have you read it thoroughly saying that didn’t know you geordies could read
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Yes I'm slow!!! And can only read picture mainley!!! Yes I read it twice and showed Wor lass!!! And she didn't notice it either!! Saying that.. she probably thought I was giving the reacharound .. nowt surprises her at the mo
 
Weldy said:
Yes I'm slow!!! And can only read picture mainley!!! Yes I read it twice and showed Wor lass!!! And she didn't notice it either!! Saying that.. she probably thought I was giving the reacharound .. nowt surprises her at the mo
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You talk about your lass a lot post a picture so we can see who your talking about
 
Broke Again said:
You talk about your lass a lot post a picture so we can see who your talking about
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that's her getting a cheap tan before we went on holiday to whitleybay!! She's a bit flabby now though! Gained a few stone in the last Week!!
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Nig said:
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Ah divvnt associate mesel with the unwashed north of the tyne.
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Are yee part of the FBI or something.. it's obvious I'm from north of the tyne. But how the bugger did you know I didn't get washed..
big brother is watching us!
Anyway Nig. I feel honoured to have spoken to you . I have read a lot about you and I understand and have a connection with you.. But I feel I have to explained a few things to you. I have a mate from chilton, it's close to spennymoor.( he's actually from ferry hill but doesn't like to admit it, as he's turned into a snob) He thinks he's better than all of those in ferry hill because he bought his own telly with his own dole money and didn't get it from bright house or the Wonga man. Actually there is only one telly in ferry hill and they all take turns with it. It gets passed around the community but it depends on which burgler gets there first and the cycle continues.. simple life's but they enjoy it. anyhoo getting back to the point. You wouldn't know where it is and I doubt you even care. Anyhoo ! all I'm trying to say is they all look the same down there and have the same outlook on life and social skills you have. There is a full village of cloned Nigs. Obviously they will never live up to your standards as you are capable of basic English and you can use a Querty keyboard. Even if they could read and write they would struggle with the standard keyboard. as there isn't any keyboards designed for people with 7 fingers and a big toe for a thumb. Where was I? Oh explaining things. When I say "big brother is watching" I feel I have to jump in incase it confuses things like it did when I said that in chilton ( ferry hill). I said to My mate Karl (after he stole the cctv camera from the local super market) Well I say super market it's like Asda but only sells fags and white lightning cider. Oh! And His logic behind stealing the camera was he won't get caught when he robs it later.. anyhoo. I said" you better be careful as big brother is watching" lol
(Thinking I was being humorous) And he replied . "Me big brother is always watching iz mate, he's just waiting for me to finish banging me sister, So he can have a go"

It's the only village you can give your big brother a Father's Day card.
So all I'm trying to say is I can connect to you and I'm truly greatful for your kind comments. As I know that it must take a lot of concentration to type with webbed fingers
Kindest regards
Weldy
 
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Yer mates from Ferry hill near Spennymoor an chilton ?
Ah bet your a charva from meadow well wif ya pit bull an misspelt tats to only have one mate from so far south near smogland.
Ah bet yer garn doon his ter watch telly save yer lookin thru radio rentals winda eh ?
Divvnt worry yersel bout me typin wi me webbed hands mind, you just concentrate on yer hoofs marra ;)


And you an yer mate have nowt ter worry about. The polis will never identify yers cos ya all look the spit n dib in them parts ;)
 
Nig said:
Yer mates from Ferry hill near Spennymoor an chilton ?
Ah bet your a charva from meadow well wif ya pit bull an misspelt tats to only have one mate from so far south near smogland.
Ah bet yer garn doon his ter watch telly save yer lookin thru radio rentals winda eh ?
Divvnt worry yersel bout me typin wi me webbed hands mind, you just concentrate on yer hoofs marra ;)


And you an yer mate have nowt ter worry about. The polis will never identify yers cos ya all look the spit n dib in them parts ;)
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good to see ur back in the asylum ;):D

the noobs will learn not to poke the bear with a stick , or it might get interesting , Lmao
 
@Nig
Thank you for the kind reply!!
You have obviously done your research ..
Yes I am from the Meadowell. It's a lovely cosy town.. lit by the warm glow of burning cars and wheely bins..
there is always a kind neighbour who will give you happybacky on credit Until you get your giro cashed..
And again your very close to the truth.. I do have a baseball cap and my tracksuit bottoms are tucked into my socks..
The tatoo reference is spookily very close..
it could not be any more miss spelt.. I have Rachel tatooed across my stomach, but Wor lass is called Andrea .. how's that for a misspelling..
my only friend is indeed from all 3 places..
he keeps getting asbos and flits from town to town but the only thing your are wrong about is going down to his to watch telly..
If you had done more research you would have realised I own a 3.9 efi disco. So travelling down there is slightly impossible as I would miss the end of Jeremy Kyle because of all the breakdowns and over heating issues . Let along the 2 mpg.
But correct again on us all looking the same.
That's what happens when you all share the same genes..
Do you need me to explained what I mean by genes as I know you are not up to date on your general knowledge. You could always google it but I've heard you get side tracked easily looking for Sheep porn!!
but I will just let you think we only have one pair of Levi's and we all share them..
Thanks again for the thought you have put into the reply.. if I ever need any lessons on sheep preparation and tips on how to totally satisfy your sheep in bed I will let you know.
Take care and we will speak soon.
Kindest regards
Weldy
 
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Weldy said:
@Nig
Thank you for the kind reply!!
You have obviously done your research ..
Yes I am for the Meadowell. It's a lovely cosy town.. lit by the warm glow of burning cars and wheely bins..
there is always a kind neighbour who will give you happybacky on credit Until you get your giro cashed..
And again your very close to the truth.. I do have a baseball cap and my tracksuit bottoms are tucked into my socks..
The tatoo reference is spookily very close..
it could not be any more miss spelt.. I have Rachel tatooed across my stomach, but Wor lass is called Andrea .. how's that for a misspelling..
my only friend is indeed from all 3 places..
he keeps getting asbos and flits from town to town but the only thing your are wrong about is going down to his to watch telly..
If you had done more research you would have realised I own a 3.9 efi disco. So travelling down there is slightly impossible as I would miss the end of Jeremy Kyle because of all the breakdowns and over heating issues . Let along the 2 mpg.
But correct again on us all looking the same.
That's what happens when you all share the same genes..
Do you need me to explained what I mean by genes as I know you are not up to date on your general knowledge. You could always google it but I've heard you get side tracked easily looking for Sheep porn!!
but I will just let you think we only have one pair of Levi's and we all share them..
Thanks again for the thought you have put into the reply.. if I ever need any lessons on sheep preparation and tips on how to totally satisfy your sheep in bed I will let you know.
Take care and we will speak soon.
Kindest regards
Weldy
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Nee bovva, thanks fer the reply.
Levis ?
You been stealin from the metro centre with ya pal from ferry hill that ya met in the netty ?
 
Nig said:
I quite like this @Weldy
Bet he was a pikey off the waltzers in Spanish city though.
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Hahaha..
I am in deed that pikey!!
The Spanish city. That brings back memories. Pinching peoples hand bags and pretending im as hard as nails..
so is this a textual handshake to say we are friends?
Or do I have to sleep with one Eye open and a cork up my bum because you have loured me into a false sense of security
 
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I can get anything you want picnched.. how about a nice pair of sexy knickers for your wooly sex slave?
If your ever over at the metro centre.. go to the toilets in the yellow zone .. I will be in the second cubicle along.. there's a hole in the wall we can communicate through!!
 
Weldy said:
Hahaha..
I am in deed that pikey!!
The Spanish city. That brings back memories. Pinching peoples hand bags and pretending im as hard as nails..
so is this a textual handshake to say we are friends?
Or do I have to sleep with on Eye open and a cork up my bum because you have loured me into a false sense of security
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Stick a cork up yer arse if yer prefer ter suck like.
Am easy either way. Any holes a goal.
 
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