@Nig
Thank you for the kind reply!!
You have obviously done your research ..
Yes I am for the Meadowell. It's a lovely cosy town.. lit by the warm glow of burning cars and wheely bins..
there is always a kind neighbour who will give you happybacky on credit Until you get your giro cashed..
And again your very close to the truth.. I do have a baseball cap and my tracksuit bottoms are tucked into my socks..
The tatoo reference is spookily very close..
it could not be any more miss spelt.. I have Rachel tatooed across my stomach, but Wor lass is called Andrea .. how's that for a misspelling..
my only friend is indeed from all 3 places..
he keeps getting asbos and flits from town to town but the only thing your are wrong about is going down to his to watch telly..
If you had done more research you would have realised I own a 3.9 efi disco. So travelling down there is slightly impossible as I would miss the end of Jeremy Kyle because of all the breakdowns and over heating issues . Let along the 2 mpg.
But correct again on us all looking the same.
That's what happens when you all share the same genes..
Do you need me to explained what I mean by genes as I know you are not up to date on your general knowledge. You could always google it but I've heard you get side tracked easily looking for Sheep porn!!
but I will just let you think we only have one pair of Levi's and we all share them..
Thanks again for the thought you have put into the reply.. if I ever need any lessons on sheep preparation and tips on how to totally satisfy your sheep in bed I will let you know.
Take care and we will speak soon.
Kindest regards
Weldy