Other For all ex or serving military

tomcat59alan said:

Only one who claims to have been,she won't read this because she's blocked me allegedly.

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Ha! Me too.

doriz said:

She’ll be sharpening her truncheon right now. Having locked up all her close mates and having grassed on her colleagues she’ll be looking for another promotion angle.

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Her truncheon's her only mate.

I don't know what it's like now, but when I joined up military police had the lowest entry requirements of any corps in the army.

Tenebreaux said:

Ha! Me too.

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We're on a growing list but I suspect her has a quick peek now and again.

Tenebreaux said:

I don't know what it's like now, but when I joined up military police had the lowest entry requirements of any corps in the army.

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Knuckles dragging on the floor??

tomcat59alan said:

Knuckles dragging on the floor??

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Thought rockapes was lower than snowdrops. Then again when I saw GDs or dogbodies you do wonder.

Prince Thicko

When do they teach them to shave ?

biketeacherdave said:

When do they teach them to shave ?

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That's an advanced course post basic.

Tenebreaux said:

That's an advanced course post basic.

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Sunrise sunset sunrise sunset. Are yes that day when the bumfluff had to go for first parade inspection. The waft of various after shave rosy rip faces.

biketeacherdave said:

When do they teach them to shave ?

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Usually after their first period.

Wraf delights were fire extinguishers. Any ex firecrew on here might explain. Normally the red water types.

tomcat59alan said:

Knuckles dragging on the floor??

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Thought knuckle draggers were armourers

doriz said:

Thought knuckle draggers were armourers

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Paras.

doriz said:

Thought knuckle draggers were armourers

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I fort it were occifers, it's why they has gloves innit.

frog hopper said:

I fort it were occifers, it's why they has gloves innit.

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It because they were delicate creatures needing to be mollycoddle hence a batman with a cup of Horlicks. God on the other hand, was the SWO who wore white gloves to denote his deity gifts for finding dust on bullnights inspection the next day.

saxavordian said:

Wraf delights were fire extinguishers. Any ex firecrew on here might explain. Normally the red water types.

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you know that’s acid water don’t you ?

tomcat59alan said:

Cheers mate I've sent it to @kevstar

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Best laugh i have had all year. LOL

saxavordian said:

Prince Thicko View attachment 250750

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A proper cranker.

Dippypud said:

you know that’s acid water don’t you ?

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Not the liquid contents, I mean the gas discharger that expels the liquid. once used the firecrew refill the fire extinguisher and refitted a new gas discharger..