Emotional Roller Coaster

WTF is with this sonbitchbastardpigdog,Ish1tinitswhoremothersmilk. Why does it hate me so much? What have I done to offend it so much? Why do I spend so much time trying, giving you my money, my time, my object of wonton desire, bleeding on you, giving you everything, and still, still you reject my best efforts, WHY WHY WHY?
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.............................?

Why does the effing rear main mf seal not close????

lol, cos it's a landy it's good for me tho cos now my hubs thinks i'm fecking wonderful and not at all high maintenance compared to our series