Don't make it easy for them

foss

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• Mar 23, 2010

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This may already be done by most on here but dont leave your car keys in an easy to find place indoors!

My boss's friend was burgled last night & didnt find out until he woke this morning, to find his iphone, laptop & car keys missing from the kitchen & his A6 missing from his drive-keep them hidden!

He slept through the front door being stoved in

 

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sdkfz251

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• Apr 21, 2010

• #2

The police reply to this crime is dont take the keys upstairs with you otherwise they will come up to find them
Why cant they catch some of these pikey scumbags

 

Pikey

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• Apr 21, 2010

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Me mate had his 530i stolen bout 8years ago. They used a pole to hook his keys off the hallway table. :doh: Unlocked door and cleared all the chrissy pressies from under the tree. & escaped in his beemer

 

Pikey

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• Apr 21, 2010

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sdkfz251 said:

The police reply to this crime is dont take the keys upstairs with you otherwise they will come up to find them
Why cant they catch some of these pikey scumbags

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Highly unlikely as most of em are professional car thieves targeting specific cars. they follow the driver home and steal the car. Last thing they want is to get into a confrontation.

Anyway you want the fookers in the house. It's the only way yu can kill the bastids and get away with it. If they're driving off or legging it yu can't do **** to em.

 

BuzzLand

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• Apr 26, 2010

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sdkfz251 said:

The police reply to this crime is dont take the keys upstairs with you otherwise they will come up to find them
Why cant they catch some of these pikey scumbags

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The government clean-up squads would say that as they want citizens of this country to be slaves in their own homes!
Take 'em upstairs and lock your door.

Invest in a shotgun cert and weapon and if the dumb thieves are stupid enough to bust in through the door despite you telling them you're armed and ready.
Should they get inside then consider them starring candidates for the darwin awards.