Doncaster to Stafford/Warwick

storm99 said:

Anyone know where my guard is?

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i'm holding it hostage until you agree to become my sex slave

110woman said:

i'm holding it hostage until you agree to become my sex slave

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My folks taught me its a sin to lie...ouch, just trapped my willy in my shoelaces.

storm99 said:

My folks taught me its a sin to lie...ouch, just trapped my willy in my shoelaces.

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not nice to tease deprived and less fortunate individuals by "dangling" potent sexual imagry infront of them

110woman said:

not nice to tease deprived and less fortunate individuals by "dangling" potent sexual imagry infront of them

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How odd...just today i was thinking of changing my name, how does Dan Gleeballs sound?

storm99 said:

How odd...just today i was thinking of changing my name, how does Dan Gleeballs sound?

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if your balls truely bought glee then you would definately be Dan The Man

Oi Keymeister...are you putting that guard on your landy??

storm99 said:

Anyone know where my guard is?

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Storm, ive still got it mate. Had to do a bit of running around this week as the MOT suddenly reared its ugly head. All sorted now, so hopefully i'll pass it on whist i'm on my way back home from work this weekend

Lol..oops sorry keymeister...ok matey...let me know how you get on...i'm starting to lose track of bits i've got lying around the UK !!

No worries mate - I'm sure you'd send 110woman round to sort me out if I ever tried putting it on mine!!

Storm, your steering guard has just completed the next leg of it's journey. Contact Thekeymeister to arrange the next leg

LeadFarmer said:

Storm, your steering guard has just completed the next leg of it's journey. Contact Thekeymeister to arrange the next leg

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Smashing...well done and thanks

Hellllooooooooo