Does your Land Rover have a name?

Both of my previous discos came with names from the owners, one had a sticker, and the other was called ant due to number plate being J63 ANT. haven't named my latest one, don't think i will? Do you lot name yours?

my disco is "fknsonofawhorebitch workyoudamnbastard" but to be fair to the old truck, she rarely deserves it.

the passat is Mo, on account of her plate

Yeap named the Disco "The Crow" last bit of reg is KAW

Just call her 'The Landy' most of the time

the green thing or bastard thing if it dont start

Afraid so

My old Defender was named Jack by my daughter (she was 3 then)

This one is called Mattie After Mat on here as he helped me a lot when buying her

My Disco I am far too ladylike to tell you what that was called, honest

yep i have oufey glu arseholes and oy all number plate related and arseholes is charcter related bludddy thing wont start or move for anyone but me its amazing my mum drove it it ate through its battery terminal so it did not have to work etc etc

Lieutenant Colonel Huffington-Smythe (Retd)

The Beast Master Death Wagon. Named by just about everyone else but me, as I go hunting with it, when it works....

at the mo its called rusty because every bolt i try to undo is rusted solid or snaps

Normally called Beasty, sometimes called scrap

She's my baby, and I thank her after every trip!

the egg (94 fender)

flightless (85 fender)

NOA (76 lightweight)

CJ2a said:

yep i have oufey glu arseholes and oy all number plate related and arseholes is charcter related bludddy thing wont start or move for anyone but me its amazing my mum drove it it ate through its battery terminal so it did not have to work etc etc

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What the feck does that load of jumbled up words and ****e grammar mean exactly? ... Lost on me!

Junior - I transferred the reg off my old S1 to my Disco. A bit like family names passed down the generations. My grandad was Fred. My dad is Fred. It skipped a generation with me but I kept it going by calling my daughter Fred.

axle rod (my 4 year boy watches cars 2 all the time)

bencorkill said:

Both of my previous discos came with names from the owners, one had a sticker, and the other was called ant due to number plate being J63 ANT. haven't named my latest one, don't think i will? Do you lot name yours?

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Yes, but what did it say on the sticker?

There are stickers on parts of mine but they usually say 'NN0036/A' or 'XP451' or more ominously 'Britpart'. Not very edifying or even easy to pronounce. My girlfriend suggested calling it 'Hecate' but as we were driving on the motorway at the time I couldn't hear her properly and thought she was saying 'rickety', which may be more appropriate.

Mines called bargain

Mine is called Louise. It is an old friends middle name as the P38 really fitted the friends personality. 99% of the time I want to smack her in the face with a shovel, but that 1% just makes up for the rest of the time.