Defender Defender security

Croyland999 · Jul 24, 2023

This has been a brilliant security product as a tracker and immobiliser. Www.DefenderDefender.co.uk Flexibility with alerts and geofencing suits me. But it has stopped working. The company says it is a global issue and all their devices have stopped. After more than ten days I am increasingly concerned as I don’t want my machine to disappear. Any thoughts welcome!

JUKE179r · Jul 24, 2023

Get a couple Apple Air Tags … or a Glock.

Shippers · Jul 24, 2023

Cancel your direct debit till they sort it

Croyland999 · Jul 26, 2023

Croyland999 said:
This has been a brilliant security product as a tracker and immobiliser. Www.DefenderDefender.co.uk Flexibility with alerts and geofencing suits me. But it has stopped working. The company says it is a global issue and all their devices have stopped. After more than ten days I am increasingly concerned as I don’t want my machine to disappear. Any thoughts welcome!

As suddenly as it stopped, after 12 days it has restarted. Hoping for a refund on the Glock.

RedFeend · Aug 17, 2023

Hello Croyland

I live in a place with the modern version of your name. I have a device from the same company in a 300tdi. Would you mind telling me what sort of things set off the vibration alert. Thanks.

lynall · Aug 17, 2023

Croyland999 said:
As suddenly as it stopped, after 12 days it has restarted. Hoping for a refund on the Glock.

12 minutes is taking the psis never mind 12 days.
Just imagine what can happen to a stolen land rover in 12 days!

miktdish · Aug 17, 2023

RedFeend said:
Hello Croyland

I live in a place with the modern version of your name. I have a device from the same company in a 300tdi. Would you mind telling me what sort of things set off the vibration alert. Thanks.

Sex in the back
Strangling a cat on the roof
Farting
Talking like an Italian
Energeticaly eating a crunchy thing
Trying to flick a wasp out the drivers window

RedFeend · Aug 17, 2023

miktdish said:
Sex in the back
Strangling a cat on the roof
Farting
Talking like an Italian
Energeticaly eating a crunchy thing
Trying to flick a wasp out the drivers window

Ho ho. Only room for vertically challenged people to have sex in the back of a 90, especially a county.
Strangling a cat? You’d have to stand beside it on a step ladder. If you stood on the roof, it’d likely cave in.
Farting…….male flatus, quite possibly.
Eating a crunchy thing. Is your name Freddie Starr?
I’ll accept the wasp thing. Been there, done that quite a few times in forty years of Land Rover ownership.

I should have worded my query differently and asked ‘do the things listed in the device’s info/publicity actually set the vibration alert off’? I’m having a ‘difference of opinion’ with the offshoot of Gloucester Land Rover who sell them. It would be handy to swap notes with someone else who has a hard wired version installed.

PS Are you a little person, or did you end up with a ton of bruises and a bad back……or both?

RedFeend · Aug 17, 2023

miktdish said:
Sex in the back
Strangling a cat on the roof
Farting
Talking like an Italian
Energeticaly eating a crunchy thing
Trying to flick a wasp out the drivers window

Ho ho. Only room for vertically challenged people to have sex in the back of a 90, especially a county.
Strangling a cat? You’d have to stand beside it on a step ladder. If you stood on the roof, it’d likely cave in.
Farting…….male flatus, quite possibly.
Eating a crunchy thing. Mmmm same thing

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