crimbo plans

dont we lead exciting lives?

who is up for a bungy jump off the Forth road bridge(with or without bungy).
standing naked in the middle of the M25 shouting "who wants my turkey".
or taking the mother in law to see "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"

I'll do the bungy jump with a bungy rope thou.

parp!! wimp...i once jumped off a fifty foot ladder, wiff no rope, onto tarmac

hmmmmm well...........I'll stick to being a whimp then.

it wur just from the bottom rung

I stepped of a step ladder the wrong way once!
I was doing a window display in a Florist's I used to work in. I was on the top of the ladder, I forgot I had turned round. I then stepped backwards to go down the ladder and kept going!!!
Good job the ladder was only 5ft ish tall and I have long legs, would have bloody hurt meself otherwise!

its a good job you aint a daddy

yella disco said:

i am staying at home with the doris and kids and doing as im told, then i have a week off work, but the doris is working so it looks like a week of unpaid child minding

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Sit them down with the new toys, and work on your series...

I'd have trouble being one of them.............mind you I can't even be a mummy! But that's a whole different story. LOL!!

Not Egyptian are yu?

Funny you should say that My Gods are.

lets get one thing straight pussy, there is nothing funny about anything that cilla says

shall i shut up and go away now?

I think I will go away instead, leave you guys to do your own thing for a while.