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I dropped Owl off for a wallet fleecing today, and to my surprise (haha)
they didn't give me a supercharged RR to drive home in.

No.

They gave me some gutless blue box. Pretty color. I like the GPS - pity it
thinks my postcode is in Peterborough somewhere The interior is horrible.
Who designed it? Someone with a tacky plastic fetish?

When I turned the key I was greeted with a pretty picture of a book (or is
it an open wallet) and some nonsense about the gearbox not being able switch
modes. Great. 1500 miles on the clock! Oh and speaking of clocks - where oh
where is the one that tells the time?

Press the loud pedal....wait....wait some more and finally move off. Wheeeee
we are driving. Oh I need to stop. I wasn't aware I had to radio
ahead......unimpressed.

Clatter clatter clatter. Can I have my RR back now please?

Here ends my review of that abortion dubbed "Discovery 3"

--
Neil

P.S. Bill loks like it might be close to £2000.....OH MY GOD.


 
During stardate Wed, 26 Oct 2005 16:52:57 +0000 (UTC), "Neffalump"
<[email protected]> uttered the imortal words:

>I dropped Owl off for a wallet fleecing today, and to my surprise (haha)
>they didn't give me a supercharged RR to drive home in.
>
>No.
>
>They gave me some gutless blue box. Pretty color. I like the GPS - pity it
>thinks my postcode is in Peterborough somewhere The interior is horrible.
>Who designed it? Someone with a tacky plastic fetish?
>
>When I turned the key I was greeted with a pretty picture of a book (or is
>it an open wallet) and some nonsense about the gearbox not being able switch
>modes. Great. 1500 miles on the clock! Oh and speaking of clocks - where oh
>where is the one that tells the time?
>
>Press the loud pedal....wait....wait some more and finally move off. Wheeeee
>we are driving. Oh I need to stop. I wasn't aware I had to radio
>ahead......unimpressed.
>
>Clatter clatter clatter. Can I have my RR back now please?
>
>Here ends my review of that abortion dubbed "Discovery 3"

What spec and ingine?

Do they do v8 anythings these days? Or are they all derv demolishers.

I don't know because it's on a need to know basis... I don't need to
know for at least 5 years I recon.

Lee D
--
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

www.lrproject.com
'76 101 Camper
'64 88" IIa V8 Auto
'97 Disco ES Auto LPG'd
'01 Laguna
 
In message <[email protected]>, Lee_D
<[email protected]> writes
>During stardate Wed, 26 Oct 2005 16:52:57 +0000 (UTC), "Neffalump"
><[email protected]> uttered the imortal words:
>
>>I dropped Owl off for a wallet fleecing today, and to my surprise (haha)
>>they didn't give me a supercharged RR to drive home in.
>>
>>No.
>>
>>They gave me some gutless blue box. Pretty color. I like the GPS - pity it
>>thinks my postcode is in Peterborough somewhere The interior is horrible.
>>Who designed it? Someone with a tacky plastic fetish?
>>
>>When I turned the key I was greeted with a pretty picture of a book (or is
>>it an open wallet) and some nonsense about the gearbox not being able switch
>>modes. Great. 1500 miles on the clock! Oh and speaking of clocks - where oh
>>where is the one that tells the time?
>>
>>Press the loud pedal....wait....wait some more and finally move off. Wheeeee
>>we are driving. Oh I need to stop. I wasn't aware I had to radio
>>ahead......unimpressed.
>>
>>Clatter clatter clatter. Can I have my RR back now please?
>>
>>Here ends my review of that abortion dubbed "Discovery 3"

> What spec and ingine?
>
>Do they do v8 anythings these days? Or are they all derv demolishers.
>
>I don't know because it's on a need to know basis... I don't need to
>know for at least 5 years I recon.
>
>Lee D
>--

Didn't V8 production cease a little while ago? Could explain why the
value of my 50th Ann 90 with 4.0 V8 keeps on going north.
--
hugh
Reply to address is valid at the time of posting
 

"Neffalump" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I dropped Owl off for a wallet fleecing today, and to my surprise (haha)
> they didn't give me a supercharged RR to drive home in.
>
> No.
>
> They gave me some gutless blue box. Pretty color. I like the GPS - pity it
> thinks my postcode is in Peterborough somewhere The interior is horrible.
> Who designed it? Someone with a tacky plastic fetish?
>
> When I turned the key I was greeted with a pretty picture of a book (or is
> it an open wallet) and some nonsense about the gearbox not being able

switch
> modes. Great. 1500 miles on the clock! Oh and speaking of clocks - where

oh
> where is the one that tells the time?
>
> Press the loud pedal....wait....wait some more and finally move off.

Wheeeee
> we are driving. Oh I need to stop. I wasn't aware I had to radio
> ahead......unimpressed.
>
> Clatter clatter clatter. Can I have my RR back now please?
>
> Here ends my review of that abortion dubbed "Discovery 3"
>
> --
> Neil
>
> P.S. Bill loks like it might be close to £2000.....OH MY GOD.
>
>



Bummer !!!

When my 110 packed up in France, nice little man from Land Rover Assist
dropped of a brand new Jaguar AWD 3 litre estate ( had it for 6 days )
was nice to get the 110 back though !!!


 
Neffalump muttered summat about:

> I dropped Owl off for a wallet fleecing today, and to my surprise
> (haha) they didn't give me a supercharged RR to drive home in.
>
> No.
>
> They gave me some gutless blue box. Pretty color. I like the GPS -
> pity it thinks my postcode is in Peterborough somewhere The interior
> is horrible. Who designed it? Someone with a tacky plastic fetish?


Disco 2 had every bit as much plastic

> When I turned the key I was greeted with a pretty picture of a book
> (or is it an open wallet) and some nonsense about the gearbox not
> being able switch modes. Great. 1500 miles on the clock! Oh and
> speaking of clocks - where oh where is the one that tells the time?


In the centre console by the climate control switches.

> Press the loud pedal....wait....wait some more and finally move off.


Must be in the wrong gearbox mode. Put it in sports mode and it will
literally spin the wheels off a standing start.

> Wheeeee we are driving. Oh I need to stop. I wasn't aware I had to
> radio ahead......unimpressed.


Shame, they are a bloody good bit of kit, both on and off road. Look at it
this way, there are loads on the road and a waiting list. Love them or hate
them they are what is saving Landrover. Doesn't matter how much you love
your old RR it doesn't keep the marque going.

As for RR sport it has Disco3 chassis and most of the disco3 interior, do go
well though.

> Clatter clatter clatter. Can I have my RR back now please?
>
> Here ends my review of that abortion dubbed "Discovery 3"


Sounds like you must have had one that has been abused. I really like then.
My fathers goes really well, he is on his 4th disco (after 2 RRs) and he
recons its the best vehicle he has ever driven. I've driven it and it doesnt
half shift!

--
Graham

101 GS
101 Rad Bod


 
Lee_D muttered summat about:

> Do they do v8 anythings these days? Or are they all derv demolishers.


No, V8 is still available. All the G4 ones are V8!

> I don't know because it's on a need to know basis... I don't need to
> know for at least 5 years I recon.


Can't recommend them enough. I'm a convert, esp with the tdv6 over td5, much
better engine!

--
Graham

101 GS
101 Rad Bod


 
hugh muttered summat about:

> Didn't V8 production cease a little while ago? Could explain why the
> value of my 50th Ann 90 with 4.0 V8 keeps on going north.


Rover V8 production did, the new D3 and RR have a Jag V8 (or derivative
there of).

--
Graham

101 GS
101 Rad Bod


 
GG> Disco 2 had every bit as much plastic

Not in such a large "chunk" as the D3. I'm no fan of Ford interiors - and
this is a classic one.

GG> In the centre console by the climate control switches.

Oh - you mean the radio display?! Silly me - and it's in such a nice
place....

GG> Must be in the wrong gearbox mode. Put it in sports mode and it will
GG> literally spin the wheels off a standing start.

IMHO it should not need smoke mode to make it perform. I rarely use Sport
mode on my V8 RR3. Oh and if it does spin the wheels then there's something
wrong with the terrapin response.....it should be impossible to wheelspin
the vehicle on dry tarmac.

??>> Wheeeee we are driving. Oh I need to stop. I wasn't aware I had to
??>> radio ahead......unimpressed.

My "old" RR3 :) Hehe. I'm no convert. But to be fair - I despise diesel,
and I think this TDV6 is still underpowered for the vehicle. Bring on the V8
diesel that is soon to be showcased in the RR3 :)

GG> As for RR sport it has Disco3 chassis and most of the disco3 interior,
GG> do go well though.

...and one of the reasons people are going back to the RR3 over the
sport...is the interior.

GG> Sounds like you must have had one that has been abused. I really like
GG> then. My fathers goes really well, he is on his 4th disco (after 2 RRs)
GG> and he recons its the best vehicle he has ever driven. I've driven it
GG> and it doesnt half shift!

I don't expect buggy software, knackered gearbox switch modes and other
foibles in a 1500 mile vehicle. If this is the best that Ford can produce
after all this time, then quite franky they can continue thinking my D1 has
HDC ...... muppets.

--
Neil


 
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:08:22 +0000 (UTC), "Neil Brownlee"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>I don't expect buggy software, knackered gearbox switch modes and other
>foibles in a 1500 mile vehicle.


****e init? Doesn't even leak oil on the driveway. Not a proper
Landie. (BTW, I actually quite like the D3. Reckon they gave you a
known duff).


--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005
 
I appear to have managed to break the horn on Owl. Can't imagine how - can't
have had anything to do with wading up to the windscreen in Salsibury runny
mud..... I'll say one thing for it - leaks into external components aside
(i.e. headlights) - the engine bay was still clean!

--
Neil

P.S. Still living in fear of the phonecall with the final bill....


 
Neil Brownlee muttered summat about:

>> Disco 2 had every bit as much plastic

>
> Not in such a large "chunk" as the D3. I'm no fan of Ford interiors -
> and this is a classic one.


Afraid I'd disagree, althought the entry level models are worse than the
HSE. Besides, I never understand how people can say the interior is all
plastic. Interiors are always plastic, they have been for twenty years. The
only ones that aren't are the military ones (defenders) and even they have a
bit. Surely its better than the plastic wood trim they used to use (and many
still do). What do you suggest they make it from, besides it is quite
obviously what the market wants as everyone on the market is the same.

>> In the centre console by the climate control switches.

>
> Oh - you mean the radio display?! Silly me - and it's in such a nice
> place....


Don't see your point really, its visible enough and tells the time what more
is there??

>> Must be in the wrong gearbox mode. Put it in sports mode and it will
>> literally spin the wheels off a standing start.

>
> IMHO it should not need smoke mode to make it perform. I rarely use
> Sport mode on my V8 RR3. .


You shouldn't need to. I never got out of normal mode with the one I drove.
Went bloody well I thought. Besides all that, you cannot seriously be
telling me that you expect the best out of a car that has only done 1500
miles???? An engine won't have loosened up properly til it gets around
10,000 miles.

Oh and if it does spin the wheels then
> there's something wrong with the terrapin response.....it should be
> impossible to wheelspin the vehicle on dry tarmac


Did I say dry tarmac?? Besides no its not impossible, you should spend some
time with LR testers, believe me they can do it!

Another thing, you are comparing a £35,000 vehicle with a £50,000 vehicle
and telling me its not quite as good, bit of a no brainer that one!

>>> Wheeeee we are driving. Oh I need to stop. I wasn't aware I had to
>>> radio ahead......unimpressed.

>
> My "old" RR3 :) Hehe. I'm no convert. But to be fair - I despise
> diesel, and I think this TDV6 is still underpowered for the vehicle.
> Bring on the V8 diesel that is soon to be showcased in the RR3 :)


Couldn't agree more, it is underpowered, cos the ruddy thing weighs 2.8t!!
The V8 petrol doesn't go much better in it either. As for the V8 diesel, LR
engineers tell me that its unlikely to ever go in the Disco. Same as the
TdV6 isn't going in the new defender (big shame).

>> As for RR sport it has Disco3 chassis and most of the disco3
>> interior, do go well though.

>
> ..and one of the reasons people are going back to the RR3 over the
> sport...is the interior.


Again you are comparing the RR sport that comes in at the same price as a D3
and below the RR with the top of the line one, its ever likely to fall
short. Have you seen the RR4 interior yet? You won't be a happy bunny if
they follow through the designs I've seen.

>> Sounds like you must have had one that has been abused. I really like
>> then. My fathers goes really well, he is on his 4th disco (after 2
>> RRs) and he recons its the best vehicle he has ever driven. I've
>> driven it and it doesnt half shift!

>
> I don't expect buggy software, knackered gearbox switch modes and
> other foibles in a 1500 mile vehicle.

Are you having a laugh?? The RR was voted the one of the most unreliable
cars in the JD power survey (don't you remember all the troubles with the
P38s?), as was the D2 and freelander when they were launched, they had
bugger all to do with ford.

As far as I'm concerned (and LR staff will tell you this, reluctantly), ford
have saved an ailing company that was fast heading the way of MGRover. The
new generation of LRs that have been developed by ford are the most reliable
vehicles LR has produced in a good few years (and there are LR statistics to
back that up). Not to mention the fact that they are shifting greater
numbers than they have in years. What would you rather, the marque carrying
on into the future or disappearing? Lets not forget here about the marques
in the ford stable; Mazda, Lincoln, Jaguar, Volvo, LR, Aston Martin, they
are huge global players and produce some of the best premium end cars in the
world. They have renewed LRs place in the market place as a global player
with a premium product. Like it or not, they are here to stay and if you
wish to support the brand in the future then you will be buying a ford
derived product, that shouldn't be seen as a bad thing.

If this is the best that Ford
> can produce after all this time, then quite franky they can continue
> thinking my D1 has HDC ...... muppets.


Sure thats not the muppets in the LR garage? You cannot blame garage muppets
for not knowing. I work in the Ag machinery industry primarily for one
brand. In the current line up there are over 40 models, they have been out 2
years previous to that there were 40 models that were out for 5 years. Long
story short if you take the last ten years thats 135 models I'm supposed to
be an expert on in the eyes of the customer. That might be do-able, however
within the group are 2 further brands, we also cover a further 33
franchises. In my current portfolio I have over 1300 products, over the last
ten years that would account for approx 3500 products, and customers get
upset when we do not know every little thing about their particular machine
that was bought ten years ago. Its bloody hard enough keeping up with todays
line up without all those that have gone before and I'm sure its much the
same in the car industry.
--
Graham

101 GS
101 Rad Bod


 
Graham,

Thanks for the mail ;-) However - I was actually comparing the D3 to my D1
and to an extent my Freelander. I know it's just silly comparing it to the
RR....

Was the RR3 voted unreliable? I seem to recall hearing that it was possibly
one of the only Land Rovers to roll off off the production line without
*major* faults..in either software or hardware in it's first year? But as I
do not watch TV I can't say for sure if that is right :(

--
Neil


 
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 06:21:32 +0000 (UTC), "Neffalump" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>
>Was the RR3 voted unreliable?


A £2000 service does not suggest a paragon of
"not-going-wrong-edness". :)

<Curious> What are you having done to it?

David

 
The service was a small portion of the job. I needed a new headlight (filled
with mud), new discs and pads (not as cheap as Piglets :( ), a new reach
motor, a new horn (filled with mud....), some diagnostic work doing on the
entertainment system (I had a 3rd party installer fit some extra
stuff...silly me) and some other stuff. Labour was the killer on this
one.... :(

Nothing there, apart from the reach motor, was a surprise to me.

Last time he goes main dealer.

--
Neil



 
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 08:46:41 +0000 (UTC), "Neil Brownlee"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>The service was a small portion of the job. I needed a new headlight (filled
>with mud), new discs and pads (not as cheap as Piglets :( ), a new reach
>motor, a new horn (filled with mud....), some diagnostic work doing on the
>entertainment system (I had a 3rd party installer fit some extra
>stuff...silly me) and some other stuff. Labour was the killer on this
>one.... :(
>
>Nothing there, apart from the reach motor, was a surprise to me.
>
>Last time he goes main dealer.

Not knowing what a "reach motor" was I stuck it into Google which
found this
http://www.alldata.com/TSB/68/02680107.html
suggesting there are a couple of relevant service bulletins.

Don't know if this implies a design fault.

David
 
Neffalump muttered summat about:

> Graham,
>
> Thanks for the mail ;-) However - I was actually comparing the D3 to
> my D1 and to an extent my Freelander. I know it's just silly
> comparing it to the RR....


Hmmm, well either way, I would have thought the new one would be alot better
than either of those, no offense. Father seems convinced having owned one of
all preceeding models. Have to say, wasn't struck by desighn when I first
saw it, but now I've got used to it I actually prefer it. Despite your
negative findings, they really have put some work into designing it. 18mths
previous to launch they gathered many LR owners together for input (father
was one of about 100). Many of the things that were brought up (apparently)
have been addressed from their prototypes. Its inevitable that they will
never please everyone, but surely the numbers and great press response
speaks for its self?

> Was the RR3 voted unreliable? I seem to recall hearing that it was
> possibly one of the only Land Rovers to roll off off the production
> line without *major* faults..in either software or hardware in it's
> first year? But as I do not watch TV I can't say for sure if that is
> right :(


Note 165 & 167
http://www.carmodifying.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/JDPower.htm

Note 85 & 96
http://www.whatcar.com/News_SpecialReport.asp?NA_ID=217350&EL_ID=3142817

http://www.reliabilityindex.co.uk/search_results.html?apc=311

http://www.whatcar.co.uk/BestBuys_Home.asp?RG=8

Says it all I recon.

--
Graham

101 GS
101 Rad Bod


 
GG> Note 165 & 167
GG> http://www.carmodifying.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/JDPower.htm

^ That is 2 years before the model I own was released....

GG> Note 85 & 96
GG>
http://www.whatcar.com/News_SpecialReport.asp?NA_ID=217350&EL_ID=3142817

^ Same again - the P38a ... NOT the L322 that I own....

GG> http://www.reliabilityindex.co.uk/search_results.html?apc=311
GG> http://www.whatcar.co.uk/BestBuys_Home.asp?RG=8

GG> Says it all I recon.

It does look :
http://www.whatcar.co.uk/RoadTest_quickSearchResult.asp?RT=183728

" Quality & reliability
Signs are good for improved reliability"

I fear you are mixing up the P38a (which was full of typical LR holes) with
the L322 which BMW built....

--
Neil


 
On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 08:45:45 +0000 (UTC), "Neffalump" <[email protected]>
wrote:

> GG> Note 165 & 167
> GG> http://www.carmodifying.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/JDPower.htm
>


Any particular reason your quoting is fecked Neil?

Yeah, some think it's leet to do it this way, others just think, as I,
that it's ****.


--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005
 
Yeah,

I had to use outlook feckpress ;-) Don't normally.....but my proper PC is
sick :(

--
Neil


 
Neffalump muttered summat about:

> ^ Same again - the P38a ... NOT the L322 that I own....
> I fear you are mixing up the P38a (which was full of typical LR
> holes) with the L322 which BMW built....


previous quote "The RR was voted the one of the most
> unreliable cars in the JD power survey (don't you remember all the
> troubles with the P38s?), as was the D2 and freelander when they were
> launched, they had bugger all to do with ford"


Didn't mention RR3, although I appreciate that you did in reply. I agree
they do seem to have got it sussed with the RR3. I was merely pointing out
that you cannot blame ford for LR faults. Indeed the vehicles under the Ford
banner have been the most reliable for years. Secondly it is not
neccissarily the fault of the designers if a car proves unreliable its very
often the blokes on the line. Take Emma's MG, it is based on the old Rover
200, little had changed in the design. The 200 was a good car, bland but
reliable enough. Emma's MG however has been plagued by problems; the air
intake sucked water into the engine, cos it had never been connected and
dragged on the floor, the power steering pipes burst cos soeone had
forgotten to put a bracket on that stopped them rubbing on the suspention,
she kept getting shocks through the bodywork cos the earth hadn't been
connected, the heated rear window packed up because the wires had been
pinched in the hinge, I could go on. A one off you say, I could give you the
names of 6 other people who had similar problems.

Third and final point, initial thread was about D3 and in that respect I
have yet to read anything seriosly negative about them, and in everything I
have read it says they are the benchmark for LR. Honestly yhtink you must
have been given a dud cos I know a lot of people with them who haven't had
any trouble at all. Much improved on the D2 which had loads of problems,
although the facelift one was much better.

TBH if the only thing you found was a faulty sender switch or the like, in
what is essentially a brand new (design wise) vehicle from the ground up,
then I recon thats pretty good. You get niggles with most new vehicles in
the first few months of ownership.

--
Graham

101 GS
101 Rad Bod


 
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