CHAVS!!

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As I get older (in my mid 30's now) I find myself doing/saying all the
things I remember my Dad doing/saying....

Radio 1 - what's that racket about?..I simply can't understand the language
most shop assistants are using....etc etc...

Now I've found I've been faced with another one....What exactly is a CHAV?

It seems to have become used much more widely on TV and in the papers lately
and from what I understand seems to be related in some way to Burberry check
clothing (Much to Burberrys constanation it appears).

Is it a regional thing or is it a new word for something or other, please
enlighten me:)

Muddy


 
Alan Mudd wrote:

> As I get older (in my mid 30's now) I find myself doing/saying all the
> things I remember my Dad doing/saying....
>
> Radio 1 - what's that racket about?..I simply can't understand the
> language most shop assistants are using....etc etc...
>


That's me since age 10. I think I was prematurely fogey.


> Now I've found I've been faced with another one....What exactly is a CHAV?


What used to be known as a "ned". The new teen-to-twenty-somethign scum brat
generation.

They seem to fill a space one of my friends refers to as "Breeder" - not a
parent, merely people who breed and then fail to take cre of the kids,
while also embodying all the crap of previous generations.

P.

http://www.chavscum.co.uk

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"George Spigot" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Richard Brookman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> So Stuart Adair was, like
>>
>> > BADGER FOR PRIME MINISTER !!!

>>
>> Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
>> Mushroom

>
> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
>

LOL, Austin pointed me to that one once before. Made me laugh again though,
I'd forgotten all about it. ta for that.

Badger.
a.f.l. candidate for next P.M., allegedly! Well, I'm out of a job come
September.......... who knows? LOL!


 

"Martin Edwards" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> >1. Start vetting who we let into the country. (Not being racist, just
>>realistic! The welfare state is very close to collapse as it is)

>
> where do you stop, most of us in the UK are immigrants if you go back far
> enough


I agree, we are, but like it or not, as I said it has to stop (or at the
very least, reduce considerably) somewhere and soon, or there won't be a
welfare state for any of us!

>>2. Re-introduce national service - discipline the little feckers and make
>>them understand the meaning of discipline! A good days work for a decent
>>days pay is something they really should learn!

>
> do we really want to give these gits weapons training?


I didn't say give them weapon training, although it might actually teach
them just how dangerous a weapon can be if used wrongly. Once they've been
in for 2 or 3 years (of their 5 or 6 years service), a selective process
would ensure (hopefully!) that only the safer ones were trained for weapons.
This would instil a competitive spirit amongst them as this would be seen as
some form of "right of passage", hopefully helping to improve maturity by
competition.

>>3. Rash move - pull out of Europe before the eurocrats totally take over

> and
>>we loose all control to the do-gooders!

>
> Naw, the looney left started all this before the eu started messing us
> about


Personally, I think the EU has too much power over us as it stands. I really
think that with a decent, uncorrupt government we would fare better on our
own. Oh, and fill in that bloody channel tunnel!!!!!!! <Grin>

>>4. Build more prisons and make prison a proper removal of liberty, it's
>>meant to be a punishment for god's sakes, not a bleedin' holiday camp!
>>make
>>the sentences longer as well, this would prevent a lot of re-offenders.

>
> Sadly not if you believe the press. People with records cant get jobs so
> they go & nick stuff......


Not if they're banged up, they don't! And if they know they'll be banged up
for 5 years for nicking as much as a pint of milk off a doorstep - in a
prison cell that provides a bed, toilet and sink with no telly, radio,
computer, phone etc etc - then there's a seriously reduced chance of them
re-offending.

>>5. Bring back the power of the beat bobby to administer some on-the-spot
>>justice, i.e. a good clout around the lug without fear of being sued for
>>assault.

>
> Yup. tried that here in Ulster. 30 years of peaceful living here
> certainly.... or am I thinking of somewhere else?


Hmmmm.... methinks that your average clout on the lug or kick up the arse
probably wouldn't work against guns and petrol bombs. No offence intended. I
get your drift, but my comment was meant more towards the cheeky little kid
that just knocked the old pensioner's hat off etc.

>>6. Introduce a classless form of transport for all. Now lets see - ah,
>>yes,
>>I know, let's all drive landrovers!! LOL.

>
> NO NO NO NO NO 2nd hand landies are too dear already. they'd be FAR to
> dear
> if it was compulsory to own em!
>

Ok, valid point. Suppose we could introduce a cheap form of semi-self-build
motor, what about a fibreglass body with a lawnmower engine? Nope, the
Trabby has been and gone! Hey, howsabout I appoint you as my transport
minister, then it'll be your problem to sort out? LOL
Badger.


 
What a stunning and enlightening website, I was starting to feel alone in
the fact that I seem to be surrounded by these people.

I live in Caterham, I used to live in Coulsdon and Purley but each time I
move I get 5 miles or so further out of London. We have now had Two complete
Chav families move in close by, that's three generations in one home, this
website has scored almost 100% hit rates on my new neighbours! - We're
looking for somewhere else to live....might have to go as far as East
Grinstead this time....

I recently went shopping in Croydon (a bad mistake I now realise) and I was
in a phone shop trying to replace my old and worn out phone, I simply
couldn't understand what the guy was saying to me, I'm quite sure He was
speaking English, it just wasn't a form of English I was familiar with. I
had to excuse myself and explain as politely as possible that I simply
didn't understand him (all the time conscious that I could be arrested any
moment for extreme prejudice or racism).

All in all it is horribly frustrating that this is going on, I feel
threatened when I'm in these places surrounded by these people, I'm not
worried about them per se, what I do worry about is the fact that legally
I'm probably not in a position where I could defend myself if the need arose
without expecting to be prosecuted for something or other......something
somewhere has gone horribly wrong, I've seen the way these kids address
police, teachers and people who hold positions that were generally respected
when I was a kid.....

Oh no, now I really do sound like my dad, another 5 years and I'll be
dancing like him too no doubt...:)

Muddy


> They seem to fill a space one of my friends refers to as "Breeder" - not a
> parent, merely people who breed and then fail to take cre of the kids,
> while also embodying all the crap of previous generations.
>
> P.
>
> http://www.chavscum.co.uk
>



 
Badger wrote:

> a.f.l. candidate for next P.M., allegedly! Well, I'm out of a job come
> September.......... who knows? LOL!
>

Emigrate to the antipodes - we need a new PM with your outlook too.

--
EMB
 
On or around Sat, 20 Nov 2004 23:32:12 +0000 (UTC), "Badger"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>Not if they're banged up, they don't! And if they know they'll be banged up
>for 5 years for nicking as much as a pint of milk off a doorstep - in a
>prison cell that provides a bed, toilet and sink with no telly, radio,
>computer, phone etc etc - then there's a seriously reduced chance of them
>re-offending.


well, personally, i reckon we shoudl bring back hanging for petty theft,
meself, the feckers won't re-offend then. Or transport 'em all to Oz. Oh,
no, we can't do that any more, can we. Bugger. Ok, penal colony on the
moon, a la Heinlein.




:) for the humour impaired.


 

"Austin Shackles" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On or around Sat, 20 Nov 2004 23:32:12 +0000 (UTC), "Badger"
> <[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>
>>Not if they're banged up, they don't! And if they know they'll be banged
>>up
>>for 5 years for nicking as much as a pint of milk off a doorstep - in a
>>prison cell that provides a bed, toilet and sink with no telly, radio,
>>computer, phone etc etc - then there's a seriously reduced chance of them
>>re-offending.

>
> well, personally, i reckon we shoudl bring back hanging for petty theft,
> meself, the feckers won't re-offend then. Or transport 'em all to Oz.
> Oh,
> no, we can't do that any more, can we. Bugger. Ok, penal colony on the
> moon, a la Heinlein.
>
>
>
>
> :) for the humour impaired.
>

Austin, I hereby appoint you as Home Secretary - come the revolution!
Badger.


 
Badger wrote:

> Nige, I am pretty much in agreement. However, I see the answer as
> follows. 1. Start vetting who we let into the country. (Not being racist, just
> realistic! The welfare state is very close to collapse as it is)


Too true, too many Albanian thugs & pimps around for my liking

> 2. Re-introduce national service - discipline the little feckers and
> make them understand the meaning of discipline! A good days work for
> a decent days pay is something they really should learn!


Bloody good point, I think it would have helped me in my youth & am sure it would keep these ****s in
cheack.

> 3. Rash move - pull out of Europe before the eurocrats totally take
> over and we loose all control to the do-gooders!


The Europe thing dosent bother me much, but all the bull**** does.

> 4. Build more prisons and make prison a proper removal of liberty,
> it's meant to be a punishment for god's sakes, not a bleedin' holiday
> camp! make the sentences longer as well, this would prevent a lot of
> re-offenders.


Keep prisoners in police type cells & not the type i have seen when visiting prison through work. TV's &
the whole 9 yards!

> 5. Bring back the power of the beat bobby to administer some
> on-the-spot justice, i.e. a good clout around the lug without fear of
> being sued for assault.


I have a good few mates who are in the Police, one has just passed his inspectors exam, so he's not a
newbie. They all say the same, but it's not goping to happen.

> 6. Introduce a classless form of transport for all. Now lets see -
> ah, yes, I know, let's all drive landrovers!! LOL.
> Badger.
>
> P.S. Point 6 not serious. Or is it...... <grin>


hehe

Nige
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Range Rover Classic (Monty)

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Alan Mudd wrote:
> As I get older (in my mid 30's now) I find myself doing/saying all the
> things I remember my Dad doing/saying....
>
> Radio 1 - what's that racket about?..I simply can't understand the
> language most shop assistants are using....etc etc...
>
> Now I've found I've been faced with another one....What exactly is a
> CHAV?
> It seems to have become used much more widely on TV and in the papers
> lately and from what I understand seems to be related in some way to
> Burberry check clothing (Much to Burberrys constanation it appears).
>
> Is it a regional thing or is it a new word for something or other,
> please enlighten me:)
>
> Muddy


www.chavscum.co.uk

--
Subaru WRX (The Bitch)

Range Rover Classic (Monty)

__


 

> > Now I've found I've been faced with another one....What exactly is a
> > CHAV?
> > It seems to have become used much more widely on TV and in the papers
> > lately and from what I understand seems to be related in some way to
> > Burberry check clothing (Much to Burberrys constanation it appears).
> >

I've just looked at the Burberry website, and I cannot find any baseball
caps. should I email them and ask where I can get one? ;-)


 
"Stuart Adair" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> the single mother of the teenage offender (Chances are
> this is the social class of the offender) wont care as she will be too

busy
> on her way to the benefit office to claim more money off hard working

people

Sorry Stu. I take offence to that comment. While it may be true that there
are a large percentage of scum who fall into that "social class", it's
unfair to lable all single parent families as such. Just like it is to
lable all 4x4 drivers just because one idiot churns up a "footpath".

I'm from a single parent family. My parents split up when I was 11 (I'm 30
now) and I stayed with my mum. She worked hard to keep me and my brother
fed/homed and on the striaght and narrow, and I would like to think that she
did a good job. I have never been in trouble with the law (with the
exception of a speeding offence).

--
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"Alan Mudd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>

<snip>
> I recently went shopping in Croydon (a bad mistake I now realise) and I
> was in a phone shop trying to replace my old and worn out phone, I simply
> couldn't understand what the guy was saying to me, I'm quite sure He was
> speaking English, it just wasn't a form of English I was familiar with. I
> had to excuse myself and explain as politely as possible that I simply
> didn't understand him (all the time conscious that I could be arrested any
> moment for extreme prejudice or racism).
>
>

Let me guess, every other word was "innit"

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> www.chavscum.co.uk
>
> --
> Subaru WRX (The Bitch)
>
> Range Rover Classic (Monty)



Yes I did take a look at this site and it was enlightening, actually I'm
kind of glad I don't feel alone.

Muddy


 
> Let me guess, every other word was "innit"
>
> --
> Simon Isaacs
>


Actually the phrase that shone through as most intelligible was "Ya nar wot
I min"..

Sadly that was problem, I just didn't......

Muddy


 
Nige wrote:
>
> <snip>...but looking
> around me I could do some serious damage to folk just because of the way they speak, let alone **** all
> else. Society is ****ed, gone & buried.


Absolutely. All the foul language, for a start. :-Þ

But I do get annoyed that people don't bother with correct enunciation
these da... sorry, I mean of course tha' I ge' blu'dy annoyed when
people, lahk, don' tork proppa, raaaight?

 
Badger wrote:
>
> 1. Start vetting who we let into the country. (Not being racist, just
> realistic! The welfare state is very close to collapse as it is)


Absolutely. While I do believe that we should take in immigrants as far
as possible, it's unrealistic to try to help people when we can't even
sort out our own. When Britain's back on its feet it'll be better
prepared to help others.

> 2. Re-introduce national service - discipline the little feckers and make
> them understand the meaning of discipline! A good days work for a decent
> days pay is something they really should learn!


YES! I'm half Swedish, and my military service (in the Swedish Air
Force) was one of the best things I've ever done. I still miss it; the
discipline, the uniforms, the cameraderie... You just can't get that on
civvie street.

> 3. Rash move - pull out of Europe before the eurocrats totally take over and
> we loose all control to the do-gooders!


The bigger they are, the harder they fall - let's bring more countries in!

> 4. Build more prisons and make prison a proper removal of liberty, it's
> meant to be a punishment for god's sakes, not a bleedin' holiday camp! make
> the sentences longer as well, this would prevent a lot of re-offenders.


Yes, and make the sentences more appropriate to the crime. Instead of
community service for GBH and years for insider trading, do it properly.

> 5. Bring back the power of the beat bobby to administer some on-the-spot
> justice, i.e. a good clout around the lug without fear of being sued for
> assault.


I think that would probably do a lot of good.

> 6. Introduce a classless form of transport for all. Now lets see - ah, yes,
> I know, let's all drive landrovers!! LOL.


Nah. Golfs for the scum, Landies for the elite. :-D

 
Mr.Nice. wrote:
>
> 'if you don't fill-in your tax return on time......'
>
> the best cure I've found for keeping the local eeeejits off my cars (I
> part 200 yards from my house) is this... they only did it once, never
> had trouble since.
>
> now I'm a nice guy and all but I won't be anyones victim.


Well, what was it you did?

 
Badger wrote:
> "Martin Edwards" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
>>>2. Re-introduce national service - discipline the little feckers and make
>>>them understand the meaning of discipline! A good days work for a decent
>>>days pay is something they really should learn!

>>
>>do we really want to give these gits weapons training?

>
> I didn't say give them weapon training, although it might actually teach
> them just how dangerous a weapon can be if used wrongly. Once they've been
> in for 2 or 3 years (of their 5 or 6 years service), a selective process
> would ensure (hopefully!) that only the safer ones were trained for weapons.
> This would instil a competitive spirit amongst them as this would be seen as
> some form of "right of passage", hopefully helping to improve maturity by
> competition.


When I was in the Swedish Air Force I found that while a lot of them
were waving the guns about, cheering, and so on when they were issued,
we were all royally sick of lugging the bloody things about by the time
we got any live ammunition....

 
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