Bunnyside

Hi,

Last year I hit a pheasant in the Landy which popped out the headlight at 30ish mph, good shot I thought, remember seeing him look sideways as I approached.

So anyway this year, i.e. yesterday I was toodling down a lane and a rabbit ran out in front of me and stood up to look at the big green thing coming his/her way. I looked behind me to see if I got it and it was not there, obviously ducked and legged it.

Anyway, at work someone asked me to go look at my car because there was something furry hanging from the front of it.

It seems said wabbit had stood up a little to far and caught its beak into one of the holes in the front of my steering guard and was dragged the 15 miles to work. Not a good way to go.

The only issue is, I work for a rather large corporate at a senior level and my old Landy was parked between a new XKR and 911 at the head office car park, but with rabbit apparel, the PA who grabbed me was not happy, in more way than one.

RIP Bunny, anyone else had any unusual wildlife experiences. I'm now waiting for corporate notification that I must not take Larry (the Land Rover) into work any more.

Boo

SpaceDawg said:

Hi,
, the PA who grabbed me was not happy, in more way than one.

RIP Bunny, anyone else had any unusual wildlife experiences. I'm now waiting for corporate notification that I must not take Larry (the Land Rover) into work any more.

Boo

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Some people just have their head rammed up their own arse. Not much ya can do about it.

I just realised I put "anyone else had any unusual wildlife experiences" oh crap...

309 the fan on front of radiator-bird stuck through grill.
Had an omega years ago and badger ****ed the sump and walked away

had a shogun years ago which ****ed a badger and drove away.


my ears are still ringing from the screams as the two girls on the back sat saw and subsequently felt it bounce off the sump guard and go under the wheels

I grew up in Cowfold and I know all the lanes around there very well, Kent street, Picts lane etc.
I once hit two bunnys at the same time along picts lane, either wheel. Never done that since.

JonnyP said:

I grew up in Cowfold and I know all the lanes around there very well, Kent street, Picts lane etc.
I once hit two bunnys at the same time along picts lane, either wheel. Never done that since.

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Picts Lane (I lived at the Haddocks place) was the pheasant, bunny bought it in Littleworth Lane :-(

When I braked to avoid a cat I finished with my car in a ditch so tell the boss that it was a matter of either the rabbit or you.
Or Else tell him that the wife wanted fur for Christmas and because of the corporate cuts, that was the only way of making her happy.

This thread made me think of this....

A Northern Territories (Oz) farm hand, radios back to the farm manager.

'Boss, I got one helluva problem here... I hit a ruddy pig with the truck.
The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the roo-bars on the front
and is wriggling and squealing so bloody much, I can't get 'im out.'

The manager says, 'Ok, there's a ... 303 rifle behind the seat in the rack, take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove it.'

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'So what's the f**king problem now mate?' raged the Manager.'

'Well boss, it's his motor-bike... it's stuck under the wheel arch and the bloody blue light wont stop flashing... ullo... you still there Boss?'

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