blind flange

ormus · Dec 24, 2006

yes but it only last 3 minutes.
same as a des oconner record. and thats criminal.

Trewey · Dec 24, 2006

i was referin to doin the washing up - that's marital duties innit?

yella · Dec 24, 2006

buy her a dishwasher fer xmas

Trewey · Dec 24, 2006

already bought er a hoover ffs!

ormus · Dec 24, 2006

aye she told me you prefer to wash up, last week. whilst her arse was bobbin up and down.

yella · Dec 24, 2006

get er the dishwasher, tell her shes got 2 presents

yella · Dec 24, 2006

ormus said:
aye she told me you prefer to wash up, last week. whilst her arse was bobbin up and down.

aye, she had ter go on top cos ormus forgot his booster cushion and he couldnt reach

Trewey · Dec 24, 2006

ormus said:
aye she told me you prefer to wash up, last week. whilst her arse was bobbin up and down.

yea, quite a sight when she's running away from you lol

ormus · Dec 24, 2006

aye, she was off to the chemist, she was red raw.

yella · Dec 24, 2006

aye, grapple marks from you trying to clamber on, yer feckin midget

ormus · Dec 24, 2006

have u bin drinkin again?

Trewey · Dec 24, 2006

nope, that's twice i agree wiv yella

yella · Dec 24, 2006

oi doormouse, stand up when yer talking ter me

ormus · Dec 24, 2006

get your webcam fixed then.

Trewey · Dec 24, 2006

ormus said:
aye, she was off to the chemist, she was red raw.

her throat was rew raw from laughing!

ormus · Dec 24, 2006

rew raw?
is that some sort of cornish STD?

Trewey · Dec 24, 2006

yea, it's wat the women get when they see a tiny penis

ormus · Dec 24, 2006

aye she told me that, but she said yer were very handy fer washing up and taking the bin out.

yella · Dec 24, 2006

where dya tek the bin trev, down the local

Trewey · Dec 24, 2006

nah, pictures.
nuffink but rubbish on there anyway.