Beware-scam!

now who'se usin adam & eve stuff?

fook tinny you can't mention spam and not include monty python

that would be like saying the spitfire shouldn't be included in a list of 10 great planes even though thurs a ship load better than it today!

lumberjacks wus funnier though

even i would have difficulty tying the lumberjack sketch in with spam mail

agreed - i were digressin - it's a cornish trait

slob said:

even i would have difficulty tying the lumberjack sketch in with spam mail

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I'm a Spammer and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a Spammer and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I Send junk emails, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He sends junk emails...
He's a Spammer...

I Send junk emails, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He Send junk emails...
He's a Spammer...

I Send junk emails,
I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He Send junk emails
He's a Spammer...

Etc

Good one!

aye !! must have taken ages to adapt it from the lumberjack song

...and no mention of tarmaccing yer drive or leaving yer car up on bricks.

I'm a pikey and I'm okay
I steal all night and I sleep all day
He's a pikey and he's okay
He steals all night and he sleeps all day

I tarmac drives, I eat my lunch
I eat in the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go muggin
And have buttered scones for tea
He tarmacs drives
He's a pikey...

I jack up cars, I i steal their wheels
I leave them on four bricks
I put on women's clothing
And i sell clothes pegs to the thick
He tarmacs drives...
He's a pikey...

I tarmac drives,
near ma caravan
in Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a gypsie
Just like my dear papa
He tarmacs drives
He's a pikey...

will that do?

Oh yes, I like that one - scans almost perfectly