am i mad ????

or just confused since this fiasco with my mate and the discos cluttering up the garden wich i have cleared up now for the sake of saving our relationship i want to get a series project but the missus has put her foot down and said no more landrovers at all ever

so not to be out done ive decided to build a series from scratch but by getting all and evry pannel i can one by one and refurbing them then hideing them all in the loft or behind the shed

do you reccon ill get away with it

Just do it a garden isnt a garden without landrover pannels as orniments, my argument was the pannels make shade for the chickens try it

only if you buy chassis no and vin plate off a tax free one,try ebay or you want to start making model planes and progress to big things. On a serious note the best way is to slowley get under her feet and get in the way,then plant the seed about your idea but say no,cant do that thus after a while it will become her idea to get you out of the way.You have to becareful with this one and take it slow.but it does work.It helps if you get a friend in on it.Its taken me a 12 month but the missus loves her idea of turning the garden into a allotment she keeps saying how her idea has worked great and the veg tastes so much better:doh:

bloodyfreelanders said:

Just do it a garden isnt a garden without landrover pannels as orniments, my argument was the pannels make shade for the chickens try it

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i dont think thatll work mate as i cant have chickens due to the dog (shes already eaten 2 blackbird chicks that landed in our garden learning to fly ) but me loft is empty and plenny of room for wings bonnet windscreen seatbox etc the rear tub will have to go in the hideyhole behind me shed

how big is the shed biuld it inside ther then knock shed down when finished(or spirit it out like gibbs and his boats)

can the bits be sneakily brought in though? im currenty banned off of ebay after my last 'bargin' on a good note i have a log book for a series 3 that has died that should be easy to hide

bloodyfreelanders said:

can the bits be sneakily brought in though? im currenty banned off of ebay after my last 'bargin' on a good note i have a log book for a series 3 that has died that should be easy to hide

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what else have you still got off this series if theres enough i might buy it as a vehicle if you want

anything is possible if you set your mind to it but sad to say you will have to think like a women(should not be hard) to get away with it.

johnny curt 1 said:

what else have you still got off this series if theres enough i might buy it as a vehicle if you want

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if it was the ebay bargian he has the log book and id plates lol

thought it was mine! said:

anything is possible if you set your mind to it but sad to say you will have to think like a women(should not be hard) to get away with it.

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ive got to the stage of makeing her lif as comfortable as possible with the little things like a couple of days before she starts her period i go out for a survival pack such as 2 packs of tampons 1 pack of nurofen and her favourite chocolate on standby anything for an easy life and she doesent suspect a thing

thats all thats left of it we left most of it on woodhead it was that rotten my mate who was following rang me to speady up with the trailer as it was a hailstorm of rust, bonnet wings and rear tub, all i wanted was overdrive and gearbox it was cheaper to get the lot

FFS
Time to ditch the bitch.

bloodyfreelanders said:

thats all thats left of it we left most of it on woodhead it was that rotten my mate who was following rang me to speady up with the trailer as it was a hailstorm of rust, bonnet wings and rear tub, all i wanted was overdrive and gearbox it was cheaper to get the lot

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snigger is there any more knocking abbout

Trewey said:

FFS
Time to ditch the bitch.

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thats one thing i simply cant do i was fresh out of rehab on deaths door and homeless when we met and she saw through it all and made me what i am today and i owe her my life for it and besides it would be unfair on our little princess

ill keep my eyes peeled thinking back that one I got by just knocking on the door we bought a pair from near stoxbridge you will have seen them if you ever went to sheff thede been there years, try the hotwater bottle at that time to always gets bonus points!

bloodyfreelanders said:

ill keep my eyes peeled thinking back that one I got by just knocking on the door we bought a pair from near stoxbridge you will have seen them if you ever went to sheff thede been there years, try the hotwater bottle at that time to always gets bonus points!

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tried the hotwater botle and got ****ted with it coz shes too hot in bed so i installed a fan above the bed and got some appreciation for it trial and error is the key sort of like an oldskool apprentaceship you do wrong you get a winger and told to sort it out

johnny curt 1 said:

ive got to the stage of makeing her lif as comfortable as possible with the little things like a couple of days before she starts her period i go out for a survival pack such as 2 packs of tampons 1 pack of nurofen and her favourite chocolate on standby anything for an easy life and she doesent suspect a thing

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no you need to slowly irritate her so she still wants you but needs you to be out of the way every now and again.Wat your doing now is so wrong you sound like my brother was years ago now he has to ask if it ok to take a **** so he doesn't upset the sister inlaw

thought it was mine! said:

no you need to slowly irritate her so she still wants you but needs you to be out of the way every now and again.Wat your doing now is so wrong you sound like my brother was years ago now he has to ask if it ok to take a **** so he doesn't upset the sister inlaw

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you got it wrong matey i do the survival pack thing so i can slope off and leave her in peace and get some me time in the bargain verry well calculated and executed with impeccable timing

Take up something else that takes you out most of your spare time, like helping a mate with his Landy or summat. She will get fed up with you not being around and will eventually allow you to do your hobby. My missus has kind of given up on me and my messing with scrap but she would rather I was messing about in the garage than out on the **** in the pub.

My wife wasn't happy when I got my S3 last year, but when I went to look at a S2 for bits that was the final straw! She actually kicked me out the next day. I went out and got drunk and ended up in bed with her friend's ex-wife, this lass is younger, fitter and likes Land Rovers, and I'm still with her! So - thanks Land Rover!