Acronyms

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Austin Shackles

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• Sep 30, 2005

• #1

Noticed a landy with "countryside council for Wales" or somesuch on the
side, and it occurred to me that no-one questions such people driving around
on the scenery.

so, what we need is a suitable-sounding organisation. Then I got to
thinking of titles that provided suitable acronyms... of course, yer ideal
acronym has to give the impression that the title of the organisation was
chosen to get the acronym, not vice versa (mentioning no GLASSes.. )
so far, I've got:

Countryside Responsible Use Department

and bearing in mind that you seem to have to have a meaningless catchphrase
now as well...

Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.



Anyone else?
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Thingy_wotsit

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• Sep 30, 2005

• #2

"Austin Shackles" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Anyone else?

Fast Action Response Team



Lee D

 

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Nige

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• Sep 30, 2005

• #3

Austin Shackles wrote:
> Noticed a landy with "countryside council for Wales" or somesuch on
> the side, and it occurred to me that no-one questions such people
> driving around on the scenery.
>
> so, what we need is a suitable-sounding organisation. Then I got to
> thinking of titles that provided suitable acronyms... of course, yer
> ideal acronym has to give the impression that the title of the
> organisation was chosen to get the acronym, not vice versa
> (mentioning no GLASSes.. )
> so far, I've got:
>
> Countryside Responsible Use Department
>
> and bearing in mind that you seem to have to have a meaningless
> catchphrase now as well...
>
> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.
>
>
>
> Anyone else?

Shoes Hats Apparel Today
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Nige

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• Sep 30, 2005

• #4

Austin Shackles wrote:
> Noticed a landy with "countryside council for Wales" or somesuch on
> the side, and it occurred to me that no-one questions such people
> driving around on the scenery.
>
> so, what we need is a suitable-sounding organisation. Then I got to
> thinking of titles that provided suitable acronyms... of course, yer
> ideal acronym has to give the impression that the title of the
> organisation was chosen to get the acronym, not vice versa
> (mentioning no GLASSes.. )
> so far, I've got:
>
> Countryside Responsible Use Department
>
> and bearing in mind that you seem to have to have a meaningless
> catchphrase now as well...
>
> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.
>
>
>
> Anyone else?

Rights In Place Offroad For Farmers

--
Subaru WRX
Landrover 110 County Station Wagon (Tyson)
WTB a clean RRC pref 3.9 or LSE 4.2

'"gimme the f*ckin' money"

 

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Mother

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• Sep 30, 2005

• #5

On Fri, 30 Sep 2005 18:40:31 +0100, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Anyone else?

Messing around with Coutryside stuff, linking it with National
Trust...

Didn't work, 'speciiaaly if you think of an urban twist...

Wassamatter wi you anyway Austin, run out of jbex?


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"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005

 

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Richard Brookman

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• Sep 30, 2005

• #6

so Austin Shackles was, like...
> Noticed a landy with "countryside council for Wales" or somesuch on
> the side, and it occurred to me that no-one questions such people
> driving around on the scenery.
>
> so, what we need is a suitable-sounding organisation. Then I got to
> thinking of titles that provided suitable acronyms... of course, yer
> ideal acronym has to give the impression that the title of the
> organisation was chosen to get the acronym, not vice versa
> (mentioning no GLASSes.. )
> so far, I've got:
>
> Countryside Responsible Use Department
>
> and bearing in mind that you seem to have to have a meaningless
> catchphrase now as well...
>
> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.
>
>
>
> Anyone else?

OT, obviously, but NOTHING beats the ...

British Association of Plastic Surgeons. www.baps.co.uk

--
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==============================
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S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)

 

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Derek

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• Sep 30, 2005

• #7

"Austin Shackles" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Noticed a landy with "countryside council for Wales" or somesuch on the
> side, and it occurred to me that no-one questions such people driving
around
> on the scenery.
>
> so, what we need is a suitable-sounding organisation. Then I got to
> thinking of titles that provided suitable acronyms... of course, yer ideal
> acronym has to give the impression that the title of the organisation was
> chosen to get the acronym, not vice versa (mentioning no GLASSes.. )
> so far, I've got:
>
> Countryside Responsible Use Department
>
> and bearing in mind that you seem to have to have a meaningless
catchphrase
> now as well...
>
> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.
>
>
>
> Anyone else?
> --
> Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that

Politician In Ludicrous Legislation Of Course Kids
Derek

lets sack a few politicians - we have more than enough who think they are
there to tell us what to do- it should be the other way round doing what we
tell them to

 

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Nige

Guest

• Sep 30, 2005

• #8

Richard Brookman wrote:
> so Austin Shackles was, like...
>> Noticed a landy with "countryside council for Wales" or somesuch on
>> the side, and it occurred to me that no-one questions such people
>> driving around on the scenery.
>>
>> so, what we need is a suitable-sounding organisation. Then I got to
>> thinking of titles that provided suitable acronyms... of course, yer
>> ideal acronym has to give the impression that the title of the
>> organisation was chosen to get the acronym, not vice versa
>> (mentioning no GLASSes.. )
>> so far, I've got:
>>
>> Countryside Responsible Use Department
>>
>> and bearing in mind that you seem to have to have a meaningless
>> catchphrase now as well...
>>
>> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.
>>
>>
>>
>> Anyone else?
>
> OT, obviously, but NOTHING beats the ...
>
> British Association of Plastic Surgeons. www.baps.co.uk

Not an acronym, but yo have to say this slowyi f full of ale!

The Federation Of Master Bakers!!!

The wifes business is bakery, makes me laugh every time i hear it!

Nige

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Landrover 110 County Station Wagon (Tyson)
WTB a clean RRC pref 3.9 or LSE 4.2

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Richard Brookman

Guest

• Sep 30, 2005

• #9

so Austin Shackles was, like...
> Noticed a landy with "countryside council for Wales" or somesuch on
> the side, and it occurred to me that no-one questions such people
> driving around on the scenery.
>
> so, what we need is a suitable-sounding organisation. Then I got to
> thinking of titles that provided suitable acronyms... of course, yer
> ideal acronym has to give the impression that the title of the
> organisation was chosen to get the acronym, not vice versa
> (mentioning no GLASSes.. )
> so far, I've got:
>
> Countryside Responsible Use Department
>
> and bearing in mind that you seem to have to have a meaningless
> catchphrase now as well...
>
> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.
>
>
>
> Anyone else?

Welsh Assembly Nature Conservancy - "Enabling Responsible Standards"*

Countryside Unit for Nature and Tourism Services

I did once work in a school which (very briefly) considered renaming itself
South Hunsley Institute of Technology.

*OK, I know, but they got away with NORWICH in the war, didn't they?

--
Rich
==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)

 

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Mother

Guest

• Sep 30, 2005

• #10

On Fri, 30 Sep 2005 21:01:36 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>*OK, I know, but they got away with NORWICH in the war, didn't they?

Proving that it's easier to send people with poor literacy skills, by
virtue of inadequate education, to their almost certain death without
them realising what they've signed up for...


--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005

 

M

Mother

Guest

• Sep 30, 2005

• #11

On Fri, 30 Sep 2005 21:01:36 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Countryside Unit for Nature and Tourism Services

My previous comment on this was totally wasted on you, wasn't it?

 

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hugh

Guest

• Sep 30, 2005

• #12

In message <[email protected]>, Richard Brookman
<[email protected]> writes
>so Austin Shackles was, like...
>> Noticed a landy with "countryside council for Wales" or somesuch on
>> the side, and it occurred to me that no-one questions such people
>> driving around on the scenery.
>>
>> so, what we need is a suitable-sounding organisation. Then I got to
>> thinking of titles that provided suitable acronyms... of course, yer
>> ideal acronym has to give the impression that the title of the
>> organisation was chosen to get the acronym, not vice versa
>> (mentioning no GLASSes.. )
>> so far, I've got:
>>
>> Countryside Responsible Use Department
>>
>> and bearing in mind that you seem to have to have a meaningless
>> catchphrase now as well...
>>
>> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.
>>
>>
>>
>> Anyone else?
>
>OT, obviously, but NOTHING beats the ...
>
>British Association of Plastic Surgeons. www.baps.co.uk
>
They fix your double glazing round here.
--
hugh
Reply to address is valid at the time of posting

 

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Richard Brookman

Guest

• Sep 30, 2005

• #13

so Mother" <"@ {mother} @ was, like...
> On Fri, 30 Sep 2005 21:01:36 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Countryside Unit for Nature and Tourism Services
>
> My previous comment on this was totally wasted on you, wasn't it?

As usual, yes. I was too busy doing the Urban Twist

--
Rich
==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)

 

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Dave Liquorice

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• Sep 30, 2005

• #14

On Fri, 30 Sep 2005 18:40:31 +0100, Austin Shackles wrote:

> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.

One letter change:

Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safety

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Paul S. Brown

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• Sep 30, 2005

• #15

Dave Liquorice wrote:

> On Fri, 30 Sep 2005 18:40:31 +0100, Austin Shackles wrote:
>
>> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.
>
> One letter change:
>
> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safety
>

Country Lane Improvement Trust Scheme

P.

 

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McBad

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• Oct 1, 2005

• #16

"Paul S. Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:7241694.eqVQYLqLBe@PolMobile...
> Dave Liquorice wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 30 Sep 2005 18:40:31 +0100, Austin Shackles wrote:
> >
> >> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.
> >
> > One letter change:
> >
> > Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safety
> >
>
> Country Lane Improvement Trust Scheme
>
> P.

Nice one. We tried to re-name Cardiff University Caving Club as Cardiff
Limestone Investigation Team a few years ago, but the student union noticed
the problem just in time... (

M

 

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Paul - xxx

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• Oct 1, 2005

• #17

Richard Brookman came up with the following;:

> Countryside Unit for Nature and Tourism Services

Change it slightly so it's just a little less 'in yer face' ...

Countryside Nature Unit and Tourism Services ....


--
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Richard Brookman

Guest

• Oct 1, 2005

• #18

so Paul - xxx was, like...
> Richard Brookman came up with the following;:
>
>> Countryside Unit for Nature and Tourism Services
>
> Change it slightly so it's just a little less 'in yer face' ...

<fnarr>

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==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)

 

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Nige

Guest

• Sep 30, 2005

• #19

Austin Shackles wrote:
> Noticed a landy with "countryside council for Wales" or somesuch on
> the side, and it occurred to me that no-one questions such people
> driving around on the scenery.
>
> so, what we need is a suitable-sounding organisation. Then I got to
> thinking of titles that provided suitable acronyms... of course, yer
> ideal acronym has to give the impression that the title of the
> organisation was chosen to get the acronym, not vice versa
> (mentioning no GLASSes.. )
> so far, I've got:
>
> Countryside Responsible Use Department
>
> and bearing in mind that you seem to have to have a meaningless
> catchphrase now as well...
>
> Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.
>
>
>
> Anyone else?

Rights In Place Offroad For Farmers

--
Subaru WRX
Landrover 110 County Station Wagon (Tyson)
WTB a clean RRC pref 3.9 or LSE 4.2

'"gimme the f*ckin' money"