a womens name on a car!!!

How,how!!, nearly christmas, so it was just a reminder to buy something to your better half which she can`t use ,unless if it`s not a thing that can take place in your landy or in the garage.
So my wonder. Why in the MF h*ll are you Englishmen calling your cars womans name.? My own beast on wheels , a 110 loocks moore like a man by name Brutus or Hercules, or Conan the Destroyer . I have another car a Rover 75, that`s a quite a lady according to shape ,a queen, but the beast!! ,My BEAST, My Defender is a tuff guy , raw and respectfull on the road , and not a cute " Nelly" . It must be enough by calling boats "Nelly,"Sweety,"pretty Lady and so on . Am i complete ......? is it something that i don`t understand?
The Norseman

hey dude i call mine by a real mans name...its called eric the viking....how much more manly can you get than ....ERIC THE VIKING...and it runs on crude oil none of yer refined girlie petrol for ERIC THE VIKING nothing but thick manly crude straight out the ground for ERIC THE VIKING. eric has manly 455/150 x 24 tyres and a v-17 10 litre crude oil engine. he has an 8 speed reversible transmission that uses no lubrication cos ERIC THE VIKING is so tough and manly. he uses boat rope for axle straps. oh &and ERIC THE VIKING is no beast he's a brute of a machine he can empty a whole field of cow just by reving up a bit and sucking the whole herd down his manly air intake. girlie cars like the rover 75 swoon as soon as they hear his manly engine throb and roar.
my other car i call conan the librarian as it so academic and butch.

The Slob

I don't know why but Harry Enfields perception of an Amsterdam copper springs to mind.

WP.

don't think i know that one!!

My Landy is called Kenneth the Bastard. Every time it sees a rover 75 with a cute rear, Kenneth always gives it a swift one up the rear and then drives off. What a bastard

i forgot to mention ERIC THE VIKING has a kick start cos he's so manly he don't got no pooftah turny key thing. ERIC THE VIKING don't like no swift one either ERIC THE VIKING is like me he likes to give them a good boring

lets hear it for ERIC THE VIKING....... ERIC! ERIC! ERIC! there's only one ERIC THE VIKING only one ERIC THE VIKING.. and lets not forget conan the librarian


while i'm here what did yer man call his landy? was it noggin the nog or something like that??

i bet most of you call yer landy ye f@àçk1 b100è" great piece of ess aitch one tee

Name is Cliff,....man!! Do`nt hurt my feelings for my buddy. Eric the Viking ,....yea, i like that , but is`nt he in yer backyard man , and in plenty parts? Rebuildt it please and let`s se him. What are you doing without your pal ?
Got another one ?
The Norseman

cliff!!! why does it have a seagull on top of it??