4 wheel drive low range??

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You ask a dumb question, you get a bit of stick, you run out of retorts and resort to making veiled threats about firearms further confirming that you're hung like a wasp and couldn't actually fight your way out of a damp paper bag.

No wonder you're Donks bumchum, you were made for eachother. At least neither of you are likely to cause eachother serious anal injury.
 
Hey, Donkbasher, here's something to sing tomorrow when yer driving yer truck..............but you probably already know it. :p


Codbasher's song.

Im drivin a truck
Drivin a big ol truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I dont run out of luck
Rollin down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
Its time to put that hammer down
Just watchin as the miles go flyin by
Im ridin twenty tons of steel
But its sure hard to hold the wheel
While Im waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
Im jammin gears and haulin freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, dont let my mascara run tonight

Because Im drivin a truck
Drivin a big ol truck
Smokeys on my tail and my accelerators stuck
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin until the break of dawn
Drivin a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I dont mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings dont bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin off the mother-lovin clutch

But still Im drivin a truck
Drivin a big ol truck
Headin down the interstate, just tryin to make a buck
Wearin feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While Im drivin a truck with my high heels on

Im drivin a truck
Drivin a truck
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And Im late for my appointment down at my hair salon
So Ill be drivin a truck with my high heels on​
 
Er veiled threats???

Whats up ducky, cant take the stick back,,,,

Ooohhhhhh we are getting personal now arnt we, grow up kiddy.

Ducky? the best you can do is liken me to water fowl?

And personal? Of course it's personal you fekin mollusc, it got personal when you failed to take a ribbing in your stride.

Ooooooo, when will I grow up then? When I boast about guns? Tops, I'll look forward to that. :rolleyes:
 
Ooooooooooooooo, no, nasty big man wiv a gun called me a bad thing.

The song? A few years ago? What and you've been singing it all this time? You must have got the merkin accent off to a tee by now, that and yer make up.
 
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'Feckin mollusc!!!'

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I liked that bit....!:D
 
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I liked that bit....!:D

Hey, I was being nice. :rolleyes:
 
Until we meet again................




Cant wait ;o)

Sorry? To meet again dunt you have to have met a first time?

Mind you, I could've forgotten. I have to deal with people like you every day, only they're called clients and need support just to get through life................actually...............MMMMMmmmmmm, nope, never seen you before in me life.

Hey, I bet you typed "Until we meet again..............." with an 'Arnie' kinda voice in yer head? :rolleyes:
 
ffs coddy, i thought you were above the donk intelligence level when he got banned, but obviously you aint. why bother asking the admin to ban you, why not just stop coming on here if thats how you feel

Aww come on Yella, we should encourage him to stay. It's a bit like having a pet, but cheaper & you dunt feel guilty when you tire of it & sell it fer medical research.
 
ffs coddy, i thought you were above the donk intelligence level when he got banned, but obviously you aint. why bother asking the admin to ban you, why not just stop coming on here if thats how you feel

Oh I am, but seeing Marcus bite makes me laugh..... :D

As for being a humourless div, guess you ought to the guys who work for me :rolleyes:
 
As for being a humourless div, guess you ought to the guys who work for me :rolleyes:

I presume the missing word was "ask"? A lot of lorry drivers have people like you to thank for lorries being limited to 56mph. Any faster an' yer reaction times can't keep up. Think Dipladocus, weren't going to win any races were they? ;)

Oh, re: the guys who work for you. I am so sorry to be the one to tell you this Codbasher, they're laughing at you chap. :p
 
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