Hello Everyone

[Ricky6039]

Just thought i would stop in and say hello from the state of Tennessee

 

[nuggets]

welcome ?? can ya guess what state am in

 

[RSM72]

Just thought i would stop in and say hello from the state of Tennessee

Bonjour misour,,, sava,,

 

[Adz]

Just thought i would stop in and say hello from the state of Tennessee

Why?

 

[RSM72]

Hello Ricky,,, how yi doin,,,,, hope yi got some sort o thick skin cos you will need it,,,,,, just give as good as you'l get,,,, an welcome once again tae the the funny farm,,,,

 

[nuggets]

Why?

its eessennet if ya spell it backwards

 

[RSM72]

its eessennet if ya spell it backwards

snigger

 

[FFS Heidi]

Bonjour misour,,, sava,,

OUCH!

yoo Rosbifs are rueenaing our bohteefuel longwaige!

 

[Bromsgrove Defender]

OUCH!

yoo Rosbifs are rueenaing our bohteefuel longwaige!

Maybe but at least ya knew wot he meant and at least he wern't just shoutin in Ingulsh

 

[johnnyreno13]

Just passing through. Hi to all you land lovers.

Found this on the net, hope you like it.¿
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How to know that You're a Land Rover owner:

• If You go to get the Sunday paper and You come back on Monday without it.
• If You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside.
• When the best route from point A to point B is through the mud.
• When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark.
• You roll Your Rover over and look for it's thingy.
• Your mom and sister can't get in without help.
• You judge every hill You see by how much fun it would be to climb.
• You search for trails in an USAF helicopter.
• You puke when You see a Geo Tracker.
• You get custom pin-striping from trail brush.
• If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts.
• When You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days.
• When You take Your friends wheeling and they say "What trail - I don't see a trail!".
• Your friends won't ride with You 'cause they don't want to wind up in the desert in the middle of the night.
• When Your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that You wash Your Rover.
• When You finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks You bought a new Rover.
• You carry emergency supplies and clothing because You never know where You will end up.
• When Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win.
• When it rains and You don't care that Your tops and doors are off.
• When You drive around to look at Christmas lights topless.
• When You change Your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
• If Your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind Your house.
• When You take Your Mom wheeling and she has to help You flip the Rover back onto it's wheels again.
• You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield.
• You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents.
• Every page of Your repair manual has fingerprints.
• Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when You take them wheeling.
• You spend more time under Your Rover than under Your significant other.
• Winter comes and you can't remember where You left the roof.
• You spend more on car washes than on insurance.
• Even worse the car wash won't let You in.
• You complain about everything but smile when You fix everything yourself.
• When You think Mud Brown should be a factory paint color.
• When You feel sorry for someone with a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser.
• When You have all Your credit card numbers memorized.
• When You slam the door and part of Your Rover crumbles to the ground.
• If You get asked to pick up Your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it.
• Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it.
• You are the only one on the street that doesn't plow their driveway.
• You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows.
• You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Rover.
• The first word out of Your 2 year old's mouth isn't Mommy or Daddy, it's rover!

 

[FFS Heidi]

You spend more time under Your Rover than under Your significant other.

For some of the guys in here: there's no difference