Vandals scratched and kicked My Landy! - Know any good bodywork people?? T

[HybridGirl]

Ah did have a look and it dusn't say where he/she/it was from HB And ah wasn't gonna start lookin' through all of the 12 post that were posted either

Yer a good boy Buster! Yer did yer omework! You get a gold star fer effort, an an iced gem.

 

[mondo]

He's devoid of a sense o humour..

An how'dyer know it wernt lisa postin an it int just "that time o month"?

 

[HybridGirl]

An how'dyer know it wernt lisa postin an it int just "that time o month"?

Well that'd mek more sense...! Ello Lisa! Welcome to LZ. We cun see you loiterin at the bottom o the page..

 

[bustersbus]

Yer a good boy Buster! Yer did yer omework! You get a gold star fer effort, an an iced gem.

Awww thanks HB

 

[nuggets]

If yer had a 'proppa' Landy it wint have alloys in the first place...!

ya want to wash ya mouth out girl tut

 

[HybridGirl]

ya want to wash ya mouth out girl tut

I only speak the truth.

 

[nuggets]

I only speak when im spoken to

you wernt asked !!

 

[HybridGirl]

you wernt asked !!

I ony speak when i'm spoken to??! HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!!
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Ahhahahahahahaahahhahaahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!

Yeah rite!

 

[nuggets]

you wernt asked !!

ssshh

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

Bless the little poofter! Got his knickers in a twist. Please, scratch and a dent? There's nothing there!

 

[HybridGirl]

Wheres me pre-menstral playmate gone?

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

Must of found his minstrels

 

[oil dripper]

ere Si if ya can find out where they is ya can let em borra me polishin mop an sum g3

 

[choppa]

Wheres me pre-menstral playmate gone?

ya scared umm off ya big bully ..... he / she / it only wanted some elp .... should be shamed of yerself so ya should...

 

[HybridGirl]

ya scared umm off ya big bully ..... he / she / it only wanted some elp .... should be shamed of yerself so ya should...

Aww ffs. Ok. I cun be elpful. T-cut the c'unt. Iss ony a diddy scratch.

There. Elpful enuff?!

 

[bustersbus]

Wheres me pre-menstral playmate gone?

Maybe they're havin' a wee tiff It might turn out that lisa was drivin'the gaylander, bumped it and scratched it with her handbag on the way round to check the bump, and is tellin' jay that it wasn't her fault and that a big boy did it and run away

 

[nuggets]

Aww ffs. Ok. I cun be elpful. T-cut the c'unt. Iss ony a diddy scratch.

There. Elpful enuff?!

will that work on me alloy`s as well

 

[choppa]

will that work on me alloy`s as well

alloys is fer puffs ... ya big puff ...

 

[HybridGirl]

Maybe they're havin' a wee tiff It might turn out that lisa was drivin'the gaylander, bumped it and scratched it with her handbag on the way round to check the bump, and is tellin' jay that it wasn't her fault and that a big boy did it and run away

Aye, but I eggspect Lisa (who was terribly embarrarsed about bein seen in a Gaylander (which is very obviously his)!) dintid it on purpose. It was a 'cry fer help' if ever I saw one... She wer 'grooming' the forum fer a real 'man'....

 

[nuggets]

will that work on me MATE`S alloy`s as well as he was winging aboot a few scratches